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Dying laughing here.

 

Sleepy is trolling you guys acting like Brock.

 

"This is authentic and the best in the world. Top drawer men. Look it the fuck up !!!! "

 

-insert pic of white trash or Ethiopian slop -

ha yup, when he said they have authentic little Mexicans( or something like that) cooking not big Mexican Americans I started laughing

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The Brock Cycle

 

 

Square 1: "Hey, KR, let's get an update on Brock. How's he been?"

 

--OK, hold. Here's an update and some food pictures... he's doing fine.

 

 

Two: "How about we get some plays? The such-and-such is going on right now. Would love to have those plays! Post them!"

 

--OK. Here are the plays.

 

 

Three: "What are you, his fuckin' bitch? Why are you posting for him? Just let him start posting them himself. Pathetic what TGF would do for views. JUST LET HIM POST!"

 

--OK. I'll let him post.

 

 

Four: Brock starts posting plays and losing his ass off. "HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT LOSER. WORST-EVER SCUMBAG COCKSUCKING BITCH! FUCK YOU AND YOUR BALD WIFE, MIDGET ASSHOLE! GREAT FADES- GLAD HE'S HERE!"

 

Five: Brock starts winning a few plays and showing pictures of vacation and some nice steak dinners. "WTF? WHY IS THIS ASSHOLE ALLOWED TO POST HERE? PATHETIC WHAT TGF WOULD DO FOR VIEWS. DESPERATE BECAUSE EOG IS DOING OK! BOAT AND KR ARE SCUM OF THE EARTH FOR ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN! LETTING A PIECE OF SHIT STIFF POST HERE. YES, WE DID VOTE FOR TRUMP, BUT THAT WAS JUST FOR PRESIDENT OF THE U.S., BUT WE CAN'T ALLOW GUYS WITH QUESTIONABLE BACKGROUNDS ON THE FORUM!"

 

Six: Brock is banned after all the complaints. Few weeks later...

 

Back to Square 1: "Hey, KR, let's get an update on Brock. How's he been?"

 

:gun

So perfect.....there are so many posters who talk out both sides of their mouth

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Same here. A new Vietnamese coffee shop opened up here that's supposed to be pretty good. I might try it soon. Also want to try a good Bahn mi sandwich.

 

The garlic beef does sound good.

Funny bc in the Bay Area, "Vietnamese coffee shop" means a place where half naked Vietnamese chicks serve you food and drink. You can also play slot machines and gamble in all sorts of strange Asian card games as well.

 

Not to be confused with a "Vietnamese karaoke bar " which is part strip club/whore house and part actual karaoke bar.

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