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just a horrid selection tonight on eros.  where the fuck did priya rai go.  she lived right down the street too and 1000 is too much but maybe 500 if i tell her that i want the saul dibbler special.  i wonder if i can track down that black hooker from new york new york.  id love to cum on her face and go this is for the REV BITCH.  I AINT PLAYINg.  did you get her name kinger and is she maybe on craigslist or backpage even though they dont really exist anymore.  I will avenge you KING REVOLVER this is for canelo and the champ and deontay wilder.  you do not besmirch my internet friend and get away with it miss african american who thinks her shit dont stink even though if you look closely that thong in the video he posted has a little bit of a shit stain on it.  i will find her, i will take her to pf changs at planet hollywood and then i will fuck her in the ass and then cum on her face and say this IS FOR THE REV. now get out so i can dory the fat bitch from high school who looked really good in her bikini junior year and got so tan even if she kinda was fugly and had a fucked up nose.

 

Just kidding.

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goddamit that stupid fuck landerwits tells me about some fat chick soccer mom, not dory from high school, some bitch that lives 300 miles away.  great advice trucker.  holee fuck with bree cheese you fucking fuckwit.  i just need the REV who has a lot of newfound self esteem even though his head looks like a pubis to give me some direction.  guy is skinny fat as fuck and is killing it with the ladies as well as advance auto parts batteries and he's sitting moping about his football losses even though he consistently hits like 30 percent on his posted picks.  but back to this landerwits fuck im getting carpal tunnel from dressing him down for his poor , i mean poor, taste in women holee fuck with bree cheese this guy is a tonybigcharles grade a moron.   

 

kinda kidding.

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like every two minutes youtube interrupts the songs and wants me to buy some premium shit or says i need to buy viagra.  joke is on you youtube i have blue chew right here and dory is coming over and AND she is bringing a pizza with sausage and pepperoni.  after that i will start my quest in search of the black hooker who has besmirched my, nay OUR, king.  I will find you oh african american lady of the night and i will make sure that your time at the times square piano bar will come to an end and then when you go to fatburger and try to mack on the CHAMP they will know that your name in this town has been sullied. SULLIED miss like jenni lee in the tunnels sucking homeless dick just to survive when she could have had the perfect life like the champion high school quarterback and his homecoming queen in scottsdale.  thats a fact jack!

 

sorta joking.

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she's in california and i am in las vegas. i want pussy tonight not next week. are you actually a fucking retard? what the fuck man. jesus fucking christ do i have to buy an ornament at the local bar to support you for christmas. why dont you shut the living fuck up or contribute something to the conversation. holy fucking shit do you drool all over your swift truck and are you part of some kind of outreach program.

 

hey theres this hot guy in west virginia that sucks dick but that has nothing to do with the conversation and im a stupid fucking loner holy fuck you fucking moron fuck fuck.

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sigh

sigh this you motherfucker.

you get a handjob at spearmint rhino in 97 and you are an expert on vegas hookers.like you are the real slim shady.

fire up the cab motherfucker.  

just for that im door dashing oyster bar.

take that with your wonder bread and paper plate you nashville hot chicken eating humpty dumpty looking motherfucker.

 

kidding.

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sigh this you motherfucker.

you get a handjob at spearmint rhino in 97 and you are an expert on vegas hookers.like you are the real slim shady.

fire up the cab motherfucker.  

just for that im door dashing oyster bar.

take that with your wonder bread and paper plate you nashville hot chicken eating humpty dumpty looking motherfucker.

 

kidding.

:laugh

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sigh this you motherfucker.

you get a handjob at spearmint rhino in 97 and you are an expert on vegas hookers.like you are the real slim shady.

fire up the cab motherfucker.

just for that im door dashing oyster bar.

take that with your wonder bread and paper plate you nashville hot chicken eating humpty dumpty looking motherfucker.

 

kidding.

I know a thing or two about a thing or two
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no you are a borderline autistic apprentice truck driver who is a nashville hot chicken eating humpty dumpty looking motherfucker who secretly wishes he could off himself because you live a vapid solipsistic existence and has the pallet of a twelve year old down syndrome child from a small town in oklahoma.  quoting movie lines and commercials and sharing tomato cheese slop with a skinny fat journeyman electrician handyman, who is our KING with all due respect, doesnt give you the authority or expertise to make quality endorsement of whores who are going to come over with some papajohns and lick my anus in about an hour.  

 

k.

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dur i like pho in urbana.

durr i once gave jj gold a hand job in the aliante bathroom.

durrr i like soup with lots of cream and gumbo.

ho lee fuk what did i do with my life.

 

meet me at the oyster bar.  i will beat the living shit out of you and take you snub nose and shove it right up your cargo shorts wearing asshole.

 

ya folla?

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no you are a borderline autistic apprentice truck driver who is a nashville hot chicken eating humpty dumpty looking motherfucker who secretly wishes he could off himself because you live a vapid solipsistic existence and has the pallet of a twelve year old down syndrome child from a small town in oklahoma. quoting movie lines and commercials and sharing tomato cheese slop with a skinny fat journeyman electrician handyman, who is our KING with all due respect, doesnt give you the authority or expertise to make quality endorsement of whores who are going to come over with some papajohns and lick my anus in about an hour.

 

k.

LOL!

 

Impressive

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