Toilet paper is a waste of money

[TeamGSP]

when i was around 20 i got hemorrhoids because of toilet paper

 

i know that hemorrhoids aren't a life of death situation but i also want to tell you that i don't like GERM.

 

To me the thought of carmelo anthony's fake stripper is NASTY.

 

i take very big pride on not coming into contact with stuff like herpes

 

Genital herpes is another prime example of a disease that isn't life threatening but i'm sorry i'd rather jack off 

 

Have any of you ever stood in a line and noticed that someone smelled like ASS?

 

Better yet have you ever been in an uber or taxi and the car smelled like someone wiped their butt 5 times, they tried to do a good job but still you can smell it?

 

Why the hell would you even leave a legend like honey nut cheerios?  oh i know because i have already seen it all.  i am sick and tired of hearing about people who got hooked on fake liars in the first place let alone pay or even follow for free a gambling tout

 

La La Anthony is the equivalent of me getting banned from an internet forum because they wouldn't let me talk about the fact that gay guys doing each other up the butt in the 1980s weren't being responsible in cleaning themselves up the proper way.

 

When i take a shit, i make sure that the toilet i'm shitting on has a bathtub or a mini swimming pool beside it at least so that i can submerge my ass directly in it after.

 

One of my favorite things in the world is this thing called Cetaphil.  And the reason being is that when i rub it into my choosen washcloth, it reacts extremely well with water and i am getting my ass cleaned.

 

I am probably spending too much money on cetaphil bars that i might need to start looking into the Dove packs that are sold at Costco.

 

By the way i use a washcloth that hurts when i scrub all across my body, rubbing it into and outwards underneath my butt because i truly believe in being clean for real, not the fake bullshit toilet paper that i kept using till there were no skidmarks when i was 20 years old and before.

[Sol Aristatel]

 

WTF is wrong with you? 

[TeamGSP]

WTF is wrong with you? 

 

you prolly buy 4 packs of toilet paper from sam's club every month that's a total of 120 rolls

 

only reason why you take offense to me is that you are rich, you have money, you be taking 3 shits a day on the toilet

 

stop being lazy and get in the bath tub each and every time, wash your ass with dove instead

[joeybagadonuts]

Tremendous knowledge being DROPPED by GSP here.

 

Read and learn, men.

[TeamGSP]

Tremendous knowledge being DROPPED by GSP here.

 

Read and learn, men.

 

you are a legend joeybagadonuts

 

it all started with everything that involved patrick mcirish on rx

 

i've read your last few comments in you responding to what i've said

 

why all of a sudden you're a fan of me when in the beginning you were gearing towards a hater?

[Sol Aristatel]

you prolly buy 4 packs of toilet paper from sam's club every month that's a total of 120 rolls

 

only reason why you take offense to me is that you are rich, you have money, you be taking 3 shits a day on the toilet

 

stop being lazy and get in the bath tub each and every time, wash your ass with dove instead

 

I'm more of a Costco type of guy.  Always by TP in bulk and its always Charmin.  PASS on the Kirkland brand.  No bueno.  

 

And rich?     I'm a jumping jacks instructor who makes 17k a year.  Let's slow down on the rich stuff.

 

Only rich people we have around here are rito, rmi, and BAUS. 

[Guest pocketrockets]

this forum lol :laugh

[TeamGSP]

I'm more of a Costco type of guy.  Always by TP in bulk and its always Charmin.  PASS on the Kirkland brand.  No bueno.  

 

And rich?     I'm a jumping jacks instructor who makes 17k a year.  Let's slow down on the rich stuff.

 

Only rich people we have around here are rito, rmi, and BAUS. 

 

costco and sam's club are basically the same guy sol diablo

 

forget about the 17k bud.

 

if you were legitimately even thinking of coming to the coliseum to see the rams and the cardinals let alone actually coming here last weekend for the diamondbacks and the dodgers for dodgers stadium that means all of your 17k income are tax free with all the rent paid, bills paid years and years in advance so you are a good man and in good hands.

