Yanks Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 I don't have much time to live. I have been making amends with those who have been on my shit list the last few days. I got the news on Friday and it was confirmed today at the doctors office. One of these days coming up I'm going to off myself. So if I disappear don't be sad. Don't be angry. Celebrate my demise and have a cold one in my memory. I thought about this all weekend while getting annihilated on booze and cocaine and I thought I decided to just ride it out. . But when the doctor confirmed today that my lovely girlfriend is in fact pregnant with my child and I would become a father I knew right then and there it would not work out. I'm a 34 year old man child and can not and will not bring another generation Yanks into this world. I love you all. Mike "The Relish King" Yanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/HmLyOPx.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Lordy Gordy. Yanks is gonna have a Chidler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Be a man and father the child you fuckin dullard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Fantastic news Michael. You are gonna be a great daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simpleandy Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Dibs on the leftover cocaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike499 Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 There are other options Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evade Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Huh! if you don't want a child, get it aborted. Why do you have to kill yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Unreal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Fantastic news Michael. You are gonna be a great daddy.(Snicker) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Dibs on the leftover cocaineI don't do illegal drugs. I'll pass it to JBD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Huh! if you don't want a child, get it aborted. Why do you have to kill yourself?Guy just looking for attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jd_ Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Your family needs you Yanks. Good luck with everything. Here anytime if you need to talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted November 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Huh! if you don't want a child, get it aborted. Why do you have to kill yourself?Kind of have to have the other person wanting to do that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deemer Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Yanks Did you go into knitting lately? If so, WEAVE US ANOTHER ONE WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Just think of all the great times you will have teaching your son how to hit a knuckle curve ball. Unless its a girl, then that sucks. Guess she could play softball tough. So not all that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted November 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Yanks Did you go into knitting lately? If so, WEAVE US ANOTHER ONE WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCDHow much money would you like to wager that this is 100% true? I will let Mofo have the winnings afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHiII2 Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evade Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Kind of have to have the other person wanting to do that too. If you tell her she's on her own (whether you are alive or not), she may go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Probably not yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
po69 Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Cool Story Bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 If PO can be a father, you can, too, Yanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Dibs on the leftover cocaineLol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted November 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Cool Story BroI'll wait to kill myself actually. I'm eagerly anticipating the results of your $100 survivor pool. I can't die not knowing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Congrats, Mikey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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