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I Have to be Honest With You Kolzig


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3 hours ago, El Chapo2017 said:

To clean up that literary atrocity into a 5-Line Limerick....

With cadence, meter, etc...

We would have to change this:

Kolzig I'm here to say.

There is no shame in being fucking gay.

I'll pound your ass, so willing yet so tight.

Let's meet up so I can pound your ass late at night.

Kolzig you're every tranny's wet dreams.

To THIS:

Kolzig I'm here to say.

There's no shame in being gay.

I'll pound your ass so tight.

Let's meet up late at night.

I won't even make you pay

LOL!

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2 hours ago, PatrickBateman said:

Kolzig have you ever considered that you are extremely unlikable and have little to offer?

I actually have little against you cause you have brain damage as do i. But you do that dumb thing where you accuse anyone you e-fight with of calling your bosses. That's just insane and shows how easy your life is that really that's #1 thing you worry about 

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1 hour ago, rdalert447 said:

Hoffa, I’d hang myself if a woman ever uttered that sentence about me.

Awww there's no shame in having emoji issues. It happens to most men from time to time. Admitting there's an issue is the first step to correcting the underlying causes. 

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44 minutes ago, JTGAMBLE said:

Bateman does your lady know you post gay shit here nightly?

Ass. Ass. Ass so tight until I pounded it late last night.

Ass. Ass. Ass so clean. Until I tag teamed Kolzig with Tom Crean.

Gay. Gay. Gay or bi. Who gives a fuck what people want to try try try.

Gay. Gay. Gay or bi. Pound Kolzig's willing ass and I'll give you a high five 👋🏻 

 

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