here's my Pamela Anderson story guys (very long read)

[TeamGSP]

I am a guy who gets very excited to come across a real, naturally beautiful 100% born female without any traces of being close to being born a male.  I am very psycho about it yes, but i also respect the Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgendered community.

 

If you are attracted to guys, i don't mind it because you aren't bothering anybody and there are plenty of communities who are gay friendly.  I have to tell you all that i'm a straight up guy who does not like liars, and fake bullshit.  I want the real deal so that's why i am very compatible to the New York personality.  You see, here in los angeles, it can take a really long time to know where you stand with everyone here because they are passive aggressive.  In new york however, everyone is very straight up.  If you are not welcome in new york, if somebody hates you in new york, you will know it right away and that's what i like.  Whenever i get rejected, i truly respect it and embrace the person for being very upfront about it.  I don't try and stalk you after the fact, i don't try and ask questions as to why and all that, i just move on and i never bother you ever again.  

 

yes i know a lot of you think that i am crazy but that's because i have the howard stern personality in me and i don't give a fuck.  When i want answers, i tend to be very off the wall because i want the truth and i don't have all day to wait.  So when i am acting the way that i do and being off the wall it's because most of the time i am checking your attitude.  i am pretending to be nutjob to see how you react.  Vast majority hardly EVER pass the test but when you have your backs to the wall and you show a lot of response, that to me in my book will gain you a MASS LOAD of respect.  I'm not the type of guy who will have a lot of friends and acquaintances.  I am the type of guy that if you are on my contact list, if we touch base every so often, that means my phone will always be on for you in the middle of the night for me to come and help you when you need it.  But it is very hard to find this kind of loyalty so when the opportunity presents itself in the form of a new person, i embrace the person as family.

 

So basically in regards to my thread title, i got fucked in the ass.  I thought at the time that tommy lee was hot shit for being able to land what he did at the time.  Howard Stern wanted it and scott baio was 1 of the first.  Turns out it was a lie because i didn't know about make-up, eye brow tricks, and fake eye lashes.  Holy muther fuckin' shit, have you seen what pamela anderson looks like today?  and don't give me the excuse that she's about to be 50 years old.  I mean type in your google search the name Sally Kirkland.  That's exactly what pamela anderson is going to look like in about 5 years and yet diane lane is 51 and still looking ok.  

 

Guys, i want real shit, like i said i fuckin' hate liars.  Please do not give me another dose of what i experienced with so many women over the years, not just pamela anderson.  Look if you are telling me jessica alba is the real deal and will stay that way into her 50s, say it in my face knowing if you are wrong i will have to kick your ass.  In other words do NOT vouch for someone unless you know what the fuck you are talking about so please stay out of the conversation, don't be posting photos that are fake and i truly hope that you understand what i am talking about.

 

The reason why i bring this thread up is because i think JAKEPEAVY21 is pamela anderson.  i am 90 percent sure but i am leaving out the 10 percent because i don't want any of you to vouch for him unless you're ok with your lively hood on the line.  Everyone loved pamela anderson but it turns out that she has hep c and she is ugly as hell.  But i have to tell you that in the moment that she was in baywatch everyone thought she was hot shit including myself.  But i didn't know any better at that time because i was young.  

 

Again, i am telling you i hate fake bullshit.  JAKEPEAVY21 basically claimed he is about to move into a nice san diego home and that his liquid assets are higher than 90 percent of the people in this forum and he views me as a psycho.  Dude, if there's a psycho "Here's Johnny!" you never call him out.  Whenever the guy is talking to himself on the street corner and he looks like a bum, you never make eye contact with that guy.  What you do however is turn that switch on your brain that yes those are psychos but you never say it out loud.  If i don't like someone or if i think someone might be a killer, i never go in the thread to try and antagonize and start a fight.  

