Sol Aristatel Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 Why are gamblers so banged up?? Stress. Food. Poverty. Banged the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted September 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 Looks like Railbird has been indulging in too much CRAB DIP on Terry DONAHUE’S boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 I play lots of tennis and a 136 mph serve would make Railbird an elite athleteHe’s too short and heavy to be even close to serving that fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 I play lots of tennis and a 136 mph serve would make Railbird an elite athleteHe’s too short and heavy to be even close to serving that fast He's a Trumptard. They don't really care much about facts, pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roach23 Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 "upper middle class old money" is the best line. basically the loser child of a doctor/lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bump City Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 Both look like they died in 2012Viejo died when he realized I was gonna shatter his dream and goal of bases title. Lol at rail. That was unexpected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 Viejo 0 for 3 in Vegas. First meets Tucker, then Brock, and now Railbird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viejo Dinosaur Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 Viejo 0 for 3 in Vegas. First meets Tucker, then Brock, and now Railbird.I lived in Vegas for a long time..... Fish was right when he said you were not showing up the week before Labor Day.... Have met over a hundred posters over the years.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 Viejo died when he realized I was gonna shatter his dream and goal of bases title. Lol at rail. That was unexpected. What about the secret meeting with Uncle ButterNuts? Thought I quoted Kinger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viejo Dinosaur Posted September 9, 2018 Report Share Posted September 9, 2018 What about the secret meeting with Uncle ButterNuts? Thought I quoted Kinger...Send me that thousand Teddy....you can count on a five dollar an hour clerk.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 Top 10 Railbird (real) quotes from a thread I did a few years ago: #10 On Timothy McVeigh "I think Timmy may have gotten saved and is in heaven, hopefully anyway." #9 "Ryan Leaf is a better quarterback than Peyton Manning." #8 "None of these are made up, Magic was a known bi-sexual long before he was kissing Isiah. I think Isiah is straight, a soft voice means nothing, and kissing a guy in public doesnt mean your gay, the Italians and Iranians do it all the time." #7 "I have my personal telephone book in a safety deposit box. I only play locks, if its not a lock I pass on the game... Thanksgiving always take the Dogs no matter what'' #6 "Just like Aids was primarily the black and homosexual community, SARS appears to be primarily the Asian community. Maybe a Chinese conspiracy to trim the population." #5 "Jose Canseco was black balled from baseball because he was going to break Henry Aarons hr record." #4 "Im upper middle old money, my zip code is 92649 same as Mark Mcgwire. I know personally kids on the Marina Highschool Football team. I am from Southern California you are from lichtenstein. I have won fast serve contests at 136 mph, nuff said." #3 "nevertheless, MC Hammer is a better dancer than Micheal JAckson and is the greatest rapper of all time, some people are more happy without money, I think Hammer is one of those people." #2 "In the OrnageCounty Countryclub culture we gamble 2 dimes on games of donkeykong, we got billards, pingpong, gin, some of the biggest whales anywhere. We got folks that lose 2nd homes in nassaus where I hang out. I make lines on highschool football, my lines were so sharp last season I had to stop taking teasers, becasue the games were always right on the number" #1 "I play PADDLE TENNIS, Vince VanPatten has wins over John Mcenroe, what is there not to understand. His brother is the #1 PADDLE TENNIS Player in the world, the courts are in VeniceBeach, California, I am a California native, I play PADDLE TENNIS at a very high level, actually a world class level. If you dont believe I am a phenominal athlete ask Winkydink, I am in his senior yearbook as the starting QB on page 110, nuff said." Bump for Joey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjt Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 That picture of Rail is the gift that keeps on giving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Hustle Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 basically the loser child of a doctor/lawyer. sounds about right. joeydonuts is another one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted June 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 sounds about right. joeydonuts is another oneHahaha. I wish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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