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Invite my nails and I hate getting dirt under them. So they will always be as short as possible.

 

I'm one of 4 people on this forum with a job. So I can understand you guys not realizing you can get dirt under your nails. Especially in my industry.

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odds this was a guy to yanks?

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Could be the black midget I have been feuding with since the first night I moved in. Got drunk. Was outside in the deck. Ran in when I saw him and forgot to close the door and yelled to my friend"holy shit it's a black

Midget"

 

So he stares me down now and and when I'm drunk I call him a burnt elf

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Invite my nails and I hate getting dirt under them. So they will always be as short as possible.

 

I'm one of 4 people on this forum with a job. So I can understand you guys not realizing you can get dirt under your nails. Especially in my industry.

Like fuck you nervous Nancy

You hide at night in your pillow fort chewing your nails hoping the boogie man doesn't get you

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Found this on my car yesterday morning.

 

Assumed it was the gf.. but I analyzed her hand writing and it wasn't close. So i then assumed it was her friend she was with the night before. Analyzed her writing from a Christmas card we still had in the fridge for some reason. And it also wasn't close.

 

I'm gonna assume it's the hot Russian who walks her dog in her underwear at night. And Not the 55 year old 300 lb lady who wears a biker vest.

 

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:cheers

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Could be the black midget I have been feuding with since the first night I moved in. Got drunk. Was outside in the deck. Ran in when I saw him and forgot to close the door and yelled to my friend"holy shit it's a black

Midget"

So he stares me down now and and when I'm drunk I call him a burnt elf

lol
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Stay away from Russians

 

Looking for money or a set up

 

Years ago buddy from work and I used to hit strip club on rt 17 (Shakers if Fifty is reading), with lot of Ruskies. He went solo one night, Russian he was friendly with before invited him home, her place in Brooklyn. He went and got knocked out and robbed walking from parking lot to apt, and she miraculously was left alone.

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