housepicks Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 Moremen is going out with a girl named Emily who only eats candy, subway and $1 pizza slices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 22 minutes ago, housepicks said: Moremen is going out with a girl named Emily who only eats candy, subway and $1 pizza slices. OH WOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted December 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Wife asked for a vacuum for Christmas. I feel like this is a set-up….. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 I guess it depends how old you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 15 minutes ago, rdalert447 said: Wife asked for a vacuum for Christmas. I feel like this is a set-up….. It is a set up. Now you have a household item to buy in addition to a Christmas present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 17 minutes ago, rdalert447 said: Wife asked for a vacuum for Christmas. I feel like this is a set-up….. Get her an Oreck Red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted December 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Wow. Commercial vacuum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Think of it like this. Emily wants some decorative candy dishes but sleepy wants a butt plug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 35 minutes ago, rdalert447 said: Wife asked for a vacuum for Christmas. I feel like this is a set-up….. I just bought the Shark. Guess who uses it the most? I also swiffer the shit out of everything. Can't win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted December 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 1 hour ago, PLB said: I just bought the Shark. Guess who uses it the most? I also swiffer the shit out of everything. Can't win. I draw swiffer duty as well. Brutal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike499 Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Bypass the vacuum and get a maid to come in weekly or biweekly. Vacuum is code for jewelry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 1 hour ago, rdalert447 said: Wow. Commercial vacuum? Yes. It's 8 pounds, hotels use them because they're easy on the housekeepers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 And powerful like a lawnmower, it'll pickup anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 9 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: And powerful like a lawnmower, it'll pickup anything. True story. Used them when I worked at the gym. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HinesWard86 Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 8 hours ago, rdalert447 said: I draw swiffer duty as well. Brutal. Don't mind doing it but my girlfriend/kid will slop up a newly cleaned house in 24 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasson621 Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 9 hours ago, mike499 said: Bypass the vacuum and get a maid to come in weekly or biweekly. Vacuum is code for jewelry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Woman….can’t live with them……excuse me sir, can you pass the beer nuts hahahahaha…..that’s a classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted January 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 Untouched. For over a year. What’s the use?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 Back to mopping the floors for me. Broke, bald and buried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 1 hour ago, rdalert447 said: Untouched. For over a year. What’s the use?? Guest bathroom that never gets used? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 Tell you what I hate. Decorative towels hanging on the front of the stove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 Just now, housepicks said: Tell you what I hate. Decorative towels hanging on the front of the stove. I told her not to put them there because I WILL use them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: I told her not to put them there because I WILL use them. I was using one to move a pan from stove to oven and caught it on fire. Buried it in the trash, will blame children when it comes up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 44 minutes ago, housepicks said: will blame children when it comes up. Always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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