 

Can you imagine all these idiots that live around the coliseum and dodger stadium who are paying $1500 a month in rent on up yet only making $2500 gross?

 

you should have never told anyone on here that you were looking to go to an arizona cardinals game here against the rams but ever since that time you did i felt the need to protect you.

 

I don't know what happened since that time but it seems that you and i do not see eye to eye.  I really thought that you could have been my friend but your posts against me lately tells me that we can't be friends.

 

i respect that you can't see what i mean about toilet paper in here.  joey donuts somehow i feel honestly is able to resonate on what i was trying to say about it.  i am going to give the benefit of a doubt he ain't trying to troll me or anything

 

i hate to say this sol diablo but i feel that you have the money to spend what it takes to shop costco every year, the membership fees and all but you are in fact a lazy bum who is able to eat 6 times a day shit 3 times a day and takes pride in buying the toilet paper there every single month.

[joeybagadonuts]

you are a legend joeybagadonuts

 

it all started with everything that involved patrick mcirish on rx

 

i've read your last few comments in you responding to what i've said

 

why all of a sudden you're a fan of me when in the beginning you were gearing towards a hater?

You misread me, sir.

 

I enjoy your posts. Just bc I poke some fun occasionally doesn't mean I dislike you or your posts.

[joeybagadonuts]

costco and sam's club are basically the same guy sol diablo

 

forget about the 17k bud.

 

if you were legitimately even thinking of coming to the coliseum to see the rams and the cardinals let alone actually coming here last weekend for the diamondbacks and the dodgers for dodgers stadium that means all of your 17k income are tax free with all the rent paid, bills paid years and years in advance so you are a good man and in good hands.

 

Can you imagine all these idiots that live around the coliseum and dodger stadium who are paying $1500 a month in rent on up yet only making $2500 gross?

 

you should have never told anyone on here that you were looking to go to an arizona cardinals game here against the rams but ever since that time you did i felt the need to protect you.

 

I don't know what happened since that time but it seems that you and i do not see eye to eye. I really thought that you could have been my friend but your posts against me lately tells me that we can't be friends.

 

i respect that you can't see what i mean about toilet paper in here. joey donuts somehow i feel honestly is able to resonate on what i was trying to say about it. i am going to give the benefit of a doubt he ain't trying to troll me or anything

 

i hate to say this sol diablo but i feel that you have the money to spend what it takes to shop costco every year, the membership fees and all but you are in fact a lazy bum who is able to eat 6 times a day shit 3 times a day and takes pride in buying the toilet paper there every single month.

Disabler is a solider in Jesus' army and a friend to all men.

[TeamGSP]

You misread me, sir.

 

I enjoy your posts. Just bc I poke some fun occasionally doesn't mean I dislike you or your posts.

 

 and on the flipside

 

just because you respond to me doesn't mean you like me or my posts either

 

but thank you anyways

[Sol Aristatel]

[TeamGSP]

Disabler is a solider in Jesus' army and a friend to all men.

 

yes i know that he is a very popular guy on here

 

i'm a very friendly guy but it just so happens that he's 1 of the 20 percent who just somehow doesn't resonate with me

 

to me it's like this, if everyone likes you 100% there is something definitely wrong

 

my goal on here is to find those who can understand what in the world i am talking about and resonate

 

another prime example is the annoyance factor

 

someone who is annoying to you means no chance at being on their cool list

 

i am very grateful that sol diablo and pocket rockets as for examples doesn't agree with me, it totally completes me if you know what i mean

[Always Call Heads]

GSP what is going on? You are out of control. Bet some women's karate.

[TeamGSP]

Relax pally. I sincerely dislike no one at The Gambling Forum dot com. That includes you and my best bud RONNIE (no A person who’s sexuality I admire ).

