Deemer Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Now, did you wear a condom? Seems a little redundant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted January 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 BJ condom aka half condom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deemer Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Seems like a waste of $. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasson621 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Got pussy to mouth for the first time.....$120.....was worth it but barely.....she was young and had long beautiful long hair but stopped me during missionary to say I was hurting her and it wasn't because of my whiskey dick but the beer belly which was on full Missionary with a hooker? That's like going to Disneyland and foregoing space mountain to see great moments with Mr. Lincoln Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 great moments with Mr. LincolnVery under rated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timely Hitting Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Missionary with a hooker? That's like going to Disneyland and foregoing space mountain to see great moments with Mr. LincolnI'd rather go to hell than go to that history of agriculture "ride" at epcot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fecal Tornado Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 I pulled it out of her pussy and put it in her mouthshould of did ATM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timely Hitting Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Seems like a waste of $.Gotta agree. Never paid for an escort/hooker and never would. Go buy a good looking broad dinner, don't be a complete asshat, and if you don't get laid by date 2 or 3 you're just embarrassing. Or better yet, cook. Ez close. Cooking tonight. I guess for married guys it's different, but as gay as it sounds still consider that cheating on the spouse at which point there's no point in being married. Maybe I don't understand the marriage struggle though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Gotta agree. Never paid for an escort/hooker and never would. Go buy a good looking broad dinner, don't be a complete asshat, and if you don't get laid by date 2 or 3 you're just embarrassing. Or better yet, cook. Ez close. Cooking tonight. I guess for married guys it's different, but as gay as it sounds still consider that cheating on the spouse at which point there's no point in being married. Maybe I don't understand the marriage struggle though.Some guys want to cut to the chase and not waste money on 2 or 3 dates hoping for a sniff of the veejayjay. You pay hookers for the rental of their holes and to go away after you bust a nut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 I hope ted pays me my $ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Sounds like Big Chief Fuckysucky had himself a day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted January 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Gotta agree. Never paid for an escort/hooker and never would. Go buy a good looking broad dinner, don't be a complete asshat, and if you don't get laid by date 2 or 3 you're just embarrassing. Or better yet, cook. Ez close. Cooking tonight. I guess for married guys it's different, but as gay as it sounds still consider that cheating on the spouse at which point there's no point in being married. Maybe I don't understand the marriage struggle though.Go buy a good looking woman dinner 2 or 3 times and hope to get laid.....what's that cost, $300? and still hope you get laid.......I fvcked an Asian early 20 something whore in her pussy and mouth for....$120....cheap and well worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasson621 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Sounds like Big Chief Fuckysucky had himself a day! Not quite Ferris Bueller's day off but a nice little day for Ted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted January 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 I hope ted pays me my $I'm assuming you're kidding.....But you're scaring me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Ted was she soft? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timely Hitting Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Go buy a good looking woman dinner 2 or 3 times and hope to get laid.....what's that cost, $300? and still hope you get laid.......I fvcked an Asian early 20 something whore in her pussy and mouth for....$120....cheap and well worth itno judging ted, just not my cup of tea. and if I've gone out with you 3 times, and bought dinner, the success rate is near 95%. $300 is cheap though, definitely costs me more than that but whatever. the price we pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted January 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Very soft.....my hands still smell of lotion.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Not quite Ferris Bueller's day off but a nice little day for Ted.Loll. Until Mrs KGB does the math on the paystub, with The Chief losing his time and a half from Saturday....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Very soft.....my hands still smell of lotion....Nummers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plommer Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Teddy is your wife more like a mother to you than a wife? Wait, I think I may know the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted January 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Teddy is your wife more like a mother to you than a wife? Wait, I think I may know the answer.So what......is that supposed to be an insult? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Ted don't worry about plommer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Ted I'd worry about plommer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boatboatboat Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Geez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Louise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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