 

My point is that i saw a lot of respected people in here vouch for JAKEPEAVY21 which to me was the equivalent of posting a photo of a hot girl that being of Iggy Azalea.  Excuse me my TGF people but if you do your research iggy azalea is another fake ass, not saying that anyone in here has said she's hot but there's been other women posted that has been on her level and said to be extremely hot, please don't bullshit with me from now on, i'm letting you know millions of times now that i really hate liars and getting fucked in the ass.

 

I'm letting all of you know that JAKEPEAVY21 is bill cosby.  oh my god do anyone of you realize how beloved that man was?  and now the truth is out about that muther fucker.  So you telling me JAKEPEAVY21 is hot shit in san diego?  well why the fuck is he always in the muther fuckin' poker freeroll?  oh hell nah, NA NA NA NA, hey hey hey goodbye.

[joeybagadonuts]

JakePeavy = Pamela Anderson

 

Bam!!!

[Mofome]

I have suffered with questions over my sexuality, and am now fully accepting of the fact I am gay. This has been a big thing for me to conclude because much of the bullying at school was homophobic in nature, so I was almost conditioned to believe that coming to terms with that being my identity would prove those individuals right and be an admission that I was a lesser person. My dad is also a devout catholic, and I know the fact I am gay will always mean I am less of the son he wanted me to be, and I will always be a let-down to him in that regard.

 

However, I have no libido or sex drive and haven't done for about six months at least. I have stopped masturbating, and can't remember the last time I had a proper erection. I attribute this to depression, and a general loss of hope and happiness. Of course though, it in turn has become a factor in the way I am feeling.

 

To cut a long story short... I have always had very low confidence, so asking people to do things with me has always been a big challenge, as have gaining friendships. The thought of a relationship has been terrifying. Mainly because, at around 14 I told myself that no one would ever be attracted to me or love me, so I might as well give up hope it would happen. I finally plucked up the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. I thought he might like me in that way, but wasn't sure.

 

Anyway.. He came back to my place and wanted to have sex which I was comfortable about because I do feel attraction towards him - in fact the first time I have been properly attracted to anyone, however, I could not get an erection, and was therefore unable to perform. In turn, he took that as a rejection and that's another friendship I can put into the bin and another blow to my confidence.

 

As such, I feel I will never be able to pursue a relationship and will never be able to have anyone in my life. I am pretty much again resigned to the fact I will never have a significant other and will always be alone.

 

My problems are deep rooted, and there are many of them. I just don't see things ever getting any better and don't know what to do. I was on antidepressants (citalopram) the side effects were horrendous and I have never thought about suicide more than when I was on them. I came off them myself. At first I felt 'normal' (lack of suicidal thoughts), however, my mood is becoming ever darker.

 

I am getting counselling through my uni, however, this is limited to just 6 sessions, and it's clear that nothing is going to be resolved in that time (2 sessions to go)

 

I've lost a stone in the past 3 months, and have lost my appetite completely. I can go for days without eating properly, and have to force myself to eat when I do.

 

Is there any hope, and am I ever going to feel better, because I can't go on like this any longer.

[Mofome]

Hey guys. Please bear with me, after what I've seen the past 2 nights, I needed some drinks to help me write this. In my previous post, I had told you about a strange entry on a forum I found, in which a man inquired about a creature his daughter saw running alongside his car at night. I am now 100% positive, without a doubt, that I am encountering the same creatures.

 

I live in a small city of about 15,000 people, but I go to my parents' house in the country all the time to visit and do my laundry. At about 9:00 P.M. on the 24th, I was getting ready to head back to my house. Since I already had a hunch that I'd been seeing these creatures after I read the forum, I decided to take one of the multiple backroads home. I wasn't too worried, as my car runs well. I also was NOT about to get out of my car, even if I did see something strange.

 

The first 10 minutes of my drive were uneventful. I saw a couple of deer and a skunk as I was going along, nothing out of the ordinary. I was hoping that the past couple of times I thought I saw the creatures had been figments of my imagination. I couldn't have been more wrong.

