IAG Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Just now, Blondie said: Apparently some Russian guy with a giant “eel”, a bald wife, and a secret lover that’s either his or the wife’s… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 1 hour ago, Professor said: Who Brock? Kolzig. Hoffa can confirm that he's posted personal information here at TGF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Kolzig I'm here to say. There is no shame in being fucking gay. I'll pound your ass, so willing yet so tight. Let's meet up so I can pound your ass late at night. Kolzig you're every tranny's wet dreams. So young and so lean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 9 hours ago, PatrickBateman said: Kolzig I'm here to say. There is no shame in being fucking gay. I'll pound your ass, so willing yet so tight. Let's meet up so I can pound your ass late at night. Kolzig you're every tranny's wet dreams. So young and so lean. You fellas have fun and enjoy, sticking with Blondes coksucking here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 18 minutes ago, FISHHEAD said: You fellas have fun and enjoy, sticking with Blondes coksucking here. Don't make me take you to that ghetto university. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Kolzig is the kid that every parent wishes they didn't have. He also ate glue in school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 11 hours ago, PatrickBateman said: Kolzig I'm here to say. There is no shame in being fucking gay. I'll pound your ass, so willing yet so tight. Let's meet up so I can pound your ass late at night. Kolzig you're every tranny's wet dreams. So young and so lean. Decent first draft of a limerick but let's remember they are only five lines and dreams will need to rhyme with say and gay. Perhaps you could use the word day, play, or stay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Jimmy I'm being dewed while mangled. Anymore jokes on that you have had dozens ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 50 minutes ago, KingKolzig said: Jimmy I'm being dewed while mangled. Anymore jokes on that you have had dozens ? Maybe I'm getting old, or maybe I'm still a tiny bit naive but what on Earth is dewed while mangled? Sounds like you got it stuck in a garbage disposal and maybe are finding some pleasure in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 2 minutes ago, Blondie said: Maybe I'm getting old, or maybe I'm still a tiny bit naive but what on Earth is dewed while mangled? Sounds like you got it stuck in a garbage disposal and maybe are finding some pleasure in it? Mofome will be here shortly to translate idiot talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 4 minutes ago, Blondie said: Maybe I'm getting old, or maybe I'm still a tiny bit naive but what on Earth is dewed while mangled? Sounds like you got it stuck in a garbage disposal and maybe are finding some pleasure in it? LOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 1 hour ago, Blondie said: Decent first draft of a limerick but let's remember they are only five lines and dreams will need to rhyme with say and gay. Perhaps you could use the word day, play, or stay? To clean up that literary atrocity into a 5-Line Limerick.... With cadence, meter, etc... We would have to change this: Kolzig I'm here to say. There is no shame in being fucking gay. I'll pound your ass, so willing yet so tight. Let's meet up so I can pound your ass late at night. Kolzig you're every tranny's wet dreams. To THIS: Kolzig I'm here to say. There's no shame in being gay. I'll pound your ass so tight. Let's meet up late at night. I won't even make you pay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 Excellent work Chapo. Now can you convert Pat's offering into a Haiku format? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 13 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Excellent work Chapo. Now can you convert Pat's offering into a Haiku format? Kolzig may i say There's no shame in being gay I will pound your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 Outstanding cross-cultural literary work Chapo. A seamless transition whilst maintaining the integral content. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 1 hour ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Outstanding cross-cultural literary work Chapo. A seamless transition whilst maintaining the integral content. Really my arm might be coming off. You joked about me having an amputation. Anything if I lose my eyesight? Or if my mother is raped and murdered? PrIck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Days of dew Begging has been proven to not work. Following orders, nope sorry. Alcohol looks taken away. No relief and the heroin boys have taken away my pain meds as doctors just won't even if state database approved you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 4 minutes ago, KingKolzig said: Days of dew Begging has been proven to not work. Following orders, nope sorry. Alcohol looks taken away. No relief and the heroin boys have taken away my pain meds as doctors just won't even if state database approved you What? If you have days of dew accumulating a shower might help cure that... other than that I can't figure out if you are a red light prostitute, an alcoholic, a heroin addict, or in a state mental ward and this is your electronics time. But I am kind of intrigued to find out which if any of the above are correct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 1 minute ago, Blondie said: What? If you have days of dew accumulating a shower might help cure that... other than that I can't figure out if you are a red light prostitute, an alcoholic, a heroin addict, or in a state mental ward and this is your electronics time. But I am kind of intrigued to find out which if any of the above are correct? Are you being paid on this 12 member site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 7 minutes ago, KingKolzig said: Are you being paid on this 12 member site? Absolutely not. That would take the fun out of being here. I'm only an admin because Hoffa needed help getting emojis back when I stopped in at EOG one day to post condolences for Slim Shady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 GREAT THREAD THX JIM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickBateman Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Kolzig have you ever considered that you are extremely unlikable and have little to offer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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