OT: Looks like this girl only went out with me to get free work done at her place...

[KingRevolver]

I'm jinxed, I swear to fuckin' Christ!

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/KV6hBvU.png

[Guest pocketrockets]

Dude, she is asking you to help her set her TV on HER BEDROOM. Am I missing something?

[plommer]

She is not asking him to mount her in the bedroom. She's asking for the TV 

 

 

 

"If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

 

[Brick]

kinga she is giving you an opening, take it!

[spankie]

This could be code for sexy time. 

[Sol Aristatel]

"Im going to lick you in your ass".

 

It's obvious she accidentally hit the K there.

 

Kinger bout to get a rim job.

[Guest pocketrockets]

kinga she is giving you an opening, take it!

 

 

Unbelievable, who knows how much pussy Kinger has missed based on him reading the situation badly

[plommer]

 

Unbelievable, who knows how much pussy Kinger has missed based on him reading the situation badly

Answer: a low number.

[Brick]

 

Unbelievable, who knows how much pussy Kinger has missed based on him reading the situation badly

To be fair kinger has been played by some of these ladies.  He had like 40 hours into painting and other odd jobs for that last lady he thought he was "dating".

[Mofome]

[Blue]

Go mount that bitch kinger

[Dingo]

If you can't be handsome you might as well be handy

[Guest pocketrockets]

Crash with a movie and a bottle of wine to help her. Rent a sexy flick. Carry a DVD in your trunk just in case.

[KingRevolver]

Crash with a movie and a bottle of wine to help her. Rent a sexy flick. Carry a DVD in your trunk just in case.

 

What movie?

[Guest pocketrockets]

Hmmm... Someone here suggested Love by Gaspar Noe, too strong unless she is a nympho freak. Is basically a porn about drugs and 3 somes with artsy camera angles and sequences. I like it, but I'm on drugs and I'm a perv.

 

Try with "He's not that into you" (2009)

 

Decent cast, some funny dialogues here and there, has some sex... but a chick flick at it's core. She'll think you are sensitive and in touch with your feminine side. That's when you dick slap her.

 

Or go for A Clockwork Orange, knock her out cold and fuck her in the ass. What do I know?

[joeybagadonuts]

I'm jinxed, I swear to fuckin' Christ!

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/KV6hBvU.png

No mames guay!!!

[Sam Odom]

her GF told her to get a mexican to hang it

[BarryRunSome]

You're a sucker bruh. Why you answering this girl 7 minutes after she sends you a message? At least pretend you have a life. 10 hour minimum response time

[JTGAMBLE]

Should have kept your hat on bruh.

[TheMartian]

Those jajaja's tho

[evade]

She is talking about mount. What more clues do you need? She is asking you to mount her.

[Sharp Square]

[Dingo]

She met Kinger at the door naked

He was so excited he hung the TV up for free and gave her a quote on painting her living room

[easygoer]

Poor Kinger

[Blue]

Open your eyes kinger, obviously if you're the one she's asking for help she obviously likes you and feels comfortable around you. This is a win pal. None of these dopes will tell you this but it's the truth.