 

I saw it as I was passing an old farmhouse, in my driver's side mirror. A figure catching up to my car. I was going about 50 MPH, so I knew there weren't many options as to what was running up to me. The only thing I could even think of that would be a logical explanation was a cougar, and those are typically very easily frightened animals. I kept an eye on it, and as it got closer, I realized there was absolutely NO WAY it was a big cat.

 

The thing fucking BOUNDED at my car, legs hitting the ground first followed by arms which almost dragged it along. There just aren't any animals that move like that in Michigan besides deer, and this thing was just too big to be a deer. I couldn't get a very good view of what it actually looked like through my mirror, so I decided to pull over and keep all my windows up and my car in drive, just in case.

 

I pulled over to the right side of the road, and I saw it slow as my brake lights went on. It seemed to be following the left side of the road along the treeline. By the time it stopped, I would say that it was less than 200 yards away from my vehicle. I could tell it was a dingy shade of gray, and that it DEFINITELY didn't have any fur or hair.

 

It stood on two legs, but its hands touched the ground. I didn't get a good look at it's face, as it seemed to be keeping out of view of any streetlights, but my eyes had somewhat adjusted. It's fingers seemed disgustingly long, almost like that was the only reason it's arms touched the ground. It also had huge feet that sort of reminded me of pool flippers but without being webbed.

 

I only sat there for about 30 seconds until it bounded into the woods, probably upon realizing I'd seen it. It didn't seem to leave the treeline, kind of hugging the side of the road as it ran towards my car. This makes me think that the creatures do, in fact, follow rules of some sort.

 

My experience last night chilled me right to the bone. It's the real reason I had to get a little tanked before I posted this. I think one of them may have been trying to communicate with me. No...communicate isn't the right word. Warn?

 

I took a midnight drive last night simply because A.) I didn't work until 8 p.m. today, so I didn't really have anything else to do and B.) I was extremely curious after my experience the night before. I was not prepared for what I encountered.

 

After driving around in the country for nearly an hour and not seeing anything, I decided to take a spin around the park and smoke a cigarette before heading home. The park is in the town I live in, which is the city of 15,000 people. It's got three parking lots, which us youngins have labeled "first beach" "second beach" and "third beach" since the lots are on Lake Michigan. The "third beach" has a little trail off to the side that leads to a bench with a view of the lake called "the point."

 

I drove around the "third beach" and was getting ready to head towards the apartment I share with my boyfriend when I saw it. One of the creatures was just fucking hanging out at the treeline of the trail! I was so close to it that I could tell it was STARING at me. I couldn't see any facial features, I just knew.

 

I stopped my car and sat there, just looking at it. After what felt like several minutes, it shook its head at me for about 5 seconds before bounding off into the darkness. I'm thinking it was a warning of some kind, maybe to stop my research now, but I'll be able to elaborate on all of this more tomorrow when I have a clear head and am calmed down. I'm not going to seek these creatures out any more for a day or two. The stress is becoming a lot, and I need a break.

 

Thank you all so much for your suggestions, comments, etc. It helps to know I'm not just being scoffed at. I'll post the sketch I did in an update tomorrow. Again, I'm not an artist, and it's pretty terrible. If anyone has any further comments, theories, or ideas, don't hesitate. I wanna hear them.

[Cee]

Who is posting on Didley's name wtf?

[JTGAMBLE]

So help Mo God he can't get hard.

[TeamGSP]

I have suffered with questions over my sexuality, and am now fully accepting of the fact I am gay. This has been a big thing for me to conclude because much of the bullying at school was homophobic in nature, so I was almost conditioned to believe that coming to terms with that being my identity would prove those individuals right and be an admission that I was a lesser person. My dad is also a devout catholic, and I know the fact I am gay will always mean I am less of the son he wanted me to be, and I will always be a let-down to him in that regard.

 

However, I have no libido or sex drive and haven't done for about six months at least. I have stopped masturbating, and can't remember the last time I had a proper erection. I attribute this to depression, and a general loss of hope and happiness. Of course though, it in turn has become a factor in the way I am feeling.

