MonkeyF0cker Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 I will die a lonely man. I've come to terms with it. Actually quite a relief once you come to terms with it.Better than being stuck in a toxic and/or shitty relationship. Come to CR. There are plenty of 20-something dimes that will give you company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 My neighbor is in his 60s, has a bum eye, and has a hot 28 year old tica girlfriend. If he can do it, anyone can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted May 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 My neighbor is in his 60s, has a bum eye, and has a hot 28 year old tica girlfriend. If he can do it, anyone can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnkyourmlkshk1 Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 I've been there Kinger. I have dated 7 women of a year or longer and 3 years ago I went on 40 tinder dates in a year. I've been used as a uber as well only to find drugs before. I matched with a poker dealer from the casino I'm at 4 nights a week and we went out twice on the 2nd date she asked me if I was really the guy who won the massive pot the night before. I say yeah thinking shes going to compliment me or congratulate me and it never comes.. she sends me a text link later that night for a coach bag that costs 2300 and says it's only half of your pot from Wed. Pretty please. I text back lol you're funny. Never heard from her again. Talked to a girl off of bumble for a month she lived 65 miles away. Everyday texts. One day she calls asks me for my address and says she will be here in 2 hours and asks if I have condoms. Giggling. I clean the entire house, give my dog a bath, dress pretty nice but casual and have my cleaning lady (shes $40 a week.. incontinent dog necessity for me) help in the office and downstairs. The girl shows up and refused anything to drink, I show her the house and she self texts herself like I'm not even there then fakes a call and leaves. Texts me 5 min later are you sick? You've lost like 50 pounds from your pictures and your dog is scary old dude. I reply as nice as possible and she ghosted. I used to think it was a numbers game. Its fucking keno. Play 20000 combos and hope to hit the jackpot someday or just quit playing. I'm with you. I get talked to and hit on in 2 places the cage when I have a rare big night or pho by the blue haired vietnamese waitresses who somehow think I'll tip more. I'm currently dating a girl but it's obvious shes feigning interest after 2 months. I go to a lot of rockies games. When we met she was so excited to go to as many games as she could. She went to one and has declined 7 now I think. Used to be valid excuses now it's just nah. Spends the night when she is on period. Sex was 8 times in 1st 2 weeks now twice in the last month. In other words.. about this mom.. You say she can take the teeth out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Lingus Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 tl:dr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Lingus Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 I'll give u $3000 month milk shake to write content for me. You have skill obv, it's being misused. PM me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Did she at least have a nice ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evade Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 This is tough. This sounds a lot worse than Vegas hooker. You should have dumped her at the bus station. A year or two back, I asked you to record your dates and you kinda agreed. Should have reminded you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deemer Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Tbh - thats not that bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 i think you shouldve gotten a blow job from mom with the teeth out then stuck it in cartwrights ass for a while, probably could go a while if she left the jersey on because it could make you go partially limp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 I would have probably played it the same way, all the things up to the grocery store were things that would have put me to the brink, but shopping and the mention of coming up short was the deal breaker....she might have lied about the anal just to keep you around, but with her telling you she let a Mandingo destroy it in the past maybe not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deemer Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Who paid for bbq? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sports j Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Well, where do I even begin with this shit? We talked on the phone and I was throwing out ideas on things to do: TopGolf, Go to the Zoo, Go to the Movies, Go to a coffee joint, Outback, etc. She shot all of those down. I was like WTF? So, we finally agreed that I would go to her place to pick her up and we'd play the date by ear. She asked that I be there 3:45 PM sharp. Kinda weird, but OK. I get to her place, I call her and she comes out looking like Toucan Sam. Now, I did know she had blue hair and was a bit eccentric, but I didn't expect what I saw that day. She was wearing an ol' raggidy Bill Cartwright Bulls jersey, and torn sweats. Who the fuck wears that to a date? I thought she was trolling me. I laughed when I saw her, and told her I'd wait a few more minutes for her to get ready. This bitch says, "Hey, I have to put up with your baldness, you put up with me, too." That shit hurt my fuckin' feelings. Meanwhile, I'm wearing some cool True Religion jeans, and some Gravati woven loafers that I found on Zappos for $300. I was lookin' fuckin' fresh! I apologized. She hurt my feelings, but I'm the one apologizing? She reminded me of the black hooker. She started to get stern with me and saying that we needed to pick up her mom at the Greyhound station. Um, what? She said we have to do it otherwise there's no date. Then starts telling me we were going to be spontaneous anyway, so while we drive there we can get to know each other more. So we drive to pick up her mom... on the way there we talk. I tell her about myself. You know, normal shit. I enjoy reading a good book, spending time with my dog, binge-watching shows, trying out different recipes, tinkering with technology, etc. She starts telling me about herself and immediately goes into a thing about how much she loves anal sex. I was dumbfounded, really. This is the type of trash that I attract? This says way more about me than about her. She loves anal, her last boyfriend was Black and well endowed. Oh, and he drove a much nicer car than me. Again, my feelings are hurt. We pick up the mom. She had a face like a welder's workbench, and some big bugs bunny teeth. She didn't say much to me about anything-- didn't even thank me for picking her up. Her and the daugther talked and I felt out of place. On the way back, my "date" says, "Hey, didn't you mention going out to eat? Maybe the three of us can go out to eat. My mom just had a long trip and she's hungry." WTF??? How the fuck is that my problem? I said, "Well, um..." She then says, "Didn't you mention Texas Roadhouse?" I said, "No. What about Honey Bears BBQ?" We were passing it as we were talking and I immediately pulled in! There was no way in hell I was going to take these two to a decent place and pay for a big a dinner