GreenDoberman Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 I can't stop watching that video and dying laughing. They should send that to the Hooker's Union for a "How to trick roll a mark" instructional video. Step 1- accidentally wander into your drunken, pathetic mark. Let him make the first move and act like you are ignoring him.2. Get in the elevator, assess the mark for how much you can take him worth. Pretend you are scared he is a cop and vice-versa, this establishes trust.3. Never negotiate a set price first. Get the drooling drunken mark going and you can milk him for all he's got.4. Distract him with a dance, show him a little ass. This will get him horny and his mind spinning. While he is focused on you, scan the room for possible values.5. Flirt with him and plan your heist.(you can clearly see in the video she goes to the back desk for no reason, I think we know why).6. While his whiskey dick is twitching make the move, back to the mark. Quickly secure what you are looking for.7. Now created a diversion and an escape plan. Get in an argument, threaten him. If he is a pussy he will back down, you are free and clear.8. Leave in a huff. He is afraid of you. You are in control and threats of cutting him, pepper spray, property damage will be your escape route.9. Ditch the evidence and carry on. Don't worry he won't follow you if you have experience identifying a drunken, horny mark.10. Rinse and repeat and you are on your way to hooker riches. Don't forget to tip out your pimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 I can't stop watching that video and dying laughing. They should send that to the Hooker's Union for a "How to trick roll a mark" instructional video. Step 1- accidentally wander into your drunken, pathetic mark. Let him make the first move and act like you are ignoring him.2. Get in the elevator, assess the mark for how much you can take him worth. Pretend you are scared he is a cop and vice-versa, this establishes trust.3. Never negotiate a set price first. Get the drooling drunken mark going and you can milk him for all he's got.4. Distract him with a dance, show him a little ass. This will get him horny and his mind spinning. While he is focused on you, scan the room for possible values.5. Flirt with him and plan your heist.(you can clearly see in the video she goes to the back desk for no reason, I think we know why).6. While his whiskey dick is twitching make the move, back to the mark. Quickly secure what you are looking for.7. Now created a diversion and an escape plan. Get in an argument, threaten him. If he is a pussy he will back down, you are free and clear.8. Leave in a huff. He is afraid of you. You are in control and threats of cutting him, pepper spray, property damage will be your escape route.9. Ditch the evidence and carry on. Don't worry he won't follow you if you have experience identifying a drunken, horny mark.10. Rinse and repeat and you are on your way to hooker riches. Don't forget to tip out your pimp. Incredible. Well done in your assessment, Sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Gd, how come you never met up with king?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Gd, how come you never met up with king?? Why do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Gd, how come you never met up with king?? I wanted to take him and/or SportsJ on a bar/microbrew tour but we never connected.I was out drinking my one night mid-week and gave him the number of the bar hoping he'd get directions and showed up but for some reason they wanted to stick to their own itinerary (i.e. Chili's and McDonald's). I got drunk then banned for calling him names (my fault), but I was more upset at how sadly his vacation was unfolding. I don't know if he really thought I was going to beat him up or not, but I thought we'd have some drinks and talk boxing. Oh well, I had a fun night and well, you've read this thread so in retrospect he probably should have taken some expert advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rito Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 At least she didn't get your phone. Next time meet me in Colombia, I'll make sure the hooker actually fucks you and only charges $35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monitor-Tan Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 At least she didn't get your phone. Next time meet me in Colombia, I'll make sure the hooker actually fucks you and only charges $35 he'll leave a 65 dollar tip to the maid for the motel room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Also, my phone was placed on the table for about ten minutes. I cut that short because it was mostly nonsense talk about what music I liked and so on. No chance a hooker wastes a 1/2 hour in your room without getting down to business, either sex or money talk. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt that this whole thing is a weave, NO ONE is that stupid that they wouldn't control their money the way this progressed, if it was 5 or 6 min, you could almost believe a drunk kinger was disoriented and unaware...30 min, no chance.And what were you doing hanging out in that strip mall bar, why go to vegas at all if you're gonna do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Whatever you say, pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 At least she didn't get your phone. Next time meet me in Colombia, I'll make sure the hooker actually fucks you and only charges $35 he'll leave a 65 dollar tip to the maid for the motel room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajt Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 he'll leave a 65 dollar tip to the maid for the motel room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 No chance a hooker wastes a 1/2 hour in your room without getting down to business, either sex or money talk. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt that this whole thing is a weave, NO ONE is that stupid that they wouldn't control their money the way this progressed, if it was 5 or 6 min, you could almost believe a drunk kinger was disoriented and unaware...30 min, no chance.And what were you doing hanging out in that strip mall bar, why go to vegas at all if you're gonna do that?agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Kinger a good kidHopefully he doesn’t get trick rolledHmmm foreshadowing Or a great idea for another Kinger production Somethings just don’t add up pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Hmmm foreshadowing Or a great idea for another Kinger production Somethings just don’t add up palleaning kinger production. Now the guy is saying he keeps an $1100 future ticket sitting loose in his pocket instead of throwing it in his wallet. Right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangover Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Wuts the story between Dobermen guy and KR? I hate KR cuz he occasionally mushes my wagers...Dobermen guy seems to have slept with my wife kind of hatred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatboatboat Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Green dullard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Hmmm foreshadowing Or a great idea for another Kinger production Somethings just don’t add up palSo true. One thing about KR is guy NEVER admits when something is a weave. And obviously the guy weaves pretty often. What happened was before he video taped the hooker on the casino floor he told her "hey I'll pay you an extra $100 if you can do a little acting for me once we get in the room" and she said "sure baby but make it $150." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 So true. One thing about KR is guy NEVER admits when something is a weave. And obviously the guy weaves pretty often. What happened was before he video taped the hooker on the casino floor he told her "hey I'll pay you an extra $100 if you can do a little acting for me once we get in the room" and she said "sure baby but make it $150."Frustrated actress from RhinoAren’t they all!Spends a half an hour talking about music with her lolHe should be discussing prices of her orfices!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryRunSome Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Hmmm foreshadowing Or a great idea for another Kinger production Somethings just don’t add up pal leaning kinger production. Now the guy is saying he keeps an $1100 future ticket sitting loose in his pocket instead of throwing it in his wallet. Right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangover Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 So true. One thing about KR is guy NEVER admits when something is a weave. And obviously the guy weaves pretty often. What happened was before he video taped the hooker on the casino floor he told her "hey I'll pay you an extra $100 if you can do a little acting for me once we get in the room" and she said "sure baby but make it $150." Do u think its a compulsive thing like a weave disorder? Or all part of the KR traffic/click production routine? Perhaps a combination of both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweeper Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Kinger if you need a few bucks for food/gas let me know ill paypall ya....i got trick rolled at bugsey bar in the flamingo superbowl weekend '09. Arizona/pitt, one of the worst days of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Kinger if you need a few bucks for food/gas let me know ill paypall ya....i got trick rolled at bugsey bar in the flamingo superbowl weekend '09. Arizona/pitt, one of the worst days of my life.Horrible. I guess we're suckers, pal. Were you wasted? I remember that Super Bowl well because the Cards were in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Do u think its a compulsive thing like a weave disorder? Or all part of the KR traffic/click production routine? Perhaps a combination of both?KR Productions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairWarning Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 $30 for open bar all night seems like a great deal. Pass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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