KingRevolver Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Stop acting like a douchebag. I can tell you're the type to make stupid comments trying to be funny, and all you end up doing is hurting her feelings. Then when it happens, you turn around and say, "I'm just kidding!" No. Do a little housework and pick up after yourself. Use some Proactiv to clear up your pizza face. Shower and put some talcum powder on your balls and Old Spice on your body. You walk in smelling like Rosie O'Donnell's septic tank and sausage and peppers... then wonder why your wife doesn't want to touch your tiny kickstand. Last but not least... Pay attention to her when she's talking to you about things. Instead of walking into the house and quickly firing up the computer to see what tubster VD, or some guy named Milkshake, said about you... go talk to your wife. Ask her how her day was... maybe offer her a nice foot massage? Fuckin' guy has a Hawaiian harlot at home that wants nothing more than to mouth-holster his mini nightstick... but he goes and fucks it up. Get to work! Chop-chop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Tiny kickstand lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Tiny kickstand lol Tell me that's not good advice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 If he would be willing to eat her ass He would own herRip off those depends and go to town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 If he would be willing to eat her assHe would own herRip off those depends and go to town It's easier than that... she wears a hula skirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Lol..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRWager Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Kinger giving other posters how to get laid advice. This forum... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Here comes this asshole... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pocketrockets Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Kinger giving other posters how to get laid advice. This forum... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 This forum has mojo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 I know things. Just like coaches. Most sucked at playing the game, but they made great coaches. And just because you're a great player it doesn't mean you'll be a great coach. That's me. Not a good player, but a great coach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Kinger giving advice lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 I know things. Just like coaches. Most sucked at playing the game, but they made great coaches. And just because you're a great player it doesn't mean you'll be a great coach. That's me. Not a good player, but a great coach.So a fluffer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Read post above, asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pocketrockets Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 I know things. Just like coaches. Most sucked at playing the game, but they made great coaches. And just because you're a great player it doesn't mean you'll be a great coach. That's me. Not a good player, but a great coach. Lol... this has to be the worst analogy ever. You get caught sniffing panties bro, you have nothing right about nailing women or their maids... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTGAMBLE Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 If he would be willing to eat her assHe would own herRip off those depends and go to town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 I know things. Just like coaches. Most sucked at playing the game, but they made great coaches. And just because you're a great player it doesn't mean you'll be a great coach. That's me. Not a good player, but a great coach.Resume for kinger The fluffer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Lol... this has to be the worst analogy ever. You get caught sniffing panties bro, you have nothing right about nailing women or their maids...You got screwed by Vince McMahon, pal. I screw broads. Big difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 KingNose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Kinger giving getting laid advice is equivalent to Brock being a financial planner! Unreal pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Kinger giving getting laid advice is equivalent to Brock being a financial planner! Unreal pal See above asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pocketrockets Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 You got screwed by Vince McMahon, pal. I screw broads. Big difference. McChunks was a long time ago pal. Girl who shot my Coco video got it that night pal. Multiple times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 See above assholeWhat are you eluding to pal? No one else used my analogy pal and why you calling me an asshole? Thought we were buddies pal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted February 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 I can picture it now. Teddy's wife in bed anticipating his arrival from work. She has rose petals leading up to the bedroom, candles lit, a little Kenny G playing in the background. She's in bed with her Hawaiian bean throbbing... she can hardly contain herself! A look from Teddy will be the flood tide that sends her right over! Teddy walks into his house and slams the door because he's pissed an illegal cut him off. First thing he does is get on his computer to complain. Meanwhile, his wife turns the music up a little to give Teddy a hint. Of course, he has no fuckin' clue, so he yells at her, "TURN THE FUCKIN' MUSIC OFF! And why is there a mess on the floor? Clean those rose petals up!" She's now pissed, so she goes out and tells him there's a Hungry-Man meal in the freezer, and she goes to lock herself up in the room. Teddy's just starting to hit his online groove, so he moves on from illegals to whatever is happening @ EOG. Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjt Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Stop thinking so much about Teddy and his wife ya sick fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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