that would set me back a couple hundies. Nope. Sorry. We're walking into the place, and the mom says, "First date and this is where he takes you?" The fuckin' balls on these trashy people. I'm just absolutely shocked. We sit down to eat, and of course the mom takes her Bugs Bunny teeth out in front of everyone and places them on the table for everyone to see. I was mortified. We finally left. OH, and btw, while we were eating the mom mentioned that they were actually homeless and they're staying with family. There's more details to this story, but I'm just trying to make a long story short. So, I start driving them back, and now she mentions that there's no food at home because "Uncle Jack" (who I find out is from Chicago- I think that explains the Cartwright jersey) ate everything. She said maybe we could stop by a grocery store to buy food. I was fuckin' steamed at first, but then I thought, "Shit. This is my way out of this whole thing!" I agreed to take them. We went, walked around filling the cart, and heard the mom mention how she'd probably be short on money when it came time to pay. That's when I said, "I'll be right back. I'm going to the restroom." I skidded the fuck out of there. LMAO Man, I was down in the dumps after that whole experiece. I'm done dating, man. Absolutely finished. No more. Oh, and, yes, she did send me some messages on Snapchat. She cursed me out and insulted me in every way possible. "Worst date ever.""Piece of shit.""You're broke Mexican." Blah, blah. DONE i would of deaded that shit soon as she said pick my mom up at greyhound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sports j Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 I've been there Kinger. I have dated 7 women of a year or longer and 3 years ago I went on 40 tinder dates in a year. I've been used as a uber as well only to find drugs before. I matched with a poker dealer from the casino I'm at 4 nights a week and we went out twice on the 2nd date she asked me if I was really the guy who won the massive pot the night before. I say yeah thinking shes going to compliment me or congratulate me and it never comes.. she sends me a text link later that night for a coach bag that costs 2300 and says it's only half of your pot from Wed. Pretty please. I text back lol you're funny. Never heard from her again. Talked to a girl off of bumble for a month she lived 65 miles away. Everyday texts. One day she calls asks me for my address and says she will be here in 2 hours and asks if I have condoms. Giggling. I clean the entire house, give my dog a bath, dress pretty nice but casual and have my cleaning lady (shes $40 a week.. incontinent dog necessity for me) help in the office and downstairs. The girl shows up and refused anything to drink, I show her the house and she self texts herself like I'm not even there then fakes a call and leaves. Texts me 5 min later are you sick? You've lost like 50 pounds from your pictures and your dog is scary old dude. I reply as nice as possible and she ghosted. I used to think it was a numbers game. Its fucking keno. Play 20000 combos and hope to hit the jackpot someday or just quit playing. I'm with you. I get talked to and hit on in 2 places the cage when I have a rare big night or pho by the blue haired vietnamese waitresses who somehow think I'll tip more. I'm currently dating a girl but it's obvious shes feigning interest after 2 months. I go to a lot of rockies games. When we met she was so excited to go to as many games as she could. She went to one and has declined 7 now I think. Used to be valid excuses now it's just nah. Spends the night when she is on period. Sex was 8 times in 1st 2 weeks now twice in the last month. In other words.. about this mom.. You say she can take the teeth out?i feel u with the on my period thing dated this girl about a yr ago everything going good bought things for the kids and all we were planning to get a place all of a sudden all these excuses y i cant come over and y she cant come to my house the few times she did spend the night conveniently on her period but at least i got sum head. i decided to message her on fbook and she tells me she is almost 5 months preg about the time she started acting weird then tells me she would like to see the kids i say hell no and say good luck wit whatever u have going on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 i would of deaded that shit soon as she said pick my mom up at greyhound.Agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ConspiracyMuncher Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 there is zero chance I agree to double date a chick and her mom unless the mom is hotter... dude... thats fukked up you need game, and a change of attitude... chicks need to get the feeling you are not to be fukked with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted May 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Who paid for bbq?I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Can't make this shit up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rito Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Well, where do I even begin with this shit? We talked on the phone and I was throwing out ideas on things to do: TopGolf, Go to the Zoo, Go to the Movies, Go to a coffee joint, Outback, etc. She shot all of those down. I was like WTF? So, we finally agreed that I would go to her place to pick her up and we'd play the date by ear. You went wrong here. The bitch didn't want to date you she wanted a fucking sucker and you could have easily realized it here and not gone out. Don't ask her what she wants to do or give her ideas, or talk a bunch on the phone. Say meet me here at x. If she wants to date you, she will be there. If not, next. Got to weed out the scumbags first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 she self texts herself like I'm not even there then fakes a call and leaves.What a See you next Tuesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno Marty Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 You went wrong here. The bitch didn't want to date you she wanted a fucking sucker and you could have easily realized it here and not gone out. Don't ask her what she wants to do or give her ideas, or talk a bunch on the phone. Say meet me here at x. If she wants to date you, she will be there. If not, next. Got to weed out the scumbags first. Then he apologized for laughing at her appearance, like a true sub, and off they went to the Greyhound Station. Poor KR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yisman Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Kinger pulls up for a blind date and pos69 is there waiting for him, all dolled up in lipstick and Texas A&M jersey. Other than that, worst date I've read about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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milwaukee mike Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Kinger pulls up for a blind date and pos69 is there waiting for him, all dolled up in lipstick and Texas A&M jersey. Other than that, worst date I've read about. that's actually iag's wet dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downsouth Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 that's actually iag's wet dreamShe's all hot and bothered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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