Balco Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Go to bed, hammer the cabinets, ask neighbor, ask girlfriend to go get 6 pack, or do drugs??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 not drink? pretty simple stuff here balco one should not require booze, it's just a life perk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Drink some coconut water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweeper Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 whip-its always got a 6'er of reddi whip in the fridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWEN Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 whip-its always got a 6'er of reddi whip in the fridge Nice...Hippie crack....That does the trick.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 never run out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Depends on location Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Obviously no boy scouts at tgf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWEN Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 1 Jar Moonshine, preferably Apple Pie....That will do the trick, probably wont even finish half so no worries of running out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ted sheckler Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 never run out Exactly, what kind of rookie runs out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 never run out This guy gets it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian Rocket Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Mouthwash... Cologne...if out of both, try Gasoline...go easy on that shit though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 anyone who runs out of booze wasn't fully committed going in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rito Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 No shit. Like I might run out of the specific booze that I am drinking that night and have to break into some other shit, which is always a terrible idea. But never run out completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian Rocket Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 A few things that you don't do in life fellas: You never run out of booze...obviously. You never say that you don't have a rubber, when the chick asks if you have one....naturally you try to explore things without it...but always have a good ole Magnum XL in your back pocket just in case you if need to prove that you're a responsible guy and you came prepared. You never hold your girl's head on your cock for more than 10 second when she's deepthroting you - it could damage her vocal cords...permanently. You never let her mother fall in love with you- because she might try to fuck you. You never try to talk about marriage, babies or a commitment of any kind...unless you're 100% that she's the one. Those are the rules that Russian Rocket have lived by for the past 36 years....not gonna lie - I did break a few of them a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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