housepicks Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 I bet she’s a Juan Valdez coffee drinker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike499 Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 Are you gonna buy her a scooter?Jesus that's funny kudos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 Kinger you dirty sanchez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted April 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 You guys are idiots if you don't think a 68-year-old can be fuckable. Clowns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screw Andrews Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 Did she take you out to the driveway.....where the 75 Cordoba was parked....and then do you in the back seat on the " fine Corinthian leather"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookbraker Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 I kept going back for more whiffs. It was too addicting. The pressure would build more and more after each whiff. She finally caught me and asked what I was doing. I told her the washer was making a strange noise and I got close to listen. She said the washer isn't even on. I said, "Yeah, that's why I thought it was strange." She told me to stop lying and said she was flattered. She got close to me, took my hand, boys, and rubbed it up against her crotch. Fuck. The rest is history. She paid me $500 for "putting together a vacuum." Made some money on a monday and got laid by a woman? Sure, pal. Go grab your hammer and get back to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High3rEl3m3nt Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 #kingtoo moment. Poor fella. I was almost taken advantage of too once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigrunner Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 She ain't big at all. She's like 68 or so, but she's pretty hot. Can only imagine the beautiful smells she has going on down there. Might have to grab one and sneak into the bathroom.Smells like heaven I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Paddy Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 I kept going back for more whiffs. It was too addicting. The pressure would build more and more after each whiff. She finally caught me and asked what I was doing. I told her the washer was making a strange noise and I got close to listen. She said the washer isn't even on. I said, "Yeah, that's why I thought it was strange." She told me to stop lying and said she was flattered. She got close to me, took my hand, boys, and rubbed it up against her crotch. Fuck. The rest is history. She paid me $500 for "putting together a vacuum." You must be Irish. You have the gift of the seanchai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 Kinger is safe. She still has the plastic on his her couch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 Made some money on a monday and got laid by a woman? Sure, pal. Go grab your hammer and get back to work.holy shit, wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted April 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 Next time she calls me back I'll make a video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookbraker Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 500 Lmfao Never made that bending tacos did ya pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted April 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatboatboat Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 500 Lmfao Never made that bending tacos did ya pal.Well he did provide value added services Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 500 Lmfao Never made that bending tacos did ya pal. That’s after the seniors discount tooHammer time has a whole different meaning now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 You guys are idiots if you don't think a 68-year-old can be fuckable. Clowns.Pro Tip: if you cut holes in tennis balls and attach them to the bottom of walkers, your new lady friend will start cruising faster through the mall when you’re on your 5 am walk dates, ask Fish, he will confirm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 Next time she calls me back I'll make a video.Does she know how to use a smart phone or she still rocking the rotary one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 Kinger swapped out slutty high heels for orthopedic Keds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 At least you’ll save some money over the last one since you’ll be eating dinner at 3:30 now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookbraker Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 That’s after the seniors discount tooHammer time has a whole different meaning nowHammer time lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadTiger Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 Pro Tip: if you cut holes in tennis balls and attach them to the bottom of walkers, your new lady friend will start cruising faster through the mall when you’re on your 5 am walk dates, ask Fish, he will confirm Does she know how to use a smart phone or she still rocking the rotary one? Kinger swapped out slutty high heels for orthopedic Keds At least you’ll save some money over the last one since you’ll be eating dinner at 3:30 now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 LOL Mad Tiger nice boxing reference to for the Champ’s pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 LOL Mad Tiger nice boxing reference to for the Champ’s pal You mean the Champ's personal gopher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiseThese Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 si, senor mayweather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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