FISHHEAD Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 PO BOY expert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 25 minutes ago, milwaukee mike said: do you still play blackjack in vegas? it’s -ev but i like dorking around with face-up pai gow Very rarely now. I haven't played many table games in the last few years. Was betting horses most weekends. So when I was in the casino, I was in the sportsbook. Always went out to dinner after the California thoroughbreds were done and usually had enough of being there so I'd go home. That whole routine changed with the masks though. I used to like playing pai gow poker and getting drinks. It's +EV with enough players if you bank every turn. So many pushes and such a slow game. You can sit there forever and tread water. Going out with friends, there's something about craps that I like over any other game though. And sometimes I'll just sit there and only play the don't just to be the asshole at the table. Hopefully all this COVID-19 bullshit ends soon because it's hard for me to enjoy the casinos right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 1 hour ago, milwaukee mike said: if someone paid him $5 to throw a puppy IN to a burning building he would do it Haha. For sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Landers Posted August 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 11 minutes ago, RaiseThese said: you were touting that other joint Domilise as the best ever,,,now you changing your mind Yes, my last visit there the all that jazz poboy was mind-blowing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Landers Posted August 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 25 minutes ago, FISHHEAD said: PO BOY expert Guaranteed I know more about them and where to go than anyone here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiseThese Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 7 minutes ago, Axl Rose 2020 said: Guaranteed I know more about them and where to go than anyone here Nope PO Boy Monkey #1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 10 minutes ago, Axl Rose 2020 said: Guaranteed I know more about them and where to go than anyone here TGI Fridays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 9 minutes ago, Axl Rose 2020 said: Guaranteed I know more about them and where to go than anyone here High level embarrassment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 14 minutes ago, Axl Rose 2020 said: Guaranteed I know more about them and where to go than anyone here Still think MOTHERS is better than the places you recommend. Dave the meatman laughed at your New Orleans recommendations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, joeybagadonuts said: Still think MOTHERS is better than the places you recommend. Dave the meatman laughed at your New Orleans recommendations Everyone who lives wherever he visits laughs at the places he thinks are good. Never seen a food critic worth a shit that thinks every meal they eat is the best ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 56 minutes ago, MonkeyF0cker said: Very rarely now. I haven't played many table games in the last few years. Was betting horses most weekends. So when I was in the casino, I was in the sportsbook. Always went out to dinner after the California thoroughbreds were done and usually had enough of being there so I'd go home. That whole routine changed with the masks though. I used to like playing pai gow poker and getting drinks. It's +EV with enough players if you bank every turn. So many pushes and such a slow game. You can sit there forever and tread water. Going out with friends, there's something about craps that I like over any other game though. And sometimes I'll just sit there and only play the don't just to be the asshole at the table. Hopefully all this COVID-19 bullshit ends soon because it's hard for me to enjoy the casinos right now. almost everything now is face-up pai gow where there are even MORE pushes, but you can’t bank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 35 minutes ago, Axl Rose 2020 said: Guaranteed I know more about them and where to go than anyone here makes sense that the poor boy would know the most about the po boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAUS Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 Brock, what special attributes does BJ in Illinois offer that Vegas does not? BAUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Landers Posted August 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 13 minutes ago, BAUS said: Brock, what special attributes does BJ in Illinois offer that Vegas does not? BAUS Three card poker hands Top two plus dealer 1 Illinois, suited 3 of a kind 270-1 Nevada, if you can find it, 50-1 Illinois Straight Flush 180-1 Nevada, if you can find it, 30-1 Pathetic in every way possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAUS Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 Are those side bets? Or they just offer those extras as part of normal play? BAUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 7 hours ago, Axl Rose 2020 said: Three card poker hands Top two plus dealer 1 Illinois, suited 3 of a kind 270-1 Nevada, if you can find it, 50-1 Illinois Straight Flush 180-1 Nevada, if you can find it, 30-1 Pathetic in every way possible Those side bets have a neg ER of -3 to -5%(depending on the version), that's horrible and insurmountable. I see people playing perfect strategy on their main hand at $15 hand and then they're throwing away another $10-15 playing those horrible side bets, defeating the purpose of playing correctly to lower the house edge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 AXL is by far the dumbest poster in the history of forums everything considered. Illinois sportsbetting as good as Nevada, that was a real doozy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 9 hours ago, MonkeyF0cker said: I used to like playing pai gow poker and getting drinks. It's +EV with enough players if you bank every turn. So many pushes and such a slow game. You can sit there forever and tread water. This is good info. Might give it a shot next time I am in a casino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, rdalert447 said: This is good info. Might give it a shot next time I am in a casino. It's slow and dull and if you flat bet you'll make or lose very little, the problem is when I go to vegas I'm on a mission, I want to gamble fast, drink fast, get lots of outcomes. Pai gow is only for perhaps nursing your money if you're getting killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 9 minutes ago, rdalert447 said: This is good info. Might give it a shot next time I am in a casino. You can also play SIGMA DERBY for a quarter at a time and snare 6-10 drinks an hour.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 8 hours ago, Axl Rose 2020 said: Three card poker hands Top two plus dealer 1 Illinois, suited 3 of a kind 270-1 Nevada, if you can find it, 50-1 Illinois Straight Flush 180-1 Nevada, if you can find it, 30-1 Pathetic in every way possible LOL. So you weren't even talking about blackjack. You were talking about sucker side bets. Holy fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, mikeman said: It's slow and dull and if you flat bet you'll make or lose very little, the problem is when I go to vegas I'm on a mission, I want to gamble fast, drink fast, get lots of outcomes. Pai gow is only for perhaps nursing your money if you're getting killed. some places were $25 or even $50 minimum still a ton of variance where you can easily lose a bunch of hands in a row and be down $400 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 1 minute ago, FISHHEAD said: You can also play SIGMA DERBY for a quarter at a time and snare 6-10 drinks an hour.? or a 5 cent blackjack machine if you're really broke lolol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 Just now, milwaukee mike said: or a 5 cent blackjack machine if you're really broke lolol exactly, if one were solely committed to snaring free drinks, no problem in vegas. I see a really well dressed guy at SouthPoint, he plays keno a quarter at a time every 2-3 minutes for an hour or two a day..........snares about 14 shots and a couple beers. I have a very good angle on him from my favorite machine at SP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Landers Posted August 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 9 hours ago, BAUS said: Are those side bets? Or they just offer those extras as part of normal play? BAUS Side bets that aren't offered and if they are, they're paid off at SIGNIFICANTLY lower odds than illinois. The game is the game everywhere, except with the piece of shit Vegas casinos who payout at 6/5 vs 3/2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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