rdalert447 Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 I got yelled at for using a “decorative” wash cloth. WTF is a decorative wash cloth?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 I got yelled at for using a “decorative” wash cloth. WTF is a decorative wash cloth?? I got yelled at pretty much everyday leaving the toilet seat up always sent the women off the deep end you would have thought i killed someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 I got yelled at for using a “decorative” wash cloth. WTF is a decorative wash cloth?? KInd of self explanatory no? I don’t use them, but my mom did. I do have some decorative hand towels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Landers Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 In the poker game of Life Women are the fucking rake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted December 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 In the poker game of Life Women are the fucking rakeThe fucking rake..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasson621 Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 My wife has "guest" towels, same brand and color as ours but in a different spot. I accidentally gave a guest one of our towels and she was severely disappointed in me. I said it goes in the same laundry same detergent we will survive it, next day all new towels even ours and she put labels on the shelves. She is hot as fuck still but my drinking does spike on laundry day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted December 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 I’m gonna tell my wife that all those 100 dollar bills she’s spending are “decorative” too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 In the poker game of Life Women are the fucking rakeWhat kind of decorative wash cloth do you have hanging over your piss milk jug in the rig pal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 I’m gonna tell my wife that all those 100 dollar bills she’s spending are “decorative” too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 My go-to line when I’m at the pub is.....Women, can’t live with em..Hey pass the beer nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted December 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 My wife has "guest" towels, same brand and color as ours but in a different spot. I accidentally gave a guest one of our towels and she was severely disappointed in me. I said it goes in the same laundry same detergent we will survive it, next day all new towels even ours and she put labels on the shelves. She is hot as fuck still but my drinking does spike on laundry day.These wives should come with an instruction manual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kovacsbar Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 I completely understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kovacsbar Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 how about decorative placemats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted December 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 I’m sure that’s next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Trotter Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 I am not even allowed in “our” bathroom, I have to use the one in the basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted December 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Lolll. I’d be better off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted March 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 Why is it more difficult to keep my wife within budget now that there is nothing to spend money on?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeinkeToWarrick Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 Why is it more difficult to keep my wife within budget now that there is nothing to spend money on??Everything is on sale! My wife just ordered popcorn from Chicago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 Everything is on sale!My wife just ordered popcorn from Chicago Garrets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted March 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 It’s unbelievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeinkeToWarrick Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 Nuts on Clark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 Ah man...idk...never had it. Garrett’s though...that shits insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 My go-to line when I’m at the pub is.....Women, can’t live with em..Hey pass the beer nuts What do you do when nobody laughs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 Fuckin' guy is the Hoops of that bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted March 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 KR is on a ROLL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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