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Morning Pals,

 

With winter ending, Crocs season is fast approaching!  Time for everyone to pull out their favorite styrofoam and plastic shoes!  That being said, here is a list of TGFers I suspect rock Crocs

 

 

We all know George loves him some Crocs... Being the Costa Rican tycoon that he is, regular Crocs are not good enough for him, so George rocks Crocs with fur!  These Crocs can be enjoyed on the lovely beach or worn with slacks at 4 star restaurants throughout Costa Rica!  

 

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Next, we have poster Spankie.  I love me some Spankie.  He's hilarious but Kinger is always calling him a fat guy and by the posts from Spankie in the Poverty Meal thread showing his cereal candy bars and Little Debbie meals, I suspect he lives in a one bedroom apartment behind a Walmart and nothing says Walmart more than Crocs!

 

 

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Next, we have posters Fishhead and Boats..  They give off the impression they are advantage and sharp gamblers.  To perfect their craft, they live in sportsbooks and casinos across the US.  I think its a safe assumption that 90% of their wardrobe is made up of windbreakers, t-shirts, and sweat pants they bought with their reward points from casino gift shops.  So to do that daily grind, they need comfort, so they are Crocs with socks guys...

 

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Next we have poster Sleepy.  With the plethora of perforated holes in these versatile shoes, Sleepy can tie yarn and catnip to the holes of these sweet kicks so his kitty can play while chasing Sleepy around the house as he throws his laptop against the wall swearing he will never bet on tennis again!

 

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Next on the Crocs list, we have poster Deemer.  He needs a waterproof shoe while he is working in the wet rice fields.  They also go well with his break dancing outfits!

 

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Finally, I feel bad for poor Kinger because with his wide fat feet and cankles he can't fit in Crocs because they don't make them in EE width....

 

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I will confess. I have a pair of Crocs. I forget why I bought them – may have been my short stint with the P.F, following my long road trip wearing ballet flats. In any case, they are atrocious aesthetically speaking, and I don't wear them in public,, but damn they're nice to slip on in a hurry to take out trash or something esp if it's raining out. Ftr, mine are basic black.

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