 

You are either being very strange with your trolling attempts here or you have some serious fucking issues. Either way, that doesn't make you a bad guy. And it doesn't mean I "don't like you".

 

Carry on Harvie brutha!

 

ok sol diablo, i am a brother of chris harvard

 

that's what you seem to want me to be, i don't know what the deal with chris harvard was

 

i am very intrigued with chris harvard because he got banned and i said Homosexual human being as an example and nothing happened to me

 

hell i fuckin' demeaned a sponsor of this website in the past and nothing happened to me

 

to me it's like holy shit, how the fuck does anyone do in this forum to get banned?

 

i'm telling you it's like serious OH MY GOD WHAT DA FOOK

 

all i can tell you is that chris harvard seemed to have been a fan of mines before he got banned.

 

i never studied chris harvard's posts or nothing but i am not a fan of anyone getting banned on here because something must have really been wrong for you to get banned.

 

i feel that i can almost say anything on here but i am still very shocked about my small penis thread getting moved to the sandbox and then getting incorporated into an already existing thread on here

 

Either way after my $500 deposit that i'm going to do before this weekend, i will make sure to do a donation on KingRevolver's behalf

 

it ain't gonna be nothing big but he better know about bitcoin by this time so that i can send it to him, he's the one that let me into the poker freeroll

[LCD]

GSP, Thug Rose is what's going on!

 

Question:

 

There's a really pretty all natural woman that you like.  Pepperoni nipples to die for.  No fake makeup.  No implants.  Great personality.  You go out on a date with her to Popeye's (shrimps!) and then you go back to your place and she looks at you all shy and she asks you to rim her.

 

1. Do you decline.

2. Do you pull out the Cetaphil and a washcloth and get scrubbing.

3. Do you throw caution to the wind and eat that ass a la carte.

[Guest pocketrockets]

GSP... the girl im dating likes coke

 

When she is giving me a bj... she likes to pour some cocaine in my dick so i can last a long time without cummin

 

I know this is not normal and that we may be a little freaky but we both get off on it so i dont think is evil... im not evil

 

Jesus h christ wouldnt approve i guess but that dont mean im evil, maybe a little twisted

 

I like to give you a hard time, joke and stuff... no ill intentions, you gotta stop overanalyzing bro! The bs in the world is plenty

 

Im not 100% mental but i can reach a state of mind in which i can post in GSP style so we get along better

[TeamGSP]

GSP, Thug Rose is what's going on!

 

Question:

 

There's a really pretty all natural woman that you like.  Pepperoni nipples to die for.  No fake makeup.  No implants.  Great personality.  You go out on a date with her to Popeye's (shrimps!) and then you go back to your place and she looks at you all shy and she asks you to rim her.

 

1. Do you decline.

2. Do you pull out the Cetaphil and a washcloth and get scrubbing.

3. Do you throw caution to the wind and eat that ass a la carte.

 

thug rose is a natural, i respect her for shaving the head

 

you get a chance to see what thug rose is going to be like when she is 60 

 

can you imagine me being with la la anthony and then all of a sudden kim kardashian hits 60?

 

what the hell would i have left?  i would have NOTHING because there wasn't any natural beauty to begin with

 

i respect thug rose for not wearing make-up because it gives people like me an opportunity on the real true ideas of what she'll be like years and years down the road

 

On the other hand i have seen karate hottie enough.  i imagine myself me and michelle waterson, would i want to be with her if she was in her 60s and me in my 70s?  i would totally fuckin' accept everything that came with her all those years because her social media account doesn't lie

 

everything is out on her for everyone to see so if she wasn't married, you see how ugly she looks after 2 black eyes

 

i know that you keep laughing prior to you responding to me but i hope after this entry i'm giving you an idea of my reality

[TeamGSP]

GSP... the girl im dating likes coke

 

When she is giving me a bj... she likes to pour some cocaine in my dick so i can last a long time without cummin

