MonkeyF0cker Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 5 minutes ago, The X said: Hopefully he just has collapsed lungs. So you think both of his lungs just collapsed? Come on. My money is on him having a stroke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, MonkeyF0cker said: My money is on him having a stroke. Cardiac Event @ -115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 This is a scam to move more food and merchandise at the stadium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 WTF are they going to do if they cancel it, play tomorrow, that would be ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, mikeman said: WTF are they going to do if they cancel it, play tomorrow, that would be ridiculous. Season will pick-up again in 2-3 years after feelings are resolved via intensive therapy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted January 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, mikeman said: WTF are they going to do if they cancel it, play tomorrow, that would be ridiculous. Should give both teams a loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted January 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 Did you enjoy your 10 minutes of MNF? Fukkin pussies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 Bengals staff are passing out Kleenex to the remaining fans in attendance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 So they canceled it tonight, if he's dead there's no chance they play tomorrow. then what, then comes the funeral, cant play then either.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeinkeToWarrick Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 16 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Cardiac Event @ -115 Can I bet the limit on this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 17 minutes ago, MonkeyF0cker said: So you think both of his lungs just collapsed? Come on. My money is on him having a stroke. Guy took a straight helmet shot to the chest. Stroke? This is why you're a fucking idiot. Go shine up your guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 If this had happened at the LA Coliseum fans would have erupted in violence. Just cancel the season and begin mourning what used to be the NFL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 Just now, The X said: Guy took a straight helmet shot to the chest. Stroke? This is why you're a fucking idiot. Go shine up your guns. he didn't take anything, he delivered a hard tackle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 minute ago, WeinkeToWarrick said: Can I bet the limit on this? Only for you pal. I have a source in the ER. It's code BLUE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, The X said: Guy took a straight helmet shot to the chest. Stroke? This is why you're a fucking idiot. Go shine up your guns. It's DEFINITELY not both lungs collapsing, you stupid fuck. That's not even in the realm of possibilities, retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chi_Archie Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 commotio cordis with the helmet to right freak angle at chest maybe. We all heard some coach or our dad talk about how a baseball to the heart as a batter or pitcher on comebacker could kill ya on the spot. prexisting abdominal or aortic anneurysm which can rupture with trauma something in cervical or brachial plexus even carotid artery rupture I'm not sure if in this day and age physicals wouldn't catch a hank gathers or reggie lewis type cardio myopathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chi_Archie Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 very rare for CPR to be involved in stroke, let alone AED. it's blockage related, so heart and breathing are not typically both compromised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 Before he's declared a Saint... Can we see the toxicology report? Wokesters may have a stroke if it turns out he had No-Nos in his system. Just sayin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 7 minutes ago, mikeman said: So they canceled it tonight, if he's dead there's no chance they play tomorrow. then what, then comes the funeral, cant play then either.. Glad you find this funny, scumbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Chi_Archie said: commotio cordis with the helmet to right freak angle at chest maybe. We all heard some coach or our dad talk about how a baseball to the heart as a batter or pitcher on comebacker could kill ya on the spot. prexisting abdominal or aortic anneurysm which can rupture with trauma something in cervical or brachial plexus even carotid artery rupture I'm not sure if in this day and age physicals wouldn't catch a hank gathers or reggie lewis type cardio myopathy Could be, or it could be a vaccine related cardiac event? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chi_Archie Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 5 minutes ago, mikeman said: he didn't take anything, he delivered a hard tackle. yeah he def got a helmet to the chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Chi_Archie said: very rare for CPR to be involved in stroke, let alone AED. it's blockage related, so heart and breathing are not typically both compromised Were they both compromised? I only heard that he couldn't breathe on his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 fans fall out of stadiums and die all the time. they dont miss a single play some guy shot up 10 ppl outside the maple leafs game a few years ago they still played lol one of these guys maybe dies. cancel the entire thing. and i guarantee the players demanded it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeinkeToWarrick Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 Commotio cardis would be my bet. Rip to the young man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeinkeToWarrick Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 minute ago, MonkeyF0cker said: Were they both compromised? I only heard that he couldn't breathe on his own. I believe so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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