plommer Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 I had to kill about 6 flies that got into my crib today. I have no idea how these fuckers get in as my place is sealed tight in the summer to keep the cold air from my ac unit in the apt. So the last fly I killed spewed his guts out after contact and I started to gag/dry heave. Getting soft. No bueno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted July 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 There isn't many simple things I appreciate. The fucking newspaper is one of them. This local daily newspaper is formatted like the New York Times, size wise. For the longest time it was delivered in a bag. Now, out of the blue, they eliminated the bag, and they roll it up tightly I'm a rubber band. It is basically unreadable because of the dips in the paper. Possibly if I lay on it for 5 minutes, it is readable. I have to contact these fuckers tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barman Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 One of my lettuce plants was killed by thunderstorm last night. Son of a bitch.Pretty sure that lettuce doesn't Die. (Actually, nothing Dies) It simply recycles and reemerges later, like everything else. Now if you made the mistake of giving it a name and maybe singing it to sleep at night, your angst is understandable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted July 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 I had to kill about 6 flies that got into my crib today. I have no idea how these fuckers get in as my place is sealed tight in the summer to keep the cold air from my ac unit in the apt. So the last fly I killed spewed his guts out after contact and I started to gag/dry heave. Getting soft. No bueno.The tightly wound newspapers I've been receiving are lethal to kill flies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted July 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 These fucking calls I receive about once every two weeks. They say, Congratulations, you've been approved for a payday loan up to $1,500! The mother fucking guys voice makes it seem like I just won the lottery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 It's cold in here. Cat is sick No emergency frozen pizza in freezer. Having to eat salmon on convention night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted July 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 It's cold in here. Cat is sick No emergency frozen pizza in freezer. Having to eat salmon on convention night.Smoked salmon is pretty tasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 The tightly wound newspapers I've been receiving are lethal to kill flies. I have a new method that works well. My sticky flypaper traps catch no flies. I have a spray bottle and spray the flies while they are buzzing around being annoying so they have to land to dry off. Then I turn on my vacuum cleaner and suck them into it while they are stuck trying to dry off on the window. I might make a video of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangover Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 The tightly wound newspapers I've been receiving are lethal to kill flies.Rolled paper no good....squishes em too. makes a mess and sometimes releases worm things that require clean up. Invest in fly swatter to kill them softly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 Booked a week in Vegas today. $36/ day for resort fees, staying 8 nights so thats $288 and they add tax! This is separate from the actual cost of the room! WTF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Dude, fuck nitrogen. I do 5 rolls of dice, at 0.05 each for their dice promo, to receive a 0.05 free play. I lose all 5 rolls, which is cool. I emailed them at 6 pm est yesterday, and still haven't been credited. I'm the past, they r super quick. I emailed them 3 more times today, and it still isn't credited. It says up to 24 hours, but it it like 27 hours. I'm not on tilt, but I'm pissed that they can't keep up with their posted timeframes. Fuck u nitro, you donkey dick fucking, fuck sticks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Nitro has gone down hill as far as im concerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 I want my dam 40 something dollar free play! Somehow through the grace of God, I was able to pull a hundred dollar profit, after the needed 5 rolls yesterday. Donkey dick fucking, fuck sticks, how much more time do you needed? Whoever mans the [email protected] mailbox is comparable to corky thatcher. They weren't, but now they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 They need team totals, more props, more options. It's become pretty lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 They need team totals, more props, more options. It's become pretty lame. It sure seems that way, since I resumed playing there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Booked a week in Vegas today. You need to sign up in the TGF Vegas Trip thread then. Get on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cop Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 I hate the liberal ideology Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 I hate how Republicans want to tax the shit out of us and make health care expensive and unaffordable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Healthcare is expensive the fucking way it is. I work in the industry and our plan is a rip off. Don't take care of their own. Greedy bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 Have family visiting for a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangover Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 Humido Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERMAN 23 Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 FUCKIN ALTENATOR WENT OUT ON MY FUCKIN CAR TODAY!!HAD TO GET A JUMP TO GET IT HOME!!HAD KISS MY FUCKIN NEIGHBORS ASS TO GIVE ME A RIDE TO BUY A NEW ALT!!$200 FOR A REMANUFACTURED ALT!!!SPENT 3 FUCKIN HOURS FIXIN IT !!!!(LOTS OF BREAKS THOU)MY BACK IS KILLING ME!!!KNUCKLES SCRAPED UP!!!DIDN'T HAVE A BEER!!!!!!!!!SO I'M GOING TO GET SOME NOW! SALUD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERMAN 23 Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW 6 BEERS AND STILL GOING AND SOME TEEKEELAAA WOOHOO!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barman Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 FUCKIN ALTENATOR WENT OUT ON MY FUCKIN CAR TODAY!!HAD TO GET A JUMP TO GET IT HOME!!HAD KISS MY FUCKIN NEIGHBORS ASS TO GIVE ME A RIDE TO BUY A NEW ALT!!$200 FOR A REMANUFACTURED ALT!!!SPENT 3 FUCKIN HOURS FIXIN IT !!!!(LOTS OF BREAKS THOU)MY BACK IS KILLING ME!!!KNUCKLES SCRAPED UP!!!DIDN'T HAVE A BEER!!!!!!!!!SO I'M GOING TO GET SOME NOW! SALUDsman, i never have that prob becuz my 2017 bmw jagur benz has awesome service pakkege.....LOL......ckid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 Back hurtsTeddy stealing my joke that five hundred thousand people probably also made.Cat still don't meowLiberals won their zone.Trump zone one and done.Fat DD won't eat his new dog food. He wolfed it down last night. Not sure what the problem is this morning...vet says he HAS to lose weight. I have to give him to eat before giving insulin. No idea how to work this. cloudy day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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