Yanks Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 I’d like to apologize on behalf of TGF that the powers that be thought it would be a better idea to send Kinger to Vegas with you instead of me. 2 years ago I was sent with Monitor tan. And I still get shot about not making the trip about him and maki g it about myself. Problem was Tan is married and wouldn’t cheat on his wife. I wasn’t interested in going on nature hikes and playing slots at casinos. So I dragged Tan to every bar and White House within a 40 mile radius of our hotel and condo the 2nd half. But I’d like to remind Tgf staff and the powers that be that I was nice enough to let Monitor Tan live his vacation through me. I let him know all the details about the hookers I fucked and even let him hold my cash one night so I wouldn’t blow it on more blow and more hookers. Monitor tan had a great a trip because of Me. And I’m sorry that you’re stuck with king douchebag who’s idea of a good time is meeting up with fissfuck to play video poker. So whoever wins the next trip should demand that yanks comes to show you a good time. Just because George’s wife thought I was a creep doesn’t mean we can’t have a greattime. Again I’m sorry this trip will be a total letdown for you sports J. Hopefully someone like teddy kgb wins next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Geez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted March 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Let’s be honest here. Kinger gonna take sports j to the following places. This is the bathroom I first gave fissfuck a blowjob.This is the bar I met boat and gave him a handy.This is the spot slim told me to meet him to pick me up to go to the strip club but I declined because fissfuck was on a 7 hour marathon of VP and needed me to get more adult diapers.This is where fissfuck picked me up and brought me to dinner that I paid for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Geez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryRunSome Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Sounds like Mikey is much cooler than EseKinger.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TobyTyler Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Was a tgf escort required? Small print? Monitor with the win. SportsJ with the loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted March 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Was a tgf escort required? Small print? Monitor with the win. SportsJ with the loss.Don’t think it’s required but it’s a perk if you end up with yanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Solid post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Sounds like Mikey is much cooler than EseKinger....I'm not going to argue with that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monitor-Tan Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 On one night, we couldnt' take a shower cuz yanks litereally used the bathtub as an ashtray for the Cubans we were smoking and about 3 dozen beer bottle and cans in the tub... Yanks doesn't check for adams apple... Was kind of hoping Yanks would've been that black kid we saw whocouldnt pay the exit tax to leave the country and had to cry to the airline about being broke and couldn't pat the exit tax.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 You gotta pay to leave? That's CR for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted March 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Solid post.Solid poster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Glad you guys can all bond over your dislike for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted March 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 You gotta pay to leave? That's CR for you!Ya think I borrowed that money from Owen to get out of the country. Left ct with $1200 for 3 days by the morning of day 3 I had to borrow $500 from George. Was broke by midnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Ya think I borrowed that money from Owen to get out of the country. Left ct with $1200 for 3 days by the morning of day 3 I had to borrow $500 from George. Was broke by midnight.And Teddy wants to spend a week there with $750. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted March 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 And Teddy wants to spend a week there with $750. Prob could. If that $750 doesn’t include flight and a room. My flight was $330 round trip. I flew from ct at 5:30 am to Baltimore which was 40 mins. Then from Baltimore to CR. If I remember correctly I could’ve flown out of NY FOR $500 and had a direct flight. Rooms I think our expensive. If he’s with his wife he’d want a resort though. I only went for 3/4 days. Room the first night in San nose was $250ish. The rest of the trip we spent in Jaco on the water at one of Zach’s places. If I remember correctly they told us it was about $800 a day. But it was a condo. We were on the 5th floor I think but it was 3 bedrooms with a huge living room. Washer dryer and 3 balcony’s over looking the beach. Was hated and had to be let in by security. My only issue was they wouldn’t let me bring chicas back to the room. It also had cable with English channels and a pool that I spent a few hours in. George took us more down the coast for dinner. Place was beautiful. Everywhere I was was great. Not a third world country like every one says. I’m sure there are ghettos and shit but anyone visiting wouldn’t be anywhere near there. If