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GPS do you douche?

 

 

i was standing in line at the grocery store and it smelled like someone just took a dump, wiped their butt about 1 time and then walked around the whole store for 2 hours while their butt cheeks rubbed in with all the sweat

 

ladies and gentlemen please welcome caveman balco

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a bidet would be like a shower to me, can't submerge my ass inside the water

 

means all the shit that i missed wiping is going to creep out of my butthole after about 2 hours

 

next thing you know i'm gonna start to feel itchy and then go back to the bidet or shower to clean myself off again

 

swimming pool or bath tub very much needed but thank you

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How do you clean the inside of your ass in a tub.  Or a pool lolerz

 

sometimes i take the kinda shit that can't be cleaned on the insides so i'm waiting for it to creep out 2-4 hours later and then i'm back in the pool again

 

while i'm at it again i might as well wash my dick too

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