TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 this is it guys, going to risk 380 bux on this shit game because it's on national tv and majority is doing the under. We got a no name gas sounding bitch named mike mayers on the cardinals making his major league debut on espn, fuck that bullshit, dodger idiots better light his ass up. Then you got scott kazmir, the fake asshole who's average well over a strikeout per inning this season, the fuck is going on with this muther fucker? Everyone 1 of his last 3 road starts had had 9 runs or more, 2 of them being exactly 9 runs, why all of a sudden public consensus shows this game will be under? it's been very rare that a national tv game goes under when majority of bets are on the under especially when this will be the only game playing. If i lose on this bullshit baseball game, i will be set back for a mile so here we go very soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 No clue pal I played the cards and the under ff on both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 by the way, had the live in game over on the rockies match when it was 4-0 before they were about to bat on that 3 run inning at the 11.5 and lost on that bullcrap. i'm telling you, hell will break lose if runs don't happen beginning of this cardinals dodgers national tv bullshit game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangover Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 by the way, had the live in game over on the rockies match when it was 4-0 before they were about to bat on that 3 run inning at the 11.5 and lost on that bullcrap. i'm telling you, hell will break lose if runs don't happen beginning of this cardinals dodgers national tv bullshit game You dont want runs early...mlb has instructed umpires that if games trend toward high score in 1st inning then widen the strike zone rest of game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 so imagine that, end of the bottom of the 4th inning going into the top of the 5th, fuckin' 7 runs total and then 4 full innings plus a half and then only 2 runs get scored upon, that's what you call muther fuckin' baseball bullshit. Also got teased into thinking i could win on my live reds bet at +167 middle of the game. jay bruce 3 run homer brings it down to a 1 run game in the bottom of the 9th with nobody out, and the reds promptly can't even tie the shit up. fuck this bullshit, $380 to win $345 better happen tonight, i'm fuckin' serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 how the fuck does shit like that happen in baseball when the ball carries in denver against shitty pitchers? OH HELL NAH, i better win on this total tonight, fuck that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 now that's what i like to see, chase utley on board when it's not even holloween against mike myers on a sunday night in july Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 corey seager, the bitch been on 17 homers in like forever, i better see extremely good shit here early and often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 corey seager gettin' his ass aboard too against a gas can no name mispelled holloween killer mike mayers gonzo better get me a homer bare minimum with these same men on base if justin turner fucks up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangover Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 how the fuck does shit like that happen in baseball when the ball carries in denver against shitty pitchers? OH HELL NAH, i better win on this total tonight, fuck that Not to mention two of the worst bullpens in baseball in Coors with gusty winds blowing out to left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 justin turner 18 homers at a .269 batting average, i guarantee you all those homers were in garbage time if he gets out here, already in the hole with 2 strikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 and rockies scored 4 runs in the first inning too, and game still goes way under. dodgers feel like they about to get me 3 runs here with 7 to go for a win with 24 outs to go, i better not get fucked up the butt yet again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 bases loaded with nobody out for adrian gonzo, i'm telling you, baseball bullshit been fuckin' me up the ass all season long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 worst shit ever on this spot would be a double play while a run scores, no rbi credited to gonzo, fuck that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 adrian gonzalez has he done it yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAND SLAM HOME RUN MUTHER FUCKERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 Nice call gsp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moldoveanu Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 FU GSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 I THINK I FORGOT. this muther fucker gonzo loves to hit in busch stadium, i saw a stat sometime last year and i saw some crazy shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 been losing my ass off all year long in baseball, fuck that, i deserve these 4 runs when i need the total to go over for the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 yasmani grandal, did that asshole make the all star team last year because the game is played mid season? he definitely had fake stats then, his .212 batting average that i see right, now that sounds real but a homer off a gas can would be nice right here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangover Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 still need 6 more runs tho... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 so here's the recap, rockies score 4 runs in the first inning, and that bullshit came can't even go over 9 runs, here we are with idiot dodgers 4 runs, shit better easily go over, this is national tv with majority of bettors on the under as it is, hell nah, i better win this shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 so i decided to turn the game on after the grand slam. upon the channel coming in, i see that kendricks BARELY slides in safe for a double. Guess what has happened since? 2 straight outs and the muther fucker is still on 2nd base. i turned the game right back off so hopefully the dodgers get this rbi to make it 5-0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 give me a joc pederson 2 run homer before the pitcher bats, ,can i get it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamGSP Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 does scott kazmir have a 2 out rbi squib single in him before he pitches? he probably feels weird batting first in a road game without pitching yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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