Post Your Best Pickup Lines.

[The X]

Hey girl. You must be Irish.

 

Cause you got my dick Dublin.

[Machiavelli]

This guy watching Hall Pass lol

 

As for myself, the line that has worked the best for me over time:

 

 

"Hello."

[joeybagadonuts]

This guy watching Hall Pass lol

 

As for myself, the line that has worked the best for me over time:

 

 

"Hello."

Confirmed.

[KingRevolver]

Best thing you can do is completely ignore them and act like you're not interested.  Have picked up about a baker's dozen doing it that way.

[BGS 9.5]

the fukk we in hi skool study hall

 

on sink-o-meter, I have this pegged at I don't gia poopy diaper

[milwaukee mike]

Best thing you can do is completely ignore them and act like you're not interested.  Have picked up about a baker's dozen doing it that way.

 

is that why you take all the creeper videos and pictures

 

[iateyourmotherssoup]

Best thing you can do is completely ignore them and act like you're not interested.  Have picked up about a baker's dozen doing it that way.

 

Don't think the thumb meant picfking up Krispy Kremes there Winslow Jr.

[iateyourmotherssoup]

This guy watching Hall Pass lol

 

As for myself, the line that has worked the best for me over time:

 

 

"Hello."

 

 

Saw you on an episode of Catfish integrity.

[housepicks]

Will you do it for $42?

 

 

Soup-

[The X]

I'll use my dick like a Visa. I'll run it through you and money come out.

[The X]

Hey baby. Let me oil your curtains.

 

-Kinger.

[Dingo]

Hello

 

My name is King Revolver and I am a Mod at The Gambling Forum dot com

 

Panties drop faster than an Ethiopian chasing a chicken

[zzmocashzz]

if you don't mind a slap in the face once in awhile "lets fuck" has a decent success rate

[The X]

I'll give you a box of candies if you let me sniff your panties.

 

-Kinger

[fifty cint]

If beauty was a crime you would be guilty....always worked well

[zzmocashzz]

"hello" is a good starter too

[BGS 9.5]

"hello" is a good starter too

We have a bunch of fancy pants players here at TGF ZZ, don't you know

[MonkeyF0cker]

Do you have any extra small condoms in your purse that I could borrow for about 12 seconds?

[mikeman]

i recall asking a chick 35 years ago if she wanted to come over for dinner, told her i was fixing macaroni and cheese!

[KingRevolver]

i recall asking a chick 35 years ago if she wanted to come over for dinner, told her i was fixing macaroni and cheese!

She said, yeah, but took one good look at your poverty kitchen ... and ran off?

[fifty cint]

I have an anti-pick up line.I was working at a high rise in Jersey City in 2000.The Hoist  had about 7 or 8 guys in it and one of the guys was the carpenter foreman.Some one(I think a mason) says out loud on the way to 60th floor"How come you can't get a blow job in Ireland"?....cause all you cock suckers are here...The carpenter foreman looks at me and nods.He then turns around and smiles at the guy and blasted him in the jaw.Out cold on the elevator.we all got off on 60th floor and we walked over the guy who was finished.I heard very little about the incident but it was a great punch.Just another day at the office.

[mikeman]

She said, yeah, but took one good look at your poverty kitchen ... and ran off?

It was poverty, i was living in a sad 1 bedroom apartment, had aqua appliances.

[KingRevolver]

It was poverty, i was living in a sad 1 bedroom apartment, had aqua appliances.

 

You were better off back then

[Downsouth]

It was poverty, i was living in a sad 1 bedroom apartment, had aqua appliances.

And the same sink you have now.

[mikeman]

You were better off back then

I was living on my own, paying rent, car ins , etc, I think I made something like $8500 in 1984. That was enough, i ate poor though, that's where i perfected many of my recipies, such as rice with a can of tuna tossed in.