 

To cut a long story short... I have always had very low confidence, so asking people to do things with me has always been a big challenge, as have gaining friendships. The thought of a relationship has been terrifying. Mainly because, at around 14 I told myself that no one would ever be attracted to me or love me, so I might as well give up hope it would happen. I finally plucked up the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. I thought he might like me in that way, but wasn't sure.

 

Anyway.. He came back to my place and wanted to have sex which I was comfortable about because I do feel attraction towards him - in fact the first time I have been properly attracted to anyone, however, I could not get an erection, and was therefore unable to perform. In turn, he took that as a rejection and that's another friendship I can put into the bin and another blow to my confidence.

 

As such, I feel I will never be able to pursue a relationship and will never be able to have anyone in my life. I am pretty much again resigned to the fact I will never have a significant other and will always be alone.

 

My problems are deep rooted, and there are many of them. I just don't see things ever getting any better and don't know what to do. I was on antidepressants (citalopram) the side effects were horrendous and I have never thought about suicide more than when I was on them. I came off them myself. At first I felt 'normal' (lack of suicidal thoughts), however, my mood is becoming ever darker.

 

I am getting counselling through my uni, however, this is limited to just 6 sessions, and it's clear that nothing is going to be resolved in that time (2 sessions to go)

 

I've lost a stone in the past 3 months, and have lost my appetite completely. I can go for days without eating properly, and have to force myself to eat when I do.

 

Is there any hope, and am I ever going to feel better, because I can't go on like this any longer.

 

do you remember some of the things that you said to me when i first joined this forum over 1 year ago?

[TeamGSP]

JakePeavy = Pamela Anderson

 

Bam!!!

 

i'm 90 percent confident in it but i was thinking respectable people like yourself might vouch for him and prove me wrong, i guess not

[Blue]

Mofo, you alright bro ? You don't sound like yourself.

[Mofome]

do you remember some of the things that you said to me when i first joined this forum over 1 year ago?

Do you?

[Mofome]

An awkward experience occurred was when I was 15. I met this girl and her friend, proceeded to have dry sex, fondling, etc, and when I went to put my hand down her pantsu I felt soo much hair, I immediately pulled my hand out and gave out a gasp in shock. "You need to shave" I said, not caring if it would kill the mood as I was no longer aroused anyway. She was embarrassed and didn't say anything, I then continued to ask "Why haven't you shaved?", and "Next time you need to have it tidy down there", recommending the different types of waxes she should get. I didn’t care about her feelings at the time; I was too disgusted and shocked. The only thing I remember her saying was a very unenthusiastic "ok" to my waxing suggestion. Earlier I had also pointed out that one of her breasts was noticeably smaller than the other, which she didn’t take too kindly, though I did reassure her that it was natural and cute. She was very frigid towards me after that, and when she did loosen up again and wanted a goodbye kiss, I refused, saying I didn’t kiss girls who smoked cigarettes. That was the first and last time I ever met up with that girl.

 

Other embarrassing experiences are getting head outside in the cold, pulling out the smallest flaccid penis, and not being able to get it up, and trying to undo a bra for the first time. Both situations the girls were ok with it though.

[Mofome]

Hello to everyone. I'm a 49 y.o. father. I have three daugthers, 22 - 20 -18 y.o. and a nice wife.

Two years ago we heard about a girl that had some problems in her past. Very bad problems.

We offered her some help along with the social service. She's 21 now. We offered her to live

at our home with us. We thought that living with a family could help her. I've found her a work

in the same place I work. That's the good part of the story.

Me and my wife we do get along very well but ...not in bed. She really doesn't like sex. So I always

took care of myself masturbating. After an year and a half that we knew this girl, she was thinking

about us as parents. She told us that she thought she was lesbian. Now I don't know if this is because of her troubled past with men ( she can be very suspicious about men with one exception ..me)

or because she has always been lesbian .Anyway we told her that this wasn't a problem for us.

It's true but then I've started to have weird fantasies about her having sex with my wife and my daughters when I'm not at home. I do masturbate a lot more since her "confession" aond always with this bad fantasy!! Of course I never touched her in an inappropriate way. She's like my daughter.

