KingKolzig Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, RaiseThese said: Who would be a better employee. Beavis, Butthead or YOU? you cant drink for 8 years. get fat. get DEWed for about a year..........then come out right away and be a good employee if i was allowed to gamble and play ps4 while i lost weight id feel much better. but im forced to jump right in and work. so ill try my best but its obvious there is something wrong with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 looks like i got a job as an assistant janitor at an old folks home which is a good fit as i wont have to lift anything heavy about my head. should be able to keep this job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 21 minutes ago, KingKolzig said: looks like i got a job as an assistant janitor at an old folks home which is a good fit as i wont have to lift anything heavy about my head. should be able to keep this job Congratulations. A few tips if I may... Look busy even if you aren't. Don't socialize with coworkers. Showing up us 90% of the job. Don't do extra work unless you want a promotion. The more you do, the more they'll expect. Oldtimers in those places will create drama for entertainment purposes. Keep quiet. Don't take anything that isn't yours, those places will prosecute. Especially if medications are missing. Best of luck in your new career! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 thanks jimmy. yeah ill put in good effort as long as im not hurt i have no complaints. i wouldnt steal anything even if i could get away with it. and i wont need to socialize much which is a good thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 I was out stationed at a VA nursing home for a stretch. The residents were always misplacing their stuff. They would blame staff members for stealing glasses, hearing aids and dentures. All had to have lengthy and thorough investigators. Then they would find their misplaced stuff, meanwhile the employee was home on suspension during the investigation. Sucked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 i do have a past history of stealing dentures. damn it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 One guy I remember... He had OCD real bad. He had 2 subscriptions to TV guide in case he lost one. He was obsessed with taking stuff apart, he dismantled the AC units, TVs, phones. Every day he would report his shit as not working and maintenance would have to go in and repair stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 Interesting actually. i dont think i will have much interaction with the old ppl. but at my interview tomorrow i will ask about that sort of thing hopefully there are cameras everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 got the news today i will be doing a lot of cleaning. im sure that means all sorts of nasty stuff. which really doesnt bother me its all mental but i will be the lowest guy there. so all the bad stuff ill be doing. again not complaining only job i dont want is one where i get hurt and i dont see that here i start monday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 1 minute ago, KingKolzig said: got the news today i will be doing a lot of cleaning. im sure that means all sorts of nasty stuff. which really doesnt bother me its all mental but i will be the lowest guy there. so all the bad stuff ill be doing. again not complaining only job i dont want is one where i get hurt and i dont see that here i start monday I was a janitor in college at nights, it's not that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 yeah im not worried about that. ive been in places that are gross and the cleaning ppl sucked. they seemed excited to have me so i already feel appreciated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, KingKolzig said: yeah im not worried about that. ive been in places that are gross and the cleaning ppl sucked. they seemed excited to have me so i already feel appreciated Dont worry about a few min of unpleasantness, 90% of it will be collecting trash and mopping, not to mention hiding out in your maintenance area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 Congrats KK. Be on time every day and they'll love you. As Mike mentioned, getting lost and hiding out is important in any job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTGAMBLE Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 Congrats Kolzig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike499 Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 Forget the job kk help me with the bowl contest and we'll split it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 well this HR department lady is putting me under a total microscope. i wrote down 3 non-family personal references but i left the numbers out. well she just emailed me cause she wants to call them. bad thing is those ppl dont exist cause i have no real friends oh well. id rather have a night job anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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