Dark Raver Camper Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 I need to think about this one. Several I’m sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted January 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 Oh, I forgot. Sports pick of the night. NHL grand salami over 25 goals - 100,000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 Anyone over the age of 40 has dodged several close encounters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted January 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 It would depend on your lifestyle. I don’t think that statement is accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 It would depend on your lifestyle. I don’t think that statement is accurate.It's 100% true, GET A CLUE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted January 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 The last encounter I had was a month into a large ketamine binge. My breathing started to be shallow and I had pressure in my head. I thought the air was sucked out of planet earth. I asked my sleeping wife if this was it? It was a scary episode. Now I find it somewhat numerous. If this is it? Like the world was coming to an end. Hahahahhahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted January 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 It's 100% true, GET A CLUEDude, you beat alcoholism but still drink. Get a clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 Dude, you beat alcoholism but still drink. Get a clue.You're clueless on many fronts it appears...……...good gracious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted January 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 Where do you people come from? It would suck living a hologram of a life like some of you. Always pretending. Life is peachy when in reality it isn’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted January 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 You're clueless on many fronts it appears...……...good graciousI stand by my statement. What did you almost get buried in a silo? You almost got beheaded by a corn stalk? Fella I’m sorry you are drunk at 3:30. Have another for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted January 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 I make an enlightening thread about near death and I have faker mcfaker chime in with nonsense. 40 year old have many encounters with death. Not 20, not 50, but 40. Your generalization is just stupid. Maybe you had a pistol stuck into your neck can driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted January 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 Possibly if you pop pills or know someone that does, 40ish, it could be scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted January 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 I digress for the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bfo Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 Choked on a piece of steak in a restaurant about 25 years ago and just happened to be a nurse there that gave me the Heimlich and popped it out. Not very dramatic or heroic but that’s all I’ve got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 I stand by my statement. What did you almost get buried in a silo? You almost got beheaded by a corn stalk? Fella I’m sorry you are drunk at 3:30. Have another for me! Strange postGood gracious lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 It is kind of hard to pin down BUT, I will say this: I dodged Several Bullets and "Close Encounters with Death" going Door-to-Door in the Second Battle of Fallujah. This Guy (Below) Was A COWARDLY PUSSY (Compared to The Almighty "Ol' Blood and Guts" El Chapo)... Audie Murphy eventually became the most decorated U.S. soldier in World War II. Though he was only 21 years old at the end of the war, he had killed 240 German soldiers, had been wounded three times and had earned 33 awards and medals. ___________ No Shade to Audie Murphy...BUT, Facts are FACTS... Just Sayin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 OP no encounters up to age 40Can't make this shit up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 Closest for me was in about 1985, my car had broken down on the highway maybe a mile from my apartment, I walked down the highway carrying my bag of groceries(it was night). I came to an exit ramp I would have to cross and looked back to see if any cars were exiting, seeing none i started jogging(quick walk) , as i was in the middle of the ramp exit a car blows by me at maybe 50-55 missing me by maybe 3 inches. I never saw him and I dont think he ever saw me because he slammed on his breaks about 100 ft later. If i was 8 inches further ahead he would have killed me for sure at that speed. My heart was really pounding after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 Working in the ghetto a guy got shot about 25’ in front of me and the shooter was behind him. I heard 3 shots and he got hit twice. 3rd one couldn’t have been far from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 Had my hat shot off my head when I was 15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 Had my hat shot off my head when I was 15.County fair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 County fair?Lowell Massachusetts. Gang related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Lingus Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 When i was 16 i worked as a parts guy after school at an IHC dealership in riverside county One day they sent me ti LA late in afternoon to pick up a turbo. It was pouring rain and was on a road called jack rabbit trail thru the Sb mountains Going too fast and Lost control and over corrected and damn near went offf a cliff if it were not for one of those metal mileage markers that saved me. Front end was hanging over by a few inches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyhawk Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 FH was a nap away from being dead. I have never seen someone being so blue after he got woke up out of his freezing car and stumbled into our room in Iowa City. A few more hours he def would have been a frozen fish stick. Not too mention his farm mishaps and close calls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 FH was a nap away from being dead. I have never seen someone being so blue after he got woke up out of his freezing car and stumbled into our room in Iowa City. A few more hours he def would have been a frozen fish stick. Not too mention his farm mishaps and close calls YES, that's EXACTLY one of many reasons why everyone should live everyday to the fullest and harbor no HATRED or JEOLOUSY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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