BarryRunSome Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 I'm at the food store this morning. Waiting in line at the deli counter to get lunch meat for the week. It's a mob scene. About 12-14 people in front of me. I got my number. 5 employees slicing away behind the counter. I'm Waiting patiently. I bring lunch to work everyday. I have a major Phobia when it comes to eating out. Has anyone seen the people working in the food service industry lately? Minimum wage,hours cut because of Obamacare. Employer does not want to pay for medical. Disgruntled. Who knows what's going on back in that kitchen. They could be Shitting and wiping their ass with their hands for all I know. No thanks. I'll pass. So back to the deli counter. I buy the good shit. About $12.00 per LB. I'm fairly familiar with the employees. Some are better then others. When I say better, when you buy the good shit you want it sliced neatly, wax paper in between every few slices. I don't need a mountain of messy lunch meat in a FUCKING mess. It does me no good. So I'm waiting patiently, I'm up next hoping I get a certain slicer. She's wrapping it up with the previous customer. And out from the back comes a new person clocking in. A black kid. He's gloving up, and just as he slides the second glove on, the mother fucker takes his forearm and wipes his nose. Now his hands do not touch his nose. But I don't give a fuck. Now I'm in a fucking panic. My eyes are racing back and forth between the girl and the Black kid praying she finishes and calls me. I'm going back and forth looking at the two of them. Praying this NigNog doesn't call my number. Now if he does, I have no choice but to call him down to the end of the counter and politely tell him to wash up again. Thankfully the girl wraps it up with the customer she had and calls my number. Here's my question. What would y'all have done. If the black kid called you would you have said something or let him cut away knowing he just wiped his nose with his forearm and who knows what else before he came out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 I would just scram. Can't stand in line for anything for any length of time. If forced, like you said, tell the kid to wash up or call the deli manager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Icky woods would have danced and sang "Cold cuts..... gonna get some cold cuts " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escambo Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 You lost me at buying lunch meat by the gross, enough to stuff your gullet a week at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Diabler Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timetopay Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Always just say you know the chick to the person behind you and let them go ahead. They will be happy to go sooner and you get what you want. Makes the situation a plus plus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryRunSome Posted March 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Always just say you know the chick to the person behind you and let them go ahead. They will be happy to go sooner and you get what you want. Makes the situation a plus plus It's not a single file line. It's a bunch of people standing around holding numbers. Would not be possible to do. I just want to know a consensus if y'all would have let Jethro slice away, without saying something to him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Sorry Barry it wouldn't really bother me if he was wearing gloves and the snot wasn't going to touch the meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryRunSome Posted March 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Sorry Barry it wouldn't really bother me if he was wearing gloves and the snot wasn't going to touch the meat. I'm trying to get a feel here, to see if I am wound a little too tight in this ARENA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Yea man after working in a restaurant when I was young I know that anytime you're going out to eat or buying food there is nasty shit going on. I prefer to just ignore it and pretend all is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 This thread reminded me of Broke Landers video where he goes to some poverty grocery store and asks for free samples of turkey from the deli section like a brokedickfuck. Guy had a shit eating grin because he was able to get something for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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milwaukee mike Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 if some snot on the meat is gonna bother you, then you sure don't want to watch any of the rest of the process Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBill365 Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 some prick steps up to buy his 12 $ a lb meat and expects the guy making minimum wage to give a fuk about his order? wen you make $150 a week after taxes you could care less if you get fired for shitting on the cold cuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDTrains Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 How do you know the whole deli crew isn't "disgruntled" because of Obamacare? I say don't buy anything and starve yourself for a week or two. Lose 100 lbs and you'll be down to 250 in no time. Thank me later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyL Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Here's my question. What would y'all have done. If the black kid called you would you have said something or let him cut away knowing he just wiped his nose with his forearm and who knows what else before he came out? Gone home, logged onto a gambling forum, and started a racist thread to talk about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Gone home, logged onto a gambling forum, and started a racist thread to talk about it. BINGO No mention of any other persons race EXCEPT for the "black" kid. hmmmmmmm Like "black" snot on an arm is worse than White snot. Lord........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rito Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 The snot wad probably better for you than the deli meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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