EugeneMorgan Posted May 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Saracenea purpurea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted May 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Had coffee on an empty stomach this morning. Almost fistfucked my pants. Was an aggressive walk to the shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTGAMBLE Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Just now, EugeneMorgan said: Had coffee on an empty stomach this morning. Almost fistfucked my pants. Was an aggressive walk to the shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted May 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 My picture is not behind the bar at Shawn Patrick's. Coffee on an empty stomach is always rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 1 minute ago, EugeneMorgan said: My picture is not behind the bar at Shawn Patrick's. Coffee on an empty stomach is always rough. Ever tried a coffee enema? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted May 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Just now, Miley Cyrus said: Ever tried a coffee enema? Nope. Sounds weird, but details please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted May 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Pretty sure I'm at an illuminati bar Checkered floor in bathroom was dead giveaway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 1 hour ago, EugeneMorgan said: Nope. Sounds weird, but details please. There are women out there that like coffee AND eating ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted May 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Just now, Miley Cyrus said: There are women out there that like coffee AND eating ass. Hmmm intriguing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted June 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2022 doing laundry. watching donnie darko. waiting for the edible to kick in. kick in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 19 hours ago, EugeneMorgan said: doing laundry. watching donnie darko. waiting for the edible to kick in. kick in. Another exciting day in the life of EUGENE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted June 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 gonna crossfade tonight. canned bahama mama then craft hazy ipa. then high on edibles. then wonder if my parents left me farmland so i dont have to drive a cab, if my wife is going to be on cocaine or opioids today, and also pretend im a professional gambler. may shit pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted June 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 had a Skittles Sour beer the other week. Holy shit tasted just like skittles. Everybody wants to rule the world by tears for fears was playing. Enjoyed Donnie Darko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted June 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 Back at the Illuminati bar. They have a good beer selection. Location closer than drew Carey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted June 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 Crackhead was begging at me, listening to book. Are you not entertained? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted June 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 I like to get high and watch the cars drive by. It's like an unsanctioned unhurried race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted June 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 I am going blind Gene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted June 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 2 for 1 at the dispensary plus birthday month freebies plus frequent shopper points. Quite the haul . Gonna get fucked up and lettuce crisper shop and plan my Zipline tour in the middle of bum fuck america. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted June 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 Got some THC laced honey straws. First time trying. May out them in some herbal tea Or earl grey. Not earl hebner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted July 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 Dude Harvey danger. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairWarning Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 1 hour ago, EugeneMorgan said: Dude Harvey danger. Fuck. You’re not sick but you’re not well ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurryUpAndDrink Posted July 15, 2022 Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 On 5/30/2022 at 8:31 PM, EugeneMorgan said: Had coffee on an empty stomach this morning. Almost fistfucked my pants. Was an aggressive walk to the shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted July 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 First of all, I got to give it to you, man. You want to talk about addiction? Let's do what we say in Vegas, let's tell it straight up. Truth is, I am an addict. About three years ago at 24-hour fitness,, in the shower in the locker room, oh, man, I was high, bro. I don't remember much about that night, but what I do remember is them carrying me out of that gym. They carried me straight into rehab. I did that to myself. That was just the beginning of it - for three years, not only did I lose my job, I lost my wife. I lost my kids. I lost myself. I lost my spirit. I disgraced my race. I disgraced my family. I disgraced myself. But you know what, TGF, I came to a point in my life where it was do or die. I had to make a decision. Do. Or die. And you know what? I did, because I'm here right now. Day by day, by the Grace of God, I have earned my way back in to this forum. Day by day, by the Grace of God, I have earned the respect of my kids again. Day by day, I have earned my lifeback. When I stand across from you, and I see that across your waist, that symbolizes for me I'm sorry. That's my way of telling my family "I'm sorry". That's my way of telling my kids, I'm going to provide a better way of life for them. That's MY new addiction. I am addicted. I'm addicted to the high I get from them. I'm addicted to the high I get when I go home and tell my family "hey, I'm doing it". I'm addicted to the satisfaction I get to tell everybody like you who didn't believe in me you can stick it up your ass. I'm addicted to the do or die feeling I'm going to have in the Main Stage. Oh, what I high it is. But the difference between you and me TGF, is that I'm an addict and I'll do anything, and run over anybody it's going to take to get that around my waist and get my high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted July 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 Me and wyfe are drinking wine w a sommelier. Dropping knowledge. Wife wants to fuck her. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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