El Chapo2017 Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 gross, that broad is like 60 years old and looks like she's been divorced 3 times Probably has a Face that looks like this: No Shade...Just Sayin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 Kinger will ride the escalator and tell you he climbed Mt.Washington.He could at least use the Mexi Climber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evade Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 LOL I ended up banging that lady. I forgot to tell you guys. She was quite hairy. Go on. Post some more pics of hers. Check my message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 He could at least use the Mexi Climber.That thing has more dust on it than Ocean Boy’s c o c k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 Hey yoooo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted November 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 She wants me... This one was something else. She's married to some Beta cuck that travels a lot so it was easy for me to insert myself in the situation as soon as I saw that opening. We went hiking because she loves to hike, so I had to pretend that I like it, too. We talk all the time when I'm fixing something in her suite and one time she told me she loves to hike, I said, "Me, too! I go all the time." Bunch of BS. Anyway, she ends up inviting me for a hike and I said of course. I picked her up at her place and she walked out with some hiking/yoga pants on. Man, I almost squirted a load just seeing her in those things. She's in very good shape. We drove to one of the trails and we hiked and talked the whole way. At one point she was ahead of me, so I reached down to pinch her butt cheek. Figured I had to make some kind of move to break the ice. It was perfect. She laughed and said there'd be more for me later if I were a "good boy." I told her I'm always a good boy. We were out there for at least an hour. We finally made it back to my car and when we got in, I told her, "Well, it's later." She couldn't stop laughing. She then turns to me and says, "Well, you're driving a Murano, but get ready to drive my hummer." Before I could even react to whatever the fuck she just said to me... lady starts unzipping my pants right there in the car and starts blowing me. I reached over and stuck my hand down her pants. Felt nothing but hair. I was a bit disgusted but I did my best to get past it. She was really good at it, though. After we were done, we went over to Cold Beers and Cheeseburgers and grabbed a bite to eat. [We went back to her place and did more but that's too much to be telling] Next date I'm showing up with shaving cream and a razor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 This one was something else. She's married to some Beta cuck that travels a lot so it was easy for me to insert myself in the situation as soon as I saw that opening. We went hiking because she loves to hike, so I had to pretend that I like it, too. We talk all the time when I'm fixing something in her suite and one time she told me she loves to hike, I said, "Me, too! I go all the time." Bunch of BS. Anyway, she ends up inviting me for a hike and I said of course. I picked her up at her place and she walked out with some hiking/yoga pants on. Man, I almost squirted a load just seeing her in those things. She's in very good shape. We drove to one of the trails and we hiked and talked the whole way. At one point she was ahead of me, so I reached down to pinch her butt cheek. Figured I had to make some kind of move to break the ice. It was perfect. She laughed and said there'd be more for me later if I were a "good boy." I told her I'm always a good boy. We were out there for at least an hour. We finally made it back to my car and when we got in, I told her, "Well, it's later." She couldn't stop laughing. She then turns to me and says, "Well, you're driving a Murano, but get ready to drive my hummer." Before I could even react to whatever the fuck she just said to me... lady starts unzipping my pants right there in the car and starts blowing me. I reached over and stuck my hand down her pants. Felt nothing but hair. I was a bit disgusted but I did my best to get past it. She was really good at it, though. After we were done, we went over to Cold Beers and Cheeseburgers and grabbed a bite to eat. [We went back to her place and did more but that's too much to be telling] Next date I'm showing up with shaving cream and a razor.Do they still have penthouse forum letters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 Weave Real story..... Painted her house She asked why I kept staring at her I apologized and went and bought her some Chik Fila and a new car battery Went home and shared a bucket of Rocky Road with Canelo and cried myself to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGS 9.5 Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 best cut and paste I have seen in sometime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted November 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 Right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGS 9.5 Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 Rev, are these 2 different broads or the same one? The one from before in Blue dress that you posted with the ass shot - same? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted November 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 Rev, are these 2 different broads or the same one? The one from before in Blue dress that you posted with the ass shot - same?Different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 Probably has a Face that looks like this: No Shade...Just Sayin'...this lady really smoking crack in the Hospital?