EugeneMorgan Posted March 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2022 My three favorite cherries are rainier, neneh, and eagle eye. Am I high or does that poster look like a thumb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted March 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2022 How do people watch this Seth Myers guy? He is the definition of insufferable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted March 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 heres a shower thought: both professional wrestling and Dennis Rodman were able to forge relationships with the north korean government and went on entertainment slash peacekeeping missions. yet the Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted March 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 government has them at public enemy number one and evil incarnate. think about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted March 29, 2022 Report Share Posted March 29, 2022 Doberman are you gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted March 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2022 Zion Lawson will be better than Zion Williamson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted April 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2022 Gonna scale back the edibles this month. Try and hit the gym or housepiss yoga. Have scaled back my drinking considerably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted April 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2022 When I turn 80 I'm just going to start walking like Forrest Gump did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted April 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 I wonder if gyno is still walking around downtown with his balls hanging out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted April 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2022 Reunions take me back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted April 7, 2022 Report Share Posted April 7, 2022 On 3/28/2022 at 10:14 AM, EugeneMorgan said: heres a shower thought: both professional wrestling and Dennis Rodman were able to forge relationships with the north korean government and went on entertainment slash peacekeeping missions. yet the rodmans son plays in the ncaa. i forget i think tex tech or washintong st hes terrible i saw him play about 10 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted April 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 getting fucking high tonight. you can only blame yourself. all i know is we've lost control. i lay no blame but its not the same she said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted April 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 Won the world series in third year on MLB the show. Will probably trade Tatis at some point since he has a 15 year contract. Have 9 of top 10 prospects. Top three ss as well . May do a patented marlin style rebuild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 On 4/4/2022 at 12:56 AM, EugeneMorgan said: I wonder if gyno is still walking around downtown with his balls hanging out? In that leopard vest at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted April 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 There is a documentary called I am fishead Rots from the head first, very appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted April 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 Trivia night at local bar is underrated. Doubly so if it's a microbe we ery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 7 hours ago, EugeneMorgan said: Trivia night at local bar is underrated. Doubly so if it's a microbe we ery. use the kareoke machine. instead of china grove replace the lyrics with china joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted April 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 Went to the dispensary they wouldn't take my expired id.went home and ordered online. Net my drug dealer in parking lot behind bar . Can't wait to mix this with bourbon, mushrooms and angel dust. Life is good again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EugeneMorgan Posted April 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 when i was younger i went to a place called the insect club it was a live music venue and i celebrated my 21st birthday there a punk band was playing and oj was driving his white bronco and they stopped the band and the lead singer asked me what was going on. then one time my high school crush was fighting with her boyfriend and she came over to me and kissed me for the first time. that was my first wife. and i didnt capture that feeling for a long time but now that everything is interconnected and i realize the relationship between what i am now and those memories kind of like when the guitar riff kicks in on fix you. vut now its back and htose evil forces are turning up their volume trying to drown it out with a cacophany of syhophanic white buzzing noise but i have angels. and they are showing me the way and inspiring me. oh i have hope even though my heart hurts it aches and i dont know if today tomorrow or fifty years will be my last breath. but you were thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee snd you always will be. so guide me home and show me the way and i will repay you a thousand times over. i will fix you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted April 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 she wanted anal sex and cocaine for dinner. i remember my moms advice. try it you might like it. i remember my dads advice. son shit hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenn Sakata Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 internet telling me the lead singer of Eagle Eye Cherry has a net worth of 59 million Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted April 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 That's a lot for one song. I need to get a guitar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted April 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 If you like a girl and picture her taking a dump and still like her. She might be the one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted May 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 you really should try the plantain caramel chocolate cheesecake you really should listen to tash sultana more. the kids are asleep. you should be expanding your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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