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6 minutes ago, HurryUpAndDrink said:

I wonder how soon until your boosted ass suffers "sudden death syndrome"

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He shoves all that shit in his melon head mouth.

Drinks 12 COKE's per day.

No exercise, walked up that hill and they had to use an AED on him.

I mean we are seeing 25 year old athletes, dropping dead of natural causes, another 1 today;  to a Nba player. 

Sure that is a normal, everyday occurrence.  

So STIFFY E and all his BOOSTERS?  

SADS.

 

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Just now, FISHHEAD said:

HARD COMBO here folks

this jockey at parx - jose antonio gomez is having a landers day

1st ride of the day, race 3, gets dead last on a decent horse

2nd ride, race 4, finishes out of the money on one of the favorites

3rd ride, race 6, gets thrown off the favorite right when it was taking the lead on the far turn, then the horse turns around and tries to run him over while he's on the ground :laugh

4th ride, race 8, gets 6th on a 4/5 favorite

and now his only other ride for the day is scratched

so 0/4 in the money, with all chalky rides, and almost trampled to death

 

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4 minutes ago, milwaukee mike said:

this jockey at parx - jose antonio gomez is having a landers day

1st ride of the day, race 3, gets dead last on a decent horse

2nd ride, race 4, finishes out of the money on one of the favorites

3rd ride, race 6, gets thrown off the favorite right when it was taking the lead on the far turn, then the horse turns around and tries to run him over while he's on the ground :laugh

4th ride, race 8, gets 6th on a 4/5 favorite

and now his only other ride for the day is scratched

so 0/4 in the money, with all chalky rides, and almost trampled to death

 

He's probably gonna have some  WINGS and a POBOY and shake it off.........................

..............hopefully he can find a half decent COKE in the area.

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4 minutes ago, FISHHEAD said:

He's probably gonna have some  WINGS and a POBOY and shake it off.........................

..............hopefully he can find a half decent COKE in the area.

:laugh

even though he's lived in philly his whole life, this tough luck jockey should consult with landers first on where to eat

because landers knows exactly what and where everyone likes to eat

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22 minutes ago, milwaukee mike said:

this jockey at parx - jose antonio gomez is having a landers day

1st ride of the day, race 3, gets dead last on a decent horse

2nd ride, race 4, finishes out of the money on one of the favorites

3rd ride, race 6, gets thrown off the favorite right when it was taking the lead on the far turn, then the horse turns around and tries to run him over while he's on the ground :laugh

4th ride, race 8, gets 6th on a 4/5 favorite

and now his only other ride for the day is scratched

so 0/4 in the money, with all chalky rides, and almost trampled to death

 

Landers it the right height to be a jockey, just needs to lose 75 lbs or so. 
 

Get some!!

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2 hours ago, FISHHEAD said:

He's probably gonna have some  WINGS and a POBOY and shake it off.........................

..............hopefully he can find a half decent COKE in the area.

maybe go on vacation but video every meal for the sbr teens

 

like when he was alone at the final 4 in-game responding to sbr posters within a minute

 

-125 biggest loser in the arena

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6 hours ago, Jimmy Hoffa said:

Stay away from family please.

Kolzig is the good people. My self I thought Brock is the orphan midget  that ran off from the circus, delivers tuna sandwiches  stiffs every one in between and spends all of his money on sports gambling.

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25 minutes ago, vitalyo said:

Indorse or not Indorse. Russia has a gay clubs in every city. Bet you didn't know that! Gay marriages and promoting is against the law.

HUAD do your homework. 

i was never gay. just sometimes looked at trannies on the internet. thats not real life

 

but dropped that a long time ago. straight as an arrow now 

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7 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said:

Try the Denny's on route 9 Brock.

Speaking of Denny's , I had my first encounter with them in Orlando 1996 and i was like wow the price of food and portions. In 1999 Denny's came to Canada and i had friend working there as a waiter he was making more money then doing bar tending at the club.

With all the bull shit that is been going around , still the amount of food you get per plate and a price wise US is #1 by 100%  miles . Every Canadian will tell you so , it's very well known here .Some say that's why they are fat , more like a jealous comment. 

I would love to see Brocks video on Canadian portions with a picture of the bill.

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