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El Chapo2017 Posted October 4, 2020 Report Share Posted October 4, 2020 It works like this: Hold a gerbil in your left hand. Using pliers with your right hand, rip off the gerbil's lower jaw. With the blunt side of the pliers, knock out the teeth in its upper jaw. Pull all four of its legs off. Leave the tail. Set aside. Take a paper towel roll, grease it up, and insert it into your rectum. Tie a string to the gerbil's tail. Nudge the gerbil into the outside end of the paper towel roll. If for no other reason than to get away from the person who knocked its teeth out, the gerbil leglessly scampers up the wet paper towel roll.When the gerbil drops into the anal cavity, remove the wet paper towel roll, leaving the string you've tied to the gerbil's tail hanging out of your ass. The gerbil, now trapped inside your anal cavity, thrashes around, desperate for air. It is this thrashing that provides pleasurable sensations. Once the gerbil is dead, remove it by pulling on the string. Repeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstripe Posted October 4, 2020 Report Share Posted October 4, 2020 Now I see why you think the way you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted October 4, 2020 Report Share Posted October 4, 2020 lizzy@girlandvinoSkoldier, Swiftie, Sagittarius (that should explain it all) #GoGophers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted October 4, 2020 Report Share Posted October 4, 2020 $ ㋛@girlandvodka#blacklivesmatter all opinions are my own. i love sports, pizza, & taylor swift. FYI this isn’t a dating website. ☞☜ #gogophers RainbowRed heartOrange heartYellow heartGreen heartBlue heartPurple heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Miley Cyrus Posted October 4, 2020 Report Share Posted October 4, 2020 normie@Norma_Tachenythe happiest sad girl you’ll ever meetButterfly#BlackLivesMatter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Miley Cyrus Posted October 4, 2020 Report Share Posted October 4, 2020 La Su? no Ha!@LaurenHacker11Writer Journalist Publicist i like looking at Old West movies and Spy movies in my spare time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Miley Cyrus Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 tosha ☾@BeautyIsLunahead in the clouds but my gravity's centered ☪☮Virgo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Miley Cyrus Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 · K ·@_KemuntoI really like brunch & good music. http://instagram.com/_kemunto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 tucker hates all these narcisstic fuksTucker is Mr 2024 you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Miley Cyrus Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 Jill Poisson@JillPoisson#Screenwriter, #Director, #Dyslexic |@EyerisGaming| I like cinema, #TTRPG, food, philosophy, politics, civil rights & absurdity. (She/her) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 Thicki Lake@fabfreshandflyBearded Fine Aficionado. Problematic Fave. Medium Booty Judy. Tall Fine. Wine Blogger. Co-host of@badandboozypod. She/Her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KingKolzig Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 David and Brian and Matthew are all getting married tonight on Bravo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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slyone66 Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 16 hours ago, Miley Cyrus said: Fuck this layout. cant even copy and paste anymore clownville Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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