 

I know this is not normal and that we may be a little freaky but we both get off on it so i dont think is evil... im not evil

 

Jesus h christ wouldnt approve i guess but that dont mean im evil, maybe a little twisted

 

I like to give you a hard time, joke and stuff... no ill intentions, you gotta stop overanalyzing bro! The bs in the world is plenty

 

Im not 100% mental but i can reach a state of mind in which i can post in GSP style so we get along better

 

i know that deep down in your heart that you are a very good guy pocket rockets but i'm not a fan of people who do drugs

 

don't take it personal but i have to tell you the truth about that

 

the big difference with me is that i don't bug people and pester people who decide to do what you do

 

as far as the girls who like to do drugs on your dick, i am ok with that as long as you are happy and she and you aren't harming anyone

 

honestly i know that you know that i am not mental otherwise you wouldn't keep responding to me

 

take for example a guy on the streets who has tourettes syndrome who keeps yelling

 

is anyone going to respond to him knowing that it would be so retarded looking?

[LCD]

I like Thug Rose because she's super real.  I can see her as a 60 year old and she's probably still kind of hot but wrinkly.  And I think she has cauliflower ears which is a little bit of a turn on.  The Karate Hottie is hot too.  I think she's a little undersized for the division.  She's still young.  One good win and she's back in it.

[TeamGSP]

I like Thug Rose because she's super real.  I can see her as a 60 year old and she's probably still kind of hot but wrinkly.  And I think she has cauliflower ears which is a little bit of a turn on.  The Karate Hottie is hot too.  I think she's a little undersized for the division.  She's still young.  One good win and she's back in it.

 

that's the whole idea lcd, wrinkly when you are 60s 70s etc

 

you have this thing called botox in cosmetology for people who have the money that can mess EVERYTHING up before you are even in the 60s

 

look up nikki cox for example oh my god HORRIBLE 

 

today for example because of the carmelo anthony story i imagined lala with no hair and gray hair  LOL

 

it was a no and easy go for me you know what i mean let alone take away all the fake cosmetology away from her

 

i only like to be associated with a real female who has natural beauty with no germ

 

it is absolutely nasty as hell to me in a lot of aspects when it comes to STRIPPERS as 1 example

 

there's been so much talk about dave the meatman scandialato here or whatever his name is

 

what about the pepperoni pizza man LCD ?

[Guest pocketrockets]

i know that deep down in your heart that you are a very good guy pocket rockets but i'm not a fan of people who do drugs

 

don't take it personal but i have to tell you the truth about that

 

the big difference with me is that i don't bug people and pester people who decide to do what you do

 

as far as the girls who like to do drugs on your dick, i am ok with that as long as you are happy and she and you aren't harming anyone

 

honestly i know that you know that i am not mental otherwise you wouldn't keep responding to me

 

take for example a guy on the streets who has tourettes syndrome who keeps yelling

 

is anyone going to respond to him knowing that it would be so retarded looking?

 

I simply dont judge people who are good hearted but have some case of mental illness...  cause is stupid... lots of valuable folks suffer from a variety of mental illness, I know I have some issues that need a shrink and possibly medication, depression, bipolar disorder, anger issues and trust issues.

 

I judge people by what its in their hearts, dont care about race, gender, height, profession, social class, etc etc. I dont generalize.

[Dark Raver Camper]

Gsp, how did toilet paper give you hemerroids?

I've had a few in life, but it was from squeezing, not from wiping my anus until it bled. Can't remember the last time I had one though.

 

I was only able to read the first paragraph since my adderal hasn't kicked in yet even though it is ir.

 

 

Possibly one day fish head can retrieve the post he once made at sbr about the different international styles of taking a dump. It was a rather interesting piece and I'm not being a jerk here. I dunno, maybe it was 2009ish.

[Downsouth]

You really take a bath after every shit? What to do when out in public?

[Downsouth]

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