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGS 9.5 Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 Different.The blue dress broad was fine as hell from the backside, hit that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 This one was something else. She's married to some Beta cuck that travels a lot so it was easy for me to insert myself in the situation as soon as I saw that opening. We went hiking because she loves to hike, so I had to pretend that I like it, too. We talk all the time when I'm fixing something in her suite and one time she told me she loves to hike, I said, "Me, too! I go all the time." Bunch of BS. Anyway, she ends up inviting me for a hike and I said of course. I picked her up at her place and she walked out with some hiking/yoga pants on. Man, I almost squirted a load just seeing her in those things. She's in very good shape. We drove to one of the trails and we hiked and talked the whole way. At one point she was ahead of me, so I reached down to pinch her butt cheek. Figured I had to make some kind of move to break the ice. It was perfect. She laughed and said there'd be more for me later if I were a "good boy." I told her I'm always a good boy. We were out there for at least an hour. We finally made it back to my car and when we got in, I told her, "Well, it's later." She couldn't stop laughing. She then turns to me and says, "Well, you're driving a Murano, but get ready to drive my hummer." Before I could even react to whatever the fuck she just said to me... lady starts unzipping my pants right there in the car and starts blowing me. I reached over and stuck my hand down her pants. Felt nothing but hair. I was a bit disgusted but I did my best to get past it. She was really good at it, though. After we were done, we went over to Cold Beers and Cheeseburgers and grabbed a bite to eat. [We went back to her place and did more but that's too much to be telling] Next date I'm showing up with shaving cream and a razor.why are you banging married women?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 why are you banging married women??It’s only in his mind so it isn’t really cheating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted November 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 Marriage is archaic. Means nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kovacsbar Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 Banging married chicks is a real good way to increase the mortality rate. Either you or her a few steps closer to quittin time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted November 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 Banging married chicks is a real good way to increase the mortality rate. Either you or her a few steps closer to quittin time.Not bad advice, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGS 9.5 Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 update on blue dress ass broad please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 He needs to come up with another WEAVE Give him time to spin up a new tale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted November 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 No, I followed her in to the doctor's office. No clue who she is... I don't weave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 What about the time you supposedly gained 40lbs in 2 weeks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 i dont think KR is stupid enough to post a pic of her face if true. easily blackmailed by a smoke type Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted November 17, 2019 Report Share Posted November 17, 2019 This one was something else. She's married to some Beta cuck that travels a lot so it was easy for me to insert myself in the situation as soon as I saw that opening. We went hiking because she loves to hike, so I had to pretend that I like it, too. We talk all the time when I'm fixing something in her suite and one time she told me she loves to hike, I said, "Me, too! I go all the time." Bunch of BS. Anyway, she ends up inviting me for a hike and I said of course. I picked her up at her place and she walked out with some hiking/yoga pants on. Man, I almost squirted a load just seeing her in those things. She's in very good shape. We drove to one of the trails and we hiked and talked the whole way. At one point she was ahead of me, so I reached down to pinch her butt cheek. Figured I had to make some kind of move to break the ice. It was perfect. She laughed and said there'd be more for me later if I were a "good boy." I told her I'm always a good boy. We were out there for at least an hour. We finally made it back to my car and when we got in, I told her, "Well, it's later." She couldn't stop laughing. She then turns to me and says, "Well, you're driving a Murano, but get ready to drive my hummer." Before I could even react to whatever the fuck she just said to me... lady starts unzipping my pants right there in the car and starts blowing me. I reached over and stuck my hand down her pants. Felt nothing but hair. I was a bit disgusted but I did my best to get past it. She was really good at it, though. After we were done, we went over to Cold Beers and Cheeseburgers and grabbed a bite to eat. [We went back to her place and did more but that's too much to be telling] Next date I'm showing up with shaving cream and a razor.If only she had a Luc Longley jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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