But this kind of fantasies make me feel so bad, makes me feel like the men she learned to hate when she was younger. It's also embarassing when she's there around my wife and daughters because I have many unwanted erections. What the hell is going on here? Please give me suggestions please.She thinks me as a father and I think about her in my porn fantasies!! That's weird.!!

[TeamGSP]

yes because i dont forget. i know you are very respected on here but you should not act like that ever again. even if u were joking.

[Dark Raver Camper]

For the love of sweet Peter! I have to now crush a 30 mg adderal and take it straight to the snoze, which isn't fun, or wait until tomorrow morning to read these verses of the New Testament.

[TeamGSP]

Hello to everyone. I'm a 49 y.o. father. I have three daugthers, 22 - 20 -18 y.o. and a nice wife.

Two years ago we heard about a girl that had some problems in her past. Very bad problems.

We offered her some help along with the social service. She's 21 now. We offered her to live

at our home with us. We thought that living with a family could help her. I've found her a work

in the same place I work. That's the good part of the story.

Me and my wife we do get along very well but ...not in bed. She really doesn't like sex. So I always

took care of myself masturbating. After an year and a half that we knew this girl, she was thinking

about us as parents. She told us that she thought she was lesbian. Now I don't know if this is because of her troubled past with men ( she can be very suspicious about men with one exception ..me)

or because she has always been lesbian .Anyway we told her that this wasn't a problem for us.

It's true but then I've started to have weird fantasies about her having sex with my wife and my daughters when I'm not at home. I do masturbate a lot more since her "confession" aond always with this bad fantasy!! Of course I never touched her in an inappropriate way. She's like my daughter.

But this kind of fantasies make me feel so bad, makes me feel like the men she learned to hate when she was younger. It's also embarassing when she's there around my wife and daughters because I have many unwanted erections. What the hell is going on here? Please give me suggestions please.She thinks me as a father and I think about her in my porn fantasies!! That's weird.!!

 

i know that you are very embarrassed about the mackenzie dern photo that you posted when i kept telling you it wasn't her.  Sorry bud, if you can't accept that i know my shit, too bad for you.  It's not my problem that you got cat fished by chinese characters without doing your research.  

 

Next time you should prey on people that you know will be an easy catch instead of going after people like me blindly without realizing that i know what the fuck i am talking about.

[Mofome]

yes because i dont forget. i know you are very respected on here but you should not act like that ever again. even if u were joking.

I don't forget. You must.

 

know you're just joking around about the stalking thing but hopefully some people will get my drift when it comes to these things. And it's not just rachel mania, this would also apply to all the strippers at the strip club as a really good example.

 

Just a reminder to everyone that cosmetology is so far advanced that a guy can come across as being a hot female. I know that's gross to a lot of people but that is the truth so nevermind all those strippers let alone rachel mania. The real question becomes who gets the true opportunity to get to know rachel? Who gets the true opportunity to get to know all those strippers and hot porn stars?

 

Well anyways you should see how some of the porn stars look without all the cosmetics. Some of them have natural beauty but i gotta tell you that some of them also look really hideous. Maybe some of you don't really care about getting to know the person because you are still young, but 1 day what i'm saying in here might resonate with you.

 

Not to get too in depth right now because it's saturday afternoon and i'm about to make some money but we must all get used to being rejected without feeling the need to stalk. There is a reason why guys get rejected and a lot of times it doesn't have anything to do with the male. How do we know that 1 boob is not smaller than the other? How do we know if the hair is real? How do you know if she doesn't have a stench a previous boyfriend broke up with her about in the past? Women have to do their jobs as best they can to find a mate because they know almost every guy cares about looks. Women are very emotional so you have to watch out what you say and what you do because their feelings can be hurt very easy.

 

You don't need to ask any of these things to women, just keep it in the back of your mind and then you will know the true meaning of getting to know the girl. Get the opportunity to see what she looks like in the morning and after she finishes taking a shower. Get to know her family if you can, get into the relationship as deep as you can to find out the truth, however long it takes. No girl is ever going to be perfect but if you get rejected in any way shape or form, i promise you that it's not the end of the world and you certainly don't need to stalk.

