Balco Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 Hey girl. You must be Irish. Cause you got my dick Dublin.That's asking for a punch in the throat or stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balco Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 Best thing you can do is completely ignore them and act like you're not interested. Have picked up about a baker's dozen doing it that way.No wonder you can't pickup a broad. JFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 Or you can follow them into the restroom and say, "Peet it... two men coming through!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 Did it hurt? what? When you fell from heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balco Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 Or you can follow them into the restroom and say, "Peet it... two men coming through!"Very weak bald bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 If I’m fucked up and she might be too I say GD you are fuckin gorgeous. They like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balco Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 Did it hurt? what? When you fell from heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balco Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 If I’m fucked up and she might be too I say GD you are fuckin gorgeous. They like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 Very weak bald bastard. Hey, you always come at me first, pal! WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 I just tell her I wanna lick her pussy. Then it's on. 100% success rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 No they really do like that.then I tell them they are unbelievable and that everyone loves them. Man do they love that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 They like to hear they have a nice face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 I just tell her I wanna lick her pussy. Then it's on. 100% success rate. X's girl just gets a wet egg for that when he's out of town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 They like to hear they have a nice face. Is she wearing a Victoria's Secret diaper when you're saying this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balco Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolinaKid Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 i can almost hear Kinger using this line ... "Can you put some hot sauce on my Enchilada, i need some spice in my life". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 Used to go to the Puerto Rican Day Parade and brag about my health and dental insurance. Money in the bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 i can almost hear Kinger using this line ... "Can you put some hot sauce on my Enchilada, i need some spice in my life".Did Hoops write that one for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 I have an anti-pick up line.I was working at a high rise in Jersey City in 2000.The Hoist had about 7 or 8 guys in it and one of the guys was the carpenter foreman.Some one(I think a mason) says out loud on the way to 60th floor"How come you can't get a blow job in Ireland"?....cause all you cock suckers are here...The carpenter foreman looks at me and nods.He then turns around and smiles at the guy and blasted him in the jaw.Out cold on the elevator.we all got off on 60th floor and we walked over the guy who was finished.I heard very little about the incident but it was a great punch.Just another day at the office.Loll. Beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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