plommer Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 For the Amazon gift card. Bought the kitty a door that we will install in my front window for the warm weather. Now plommer doesn't have to let the fucker in/out all day every day.He can let himself out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 I had one of them things Got home and a fukkin a possum in the damn laundry room eatin cat food. Possum one ugly critter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted February 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 I had one of them things Got home and a fukkin a possum in the damn laundry room eatin cat food. Possum one ugly critter. I had to elevate his food and water bowls because the ants are relentless at this time of year, they are in everything if its on the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairWarning Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 I had one of them things Got home and a fukkin a possum in the damn laundry room eatin cat food. Possum one ugly critter.Mean fukkers also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted February 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 Mean fukkers also.I bet they're tasty. We need someone from Louisiana to chime in with a possum recipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 Mean fukkers also. no shit I hit it with a bat twice, fukkin thing could care less. Wound up hitting the thing in the eye with a black ronnie, still took a while to croak. nasty growling fukkin pinkeyed fukkin thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted February 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 Possums are good Billy. They eat rats and mice and other unwanted critters. Next time spare the fukkers life and get him outside where he can continue doing good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted February 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 10 things you didn't know about possums: 1. Natural immunity. Opossums are mostly immune to rabies, and in fact, they are eight times less likely to carry rabies compared to wild dogs. 2. Poison control. Opossums have superpowers against snakes. They have partial or total immunity to the venom produced by rattlesnakes, cottonmouths and other pit vipers. 3. Omnivores galore. Their normal diet consists of carrion, rodents, insects, snails, slugs, birds, eggs, frogs, plants, fruits and grains. They also eat human food, table scraps, dog food and cat food. They have an unusually high need for calcium, which incites them to eat the skeletons of rodents and road kill they consume. They're the sanitation workers of the wild. 4. Smart critters. Although many people think opossums are not the sharpest knives in the drawer, there are several areas of intelligence in which they soar. For one, they have a remarkable ability to find food and to remember where it is. When tested for the ability to remember where food is, opossums scored better than rats, rabbits, cats, dogs … but not as well as humans. They also can find their way through a maze more quickly than rats and cats. 5. Pest control. Since their diet allows them to indulge on snails, slugs and beetles, they are a welcome addition to the garden. Opossums also keep rats and cockroaches at bay by competing with them for food. In fact, it’s common for opossums to kill cockroaches and rats if they find them in their territory. 6. All thumbs. The opossum has opposable "thumbs." The opossum's "thumbs" (called halux) are on its rear feet (so, technically they're toes), and abet the opossum’s formidable climbing skills. Primates and opossums are the only mammals with opposable first toes. 7. Impressive tails. They have prehensile tails which are adapted for grasping and wrapping around things like tree limbs. The opossum can hang from its tail for short periods of time, but the creature doesn’t sleep hanging from its tail, as some people think. Opossums have been observed carrying bundles of grasses and other materials by looping their tail around them; this conscious control leads many to consider the tail as a fifth appendage, like a hand. 8. Good pupils. The eyes of the opossum appear black, but what we are seeing are strongly dilated pupil; there is iris around them, it’s just mostly out of sight. The giant pupils are thought to be an adaptation to their nocturnal habits. 9. Smile! The mouth of an opossum holds an impressive 50 teeth. 10. Natural defenses. When threatened, opossums run, growl, belch, urinate and defecate. And when all else fails, they “play ‘possum" and act as if they are dead. It is an involuntary response (like fainting) rather than a conscious act. They roll over, become stiff, close their eyes (or stare off into space) and bare their teeth as saliva foams around the mouth and a foul-smelling fluid is secreted from glands. The catatonic state can last for up to four hours, and has proven effective as a deterrent to predators looking for a hot meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 Possums are good Billy. They eat rats and mice and other unwanted critters. Next time spare the fukkers life and get him outside where he can continue doing good work. fukkin thing so gross I left the star right in his head, pick it up with snow shovel threw it in the sewer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 no shit I hit it with a bat twice, fukkin thing could care less. Wound up hitting the thing in the eye with a black ronnie, still took a while to croak. nasty growling fukkin pinkeyed fukkin thing.. What is a black ronnie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 Possum look fucking disgusting and wouldn't want to be anywhere near one regardless of whatever good they may do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 . What is a black ronnie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted February 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 . What is a black ronnie? He dated Black Betty. Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam) Black Betty had a child (Bam-ba-Lam)The damn thing gone wild (Bam-ba-Lam)She said, "I'm worryin' outta mind" (Bam-ba-Lam)The damn thing gone blind (Bam-ba-Lam)I said "Oh, Black Betty" (Bam-ba-Lam)Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam) Oh, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 He dated Black Betty. Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam) Black Betty had a child (Bam-ba-Lam)The damn thing gone wild (Bam-ba-Lam)She said, "I'm worryin' outta mind" (Bam-ba-Lam)The damn thing gone blind (Bam-ba-Lam)I said "Oh, Black Betty" (Bam-ba-Lam)Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam) Oh, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 http://www.unitedcutlery.com/Images/medres/UC2683B.JPG. Yikes He dated Black Betty. Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam) Black Betty had a child (Bam-ba-Lam)The damn thing gone wild (Bam-ba-Lam)She said, "I'm worryin' outta mind" (Bam-ba-Lam)The damn thing gone blind (Bam-ba-Lam)I said "Oh, Black Betty" (Bam-ba-Lam)Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam) Oh, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam) lol. Good tune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 More my style. Throw these my whole life since real young Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 Wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 200 more and I'm getting the mug..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 The mug would be a nice addition to your gaming related collectibles.....be sure to take photo of it when in possession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fazzer Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 Saving up for the silver eagle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 Reminder of terms and conditions to those who order from store: http://forum.thegamblingforum.com/index.php?/topic/10427-terms-and-conditions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fazzer Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 thanks for the clarification Kinger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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