You would think, w/ Yanks life pretty much over in a matter of MONTHS he'd be posting more

[Guest ChrisHarvard]

I have really put some thought in to this...

 

what will Mike Yanks miss the most?

 

I think it's bases. No doubt about that.

 

This is a guy that loves baseball, now he can't even watch it! Let alone do the softball thing.

 

Dude used to stagger in the door, knocking everything down on the way to room. Jump in bed with he's freaking CLEATs on, because he was too loaded to give a crap.

 

Wake up with more of the ball field than when he left it!!!

 

Welllll lil buddy, those days are gone. 

[BarryRunSome]

What happened?

[Guest ChrisHarvard]

I heard he was having three twins.

 

Mo Didley set up the go fund me.

 

Please donate.

[BarryRunSome]

I heard he was having three twins.

 

Mo Didley set up the go fund me.

 

Please donate.

Holy Smokes!!

[Deemer]

Mikeyanks and his FIANCE are expecting TWINS GIRLS. Yanks was hoping for boys to name them Mariano and Derek. 

 

Lets all wish him the BEST

[Guest ChrisHarvard]

He made it his personal mission to run Big Bear out.

 

For that, he succeeded.

 

About the only thing he's ever done and it's a lousy one.

[spankie]

He is done for. 

 

Guy is going to be milking titty milk and wiping shit. 

[Guest ChrisHarvard]

spankie I miss Bear.

[Yanks]

Not twins

 

If boy will be bmed michae after two great men (grandfather and father) and myself.

 

I still do my thing. Just work as much as possible to save some extra money.

 

Drinking beers and doing rails as I watch the auburn game

[Blue]

Oh brother . Better kick the rail habit pal.

[Yanks]

Oh brother . Better kick the rail habit pal.

Finishing left over from New Years. Prob still have some left after tonight.

 

Once every few months is fine.

[Guest ChrisHarvard]

yanks you know I'm here for you.

 

and if your home "burns down"....and you need some "help"...

 

Mo Didley is always one call away.

[Yanks]

yanks you know I'm here for you.

 

and if your home "burns down"....and you need some "help"...

 

Mo Didley is always one call away.

I don't believe in a god but i will still pray you die

[Deemer]

Mikeyanks very hateful lately. 

 

I wish him the best with his twins Susan and Rachel

[Yanks]

If I had a girl I'd name it after my late cousin, Nicole

[Guest ChrisHarvard]

You know guys...as the world is literally caving around us with Christmas concerts getting shot up by Muslims..

 

to hear yanks say he is not a christian cuts me deep.

 

now i have to save yanks not only from himself, but from hell too? Why God? Why?

 

but you know what? I'm down. Let's do it. 

[Yanks]

Technically I'm a catholic I guess. Communion confirmation etc

[BarryRunSome]

Wait is this for forum traffic or real life?

[Guest ChrisHarvard]

I'm taking you to heaven whether you like it or not.

 

Get your shit together. We need to have a talk. I'm serious.

[Yanks]

Wait is this for forum traffic or real life?

100% serious. 9 weeks

[spankie]

If Yanks could make a living sperming in vaginas you can bet he'd be sitting pretty good. 

[Guest ChrisHarvard]

No more old mans softball team....You'll be lucky to even get to the slow pitch batting cages on Wednesday night

 

No more hitting the watering hole every other day. You're a father now.

 

No more booze every day, even at home. You're a father now.

 

No more restaurants, but with a car seat you can always hit a drive through. Hope you like crappy food!

 

No more ball games. That cold weather? You can't subject your children to that! It's 36 degrees in those cheap ass seats you buy, YANKS!

 

No more cinema. Sure, you'll try a movie once or twice. You'll never see the thing. You have babies now. They'll cry and poop the whole movie.

 

No more go carts, no more dirt bikes, no more extreme shit. You're old now. Sell your stuff, but who are we kidding? You probably never had any of that anyways.

[KingRevolver]

Guy's life is over.  We need to have a baby shower for him here with gag gifts.

[spankie]

No more go carts, no more dirt bikes, no more extreme shit. You're old now. Sell your stuff, but who are we kidding? You probably never had any of that anyways.

 

You nuts bro? My kid does all of that shit bro. 

 

We're going out next weekend on 4 wheelers and SLAMMING the trails. 

[Guest ChrisHarvard]

Apologies Yanks