[TeamGSP]

I don't forget. You must.

 

know you're just joking around about the stalking thing but hopefully some people will get my drift when it comes to these things. And it's not just rachel mania, this would also apply to all the strippers at the strip club as a really good example.

 

Just a reminder to everyone that cosmetology is so far advanced that a guy can come across as being a hot female. I know that's gross to a lot of people but that is the truth so nevermind all those strippers let alone rachel mania. The real question becomes who gets the true opportunity to get to know rachel? Who gets the true opportunity to get to know all those strippers and hot porn stars?

 

Well anyways you should see how some of the porn stars look without all the cosmetics. Some of them have natural beauty but i gotta tell you that some of them also look really hideous. Maybe some of you don't really care about getting to know the person because you are still young, but 1 day what i'm saying in here might resonate with you.

 

Not to get too in depth right now because it's saturday afternoon and i'm about to make some money but we must all get used to being rejected without feeling the need to stalk. There is a reason why guys get rejected and a lot of times it doesn't have anything to do with the male. How do we know that 1 boob is not smaller than the other? How do we know if the hair is real? How do you know if she doesn't have a stench a previous boyfriend broke up with her about in the past? Women have to do their jobs as best they can to find a mate because they know almost every guy cares about looks. Women are very emotional so you have to watch out what you say and what you do because their feelings can be hurt very easy.

 

You don't need to ask any of these things to women, just keep it in the back of your mind and then you will know the true meaning of getting to know the girl. Get the opportunity to see what she looks like in the morning and after she finishes taking a shower. Get to know her family if you can, get into the relationship as deep as you can to find out the truth, however long it takes. No girl is ever going to be perfect but if you get rejected in any way shape or form, i promise you that it's not the end of the world and you certainly don't need to stalk.

 

i know that i am a guy that has been on your mind since i first started.  You were gone for an extended period of time here but realized that maybe you should have never taken a shot at me when i first started.  But then you did when you posted the fake mackenzie dern photo.  

 

You see, when i lose, it's over, i don't dwell on my losses, hell when i win, i don't celebrate it because it's over and on to the next.  You on the other hand want to keep revisiting and try and ask why why why.  

 

I own you Mofome and you know it full well 100%

[Mofome]

[Fecal Tornado]

MO everything OK,Let me know  don't like the sound.

[TeamGSP]

I was kind enough to explain to you where the photo came from, no one gives a shite about who you're looking at when you fist your ass. I know you said the girl had fat fingers, odd thing to notice unless that's what you're looking for in a woman, finger girth

 

Where does the girth go gsp

 

Mofome, do you want to try me?  So many times i give out my personal info and then i don't get a response, i don't get a call and they won't let me be the beers.  

 

Do you wanna try me muther fucker?  don't waste my time either

[Fecal Tornado]

OK I get it now, I am slow

[TeamGSP]

My suggestion to you Mofome is to just drop the whole thing.  Don't respond to me, don't ever try and talk to me and i promise that i will never bother you so i'm telling you that right now.  Don't make me put in any reservations and then you don't show up.

[Mofome]

i know that i am a guy that has been on your mind since i first started. You were gone for an extended period of time here but realized that maybe you should have never taken a shot at me when i first started. But then you did when you posted the fake mackenzie dern photo.

 

You see, when i lose, it's over, i don't dwell on my losses, hell when i win, i don't celebrate it because it's over and on to the next. You on the other hand want to keep revisiting and try and ask why why why.

