MonkeyF0cker Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 grown men actually use snapchat and whatsapp? that is more disturbing than kinger's possible deathI use WhatsApp all the time in Costa Rica. VoIP over the Internet versus international cell roaming charges is a no brainer. You can't get a decent international plan from U.S. carriers without paying an arm and a leg. Never used Snapchat. Have no use for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Not sure Ive ever seen Kinger not post for 2 straight days. He's either having major withdrawals right now or not feeling anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 I texted him asking him if he died. If he replies with a "Yes," then we'll know for sure he did something to himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ConspiracyMuncher Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Im not even kidding. As I was reading this a flying cockroach attacked me almost landed on my tattoo. Think KR might have reincarnated in that bug and I.... I.... Im sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookbraker Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Kinger might have writer’s block Like all good storyteller he is building up the suspense Unfortunately none of his weaves have a climamaxSpot on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 I use WhatsApp all the time in Costa Rica. VoIP over the Internet versus international cell roaming charges is a no brainer. You can't get a decent international plan from U.S. carriers without paying an arm and a leg. Never used Snapchat. Have no use for it. i just never understood the need to call/text people all the time i can go a month without making a non-business phone call or text Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deemer Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 i just never understood the need to call/text people all the time i can go a month without making a non-business phone call or textProlly why you frequent movies on own and do other things by yourself or with only family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Prolly why you frequent movies on own and do other things by yourself or with only family. nobody else worth spending my time with except a couple neighbors whose asses i kick at tennis and golf never understood going to the movies or out to eat with another guy, unless youre a Non heterosexual person and want to look in each others eyes and talk about your hopes and dreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rito Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Having normal relationships with people is well, normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Having normal relationships with people is well, normal. whats normal about asking another guy on a date or texting another guy? thats teenage girl shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 whats normal about asking another guy on a date or texting another guy? thats teenage girl shitYou interact with other dudes all day on the internet. Just a means of communication. Teenage girl shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 whats normal about asking another guy on a date or texting another guy? thats teenage girl shitOr you enjoy spending time with friends ? Odd stuff Milky one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 You interact with other dudes all day on the internet. Just a means of communication. Teenage girl shit. you guys will never look at my package or wear lipstick like po69 and as bad as you guys are, at least some of you gamble and are more interesting than the boring castrated jackasses around here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Ok heard back from Kinger. He’s alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrockBankrupt Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Ok heard back from Kinger. He’s alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deemer Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Just different ways of looking at things I suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Just different ways of looking at things I supposewell he’s either alive or not really only one way of looking at that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evade Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 Bump. Kinger, now tell us the story. The suspense is too much to bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted May 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 Why? No one believes it. No point in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 Why wouldnt we believe it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookbraker Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 How are things going with the stripper? Did you "loan" her any more money yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 Couldn’t have been much worse then a couple dates I’ve had the last few years KR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 We would beweave the story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evade Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 Why? No one believes it. No point in it. Come on. You can't leave us hanging after that snap chat build up thread. If anyone doubts the veracity of your story, ban that fuck for a few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted May 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Well, where do I even begin with this shit? We talked on the phone and I was throwing out ideas on things to do: TopGolf, Go to the Zoo, Go to the Movies, Go to a coffee joint, Outback, etc. She shot all of those down. I was like WTF? So, we finally agreed that I would go to her place to pick her up and we'd play the date by ear. She asked that I be there 3:45 PM sharp. Kinda weird, but OK. I get to her place, I call her and she comes out looking like Toucan Sam. Now, I did know she had blue hair and was a bit eccentric, but I didn't expect what I saw that day. She was wearing an ol' raggidy Bill Cartwright Bulls jersey, and torn sweats. Who the fuck wears that to a date? I thought she was trolling me. I laughed when I saw her, and told her I'd wait a few more minutes for her to get ready. This bitch says, "Hey, I have to put up with your baldness, you put up with me, too." That shit hurt my fuckin' feelings. Meanwhile, I'm wearing some cool True Religion jeans, and some Gravati woven loafers that I found on Zappos for $300. I was lookin' fuckin' fresh! I apologized. She hurt my feelings, but I'm the one apologizing? She reminded me of the black hooker. She started to get stern with me and saying that we needed to pick up her mom at the Greyhound station. Um, what? She said we have to do it otherwise there's no date. Then starts telling me we were going to be spontaneous anyway, so while we drive there we can get to know each other more. So we drive to pick up her mom... on the way there we talk. I tell her about myself. You know, normal shit. I enjoy reading a good book, spending time with my dog, binge-watching shows, trying out different recipes, tinkering with technology, etc. She starts telling me about herself and immediately goes into a thing about how much she loves anal sex. I was dumbfounded, really. This is the type of trash that I attract? This says way more about me than about her. She loves anal, her last boyfriend was Black and well endowed. Oh, and he drove a much nicer car than me. Again, my feelings are hurt. We pick up the mom. She had a face like a welder's workbench, and some big bugs bunny teeth. She didn't say much to me about anything-- didn't even thank me for picking her up. Her and the daugther talked and I felt out of place. On the way back, my "date" says, "Hey, didn't you mention going out to eat? Maybe the three of us can go out to eat. My mom just had a long trip and she's hungry." WTF??? How the fuck is that my problem? I said, "Well, um..." She then says, "Didn't you mention Texas Roadhouse?" I said, "No. What about Honey Bears BBQ?" We were passing it as we were talking and I immediately pulled in! There was no way in hell I was going to take these two to a decent place and pay for a big a dinner that would set me back a couple hundies. Nope. Sorry. We're walking into the place, and the mom says, "First date and this is where he takes you?" The fuckin' balls on these trashy people. I'm just absolutely shocked. We sit down to eat, and of course the mom takes her Bugs Bunny teeth out in front of everyone and places them on the table for everyone to see. I was mortified. We finally left. OH, and btw, while we were eating the mom mentioned that they were actually homeless and they're staying with family. There's more details to this story, but I'm just trying to make a long story short. So, I start driving them back, and now she mentions that there's no food at home because "Uncle Jack" (who I find out is from Chicago- I think that explains the Cartwright jersey) ate everything. She said maybe we could stop by a grocery store to buy food. I was fuckin' steamed at first, but then I thought, "Shit. This is my way out of this whole thing!" I agreed to take them. We went, walked around filling the cart, and heard the mom mention how she'd probably be short on money when it came time to pay. That's when I said, "I'll be right back. I'm going to the restroom." I skidded the fuck out of there. LMAO Man, I was down in the dumps after that whole experiece. I'm done dating, man. Absolutely finished. No more. Oh, and, yes, she did send me some messages on Snapchat. She cursed me out and insulted me in every way possible. "Worst date ever.""Piece of shit.""You're broke Mexican."Blah, blah. DONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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