you’re not going out for a huge dinner every ignoring and not paying for touristy hikes and boat rides and shit I’m sure $750 could cover food for a week. Tan would remember more than me. But pretty sure breakfast and lunch cost us $15 each a day. Only problem we had was finding coffee for some reason. The part of San Jose we were in the first night reminded me of NYC. But got real quiet around 10 at night. Jaco was like being in a touristy Florida city. But we wandered out towards the ghettoish part of night so I can find hookers. But we walked 3/4 miles back around midnight and nobody bothered us. And a few weeks after we left there was a shooting and murder at one of the bars I made us go to.. Ride from SAN Jose to JACO was empty. Mostly mountains and trees. Far from a 3rd world shothole. If it sent for family here and not trying to die quick I would’ve moved there when George offered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monitor-Tan Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Prob could. If that $750 doesn’t include flight and a room. My flight was $330 round trip. I flew from ct at 5:30 am to Baltimore which was 40 mins. Then from Baltimore to CR. If I remember correctly I could’ve flown out of NY FOR $500 and had a direct flight. Rooms I think our expensive. If he’s with his wife he’d want a resort though. I only went for 3/4 days. Room the first night in San nose was $250ish. The rest of the trip we spent in Jaco on the water at one of Zach’s places. If I remember correctly they told us it was about $800 a day. But it was a condo. We were on the 5th floor I think but it was 3 bedrooms with a huge living room. Washer dryer and 3 balcony’s over looking the beach. Was hated and had to be let in by security. My only issue was they wouldn’t let me bring chicas back to the room. It also had cable with English channels and a pool that I spent a few hours in. George took us more down the coast for dinner. Place was beautiful. Everywhere I was was great. Not a third world country like every one says. I’m sure there are ghettos and shit but anyone visiting wouldn’t be anywhere near there. If you’re not going out for a huge dinner every ignoring and not paying for touristy hikes and boat rides and shit I’m sure $750 could cover food for a week. Tan would remember more than me. But pretty sure breakfast and lunch cost us $15 each a day. Only problem we had was finding coffee for some reason. The part of San Jose we were in the first night reminded me of NYC. But got real quiet around 10 at night. Jaco was like being in a touristy Florida city. But we wandered out towards the ghettoish part of night so I can find hookers. But we walked 3/4 miles back around midnight and nobody bothered us. And a few weeks after we left there was a shooting and murder at one of the bars I made us go to.. Ride from SAN Jose to JACO was empty. Mostly mountains and trees. Far from a 3rd world shothole. If it sent for family here and not trying to die quick I would’ve moved there when George offered. No Chicas Senor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monitor-Tan Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 No Chicas Senor just reminded me when we were all in the fucking tiny ass cab, and had chicas in there and we were trying to get past the fucking security and the dudes like no chicas... man the look on yanks face.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monitor-Tan Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 And Teddy wants to spend a week there with $750. Good chance Kinger will sniff your underwear sportsJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Good chance Kinger will sniff your underwear sportsJ JFC. I don't know who is sicker...you or Kinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAZEnACTION Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Let’s be honest here. Kinger gonna take sports j to the following places. This is the bathroom I first gave fissfuck a blowjob.This is the bar I met boat and gave him a handy.This is the spot slim told me to meet him to pick me up to go to the strip club but I declined because fissfuck was on a 7 hour marathon of VP and needed me to get more adult diapers.This is where fissfuck picked me up and brought me to dinner that I paid for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted March 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 just reminded me when we were all in the fucking tiny ass cab, and had chicas in there and we were trying to get past the fucking security and the dudes like no chicas... man the look on yanks face....I was pissed. Had to take em to that flea bag short stay more. $20 an hour. No AC. Had 2 rooms which were both bedrooms. The room I was in had bunk beds . Looked up and Bruce left the door open to his room and I saw him standing there with a 2ft boner and laughed so hard I lost mine. But I lost 20 lbs in 20 mins from sweat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 If you're ever in Jaco again, you just go to the Cocal and there are at least 20-50 working girls there for you to choose from. You can bring one back to my place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 You could definitely do Costa Rica on $750 but you'd probably have to stay in a shitty hostel for $20/night. Most Americans wouldn't stay in them though. There are a ton of local restaurants where you can eat for about $5/meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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