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How do you wipe your butt?


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How do you wipe your butt?   

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  1. 1. How do you wipe your butt?

    • Standing up
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    • Sitting down
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made this thread a year or 2 ago

 

i was a stander for my entire life then i decided on a whim to try wiping while sitting down and was amazed at how much cleaner i got. i went out and bought 5 new pairs of tighy whities after and to this day none of them have streaks. sitting is where its at

 

also helps is pressure washing the area in the shower

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Need woman ass wiping techniques input ASAP

Probability of a woman posting in this thread to tell us that she stands up to wipe and/or wipes from front/back or back/front is 0%.

 

The reason is obvious: Women want us to keep thinking they don't shit.  :bulb

 

 

Pretty girls really shouldn't shit. It makes me think less of them because it's really unattractive.

 

Here's a tip. If you are lusting after a girl and want to stop - just picture her on her period changing her tampon after taking a huge dump in the toilet and getting some on her fingers.

 

Works for me.  :puke

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I converted from a stander to a sitter in my early 30s.  Not sure why I stood, just how I learned and never knew anyone did it any differently.  Got into this convo with my friends and realized they had a valid point on the cheek poop-smearing.  Started wiping sitting and I never looked back.

 

This was one of the most significant self-improvements I have made in the last decade.

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