 

I own you Mofome and you know it full well 100%

It's frustrating, I text yanks and Kinger and Joey and Ttp and ....everyone, sometimes I just put numbers in my phone and text about you bc Kinger won't talk to me or yanks is talking to Joey about you and I want to talk to them about you but they keep talking to each other and I tell them about 3 way but they won't do three way and I just want to talk to someone so I knock on doors and talk about gsp on Tgf and my neighbor called the cops and I asked about Mckenzie dern photos and gsp posts and he kicked me out he was sick of my obsession and so I PMed bully sink about you and we talked then he went away and I sent Jimmie Hoffa a letter about you and he sent me a bag of hash that was in a camels afterbirth but it opened me up to realizing dern is gsp and I need to be ok

[Mofome]

My suggestion to you Mofome is to just drop the whole thing. Don't respond to me, don't ever try and talk to me and i promise that i will never bother you so i'm telling you that right now. Don't make me put in any reservations and then you don't show up.

Gladly! As a way to help banish these horrible flashbacks I still have about it.

 

He was a bartender I met at a struggling new lesbian club in the 1990s, that I patronized to help them out whenever in that area south of Seattle. We'd chat, often being the only 2 men in the place.

 

One afternoon as his early shift ended he asked me if I'd like to drop over to his house, just a few blocks away. I said sure, thinking that could be fun, since he wasn't bad looking.

 

He took his car and I followed on my motorcycle. Once inside I enjoyed a brief tour, a quick drink, and a fast strip. We began a nice little romp on his bed, learning he was a bottom eager to be filled, while I was glad to oblige. But that's when things turned strange.

 

We had just gotten into it doggie style when he started yelling, and I mean YELLING, about how great I was, how big I was, how much he loved it, best he'd had, etc, etc. Well that was OK, kinda inspirational for me, until he started hollering even more desperately how much he loved me personally, and wanted to marry me! On our first date? Even if it did already include a fuck? Really nothing more than a trick?

 

And after his marriage proposal, noisily shouted over his shoulder in gasps timed to my thrusts slapping his bare butt, he started adding the details. We'd rent a truck tomorrow, start moving my things into his place, and oh, did I need office space for my computer?

 

Now call me an old-fashioned romantic, but shouldn't conversation during a fuck be a little more intimate, or hot, or somehow related to the task at hand, assuming one talks at all? This was entirely too lesbionic for me, planning a U-Haul rental while I was still in the middle of plowing him for the first time. One thing at a time, please, and knock off the multi-tasking, OK?

 

But just then my infallible Peter-Meter sent me an urgent message that I was about to be running on empty, thanks to all this weird behavior, and I hadn't cum yet. Too late now, and I knew he'd be certain to notice the change in me any second. So I did some yelling of my own about my cumming, and pulled out so fast I think I must have made a pop.

 

I quickly went into the bathroom to remove my condom, being careful to hide its dry sight from him. When I returned he took his own turn in there, while I threw my clothes on as fast as I knew how.

 

He caught me almost at the front door, begging me to stay longer. Not slowing down for fear of losing the momentum of my escape, I made some lame excuse about forgetting a commitment I had back home. I left him standing naked in the doorway as I leapt on my motorcycle like it was a horse in a Western movie, and roared out of town.

 

I never contacted or saw him again. I also stayed away from that bar, until I heard he had quit and left town. And thereafter, every time I did a guy doggie I'd have flashbacks to that scene, and briefly wonder if I'll get a marriage proposal I didn't want, at least not at that particular moment.

[TeamGSP]

It's frustrating, I text yanks and Kinger and Joey and Ttp and ....everyone, sometimes I just put numbers in my phone and text about you bc Kinger won't talk to me or yanks is talking to Joey about you and I want to talk to them about you but they keep talking to each other and I tell them about 3 way but they won't do three way and I just want to talk to someone so I knock on doors and talk about gsp on Tgf and my neighbor called the cops and I asked about Mckenzie dern photos and gsp posts and he kicked me out he was sick of my obsession and so I PMed bully sink about you and we talked then he went away and I sent Jimmie Hoffa a letter about you and he sent me a bag of hash that was in a camels afterbirth but it opened me up to realizing dern is gsp and I need to be ok

 

thank you Mofome, i was just about to call a nice restaurant and pay for everything but i knew you were just gonna let me know upfront that you are coward material instead of not showing up.