Miley Cyrus Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 Taylor Rogers is FILTHY today, folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 Sit your bitch ass down, Shawn Kelley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 Sittin on the light rail and I gotta shit so fucking bad. 4 more stops then a half mile walk. Hang in there, Miley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Sittin on the light rail and I gotta shit so fucking bad. 4 more stops then a half mile walk. Hang in there, Miley! Did you make it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Damn that’s a bad spot to be in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Did you make it? Never a doubt. Took 2 flushes though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Nothing worse than almost shitting your pants in public. You finally make it to a public restroom in time and all the stalls are taken. No bueno. I once offered the first guy out $5. Is was that or take a shit in the sink. He gladly accepted the $5 after it took him 3 more minutes. He looked like a junkie and was probable shooting up in the stall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomorrow's Newspaper Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Nothing worse than almost shitting your pants in public. You finally make it to a public restroom in time and all the stalls are taken. No bueno. I once offered the first guy out $5. Is was that or take a shit in the sink. He gladly accepted the $5 after it took him 3 more minutes. He looked like a junkie and was probable shooting up in the stall. wouldn't actually shitting your pants be worse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 wouldn't actually shitting your pants be worse? IDK. It hasn't happened yet. But I would imagine it might be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 wouldn't actually shitting your pants be worse?True story - Bout a 45 minute ride from Downtown Minneapolis to my joint, Feel my stomach rumbling bout 20 minutes before the next departure from Downtown, which was at about 12:30 in the morning. Make it about half way home, but couldn't hold it any longer, so got off at a familiar stop and just unloaded next to a tree. Always try and carry a couple of Immodium with me whenever now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 True story - Bout a 45 minute ride from Downtown Minneapolis to my joint, Feel my stomach rumbling bout 20 minutes before the next departure from Downtown, which was at about 12:30 in the morning. Make it about half way home, but couldn't hold it any longer, so got off at a familiar stop and just unloaded next to a tree. Always try and carry a couple of Immodium with me whenever now. Ive unloaded on the side of the road on road trips a couple times. Like I'm gonna do that in my car? Right. I always have extra napkins in the car just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Last time was a few months ago on the way to Vegas. About 20 miles from the AZ/NV border. Could no longer hold it. Not much vegetation so nowhere to hide. Open both the passenger side doors and squat in-between. Nice little shelter from oncoming traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Last time was a few months ago on the way to Vegas. About 20 miles from the AZ/NV border. Could no longer hold it. Not much vegetation so nowhere to hide. Open both the passenger side doors and squat in-between. Nice little shelter from oncoming traffic. Classy, very classy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Last time was a few months ago on the way to Vegas. About 20 miles from the AZ/NV border. Could no longer hold it. Not much vegetation so nowhere to hide. Open both the passenger side doors and squat in-between. Nice little shelter from oncoming traffic. Did the thought of using a public shitter ever occur to you? Or were you in the middle of nowhere? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Did the thought of using a public shitter ever occur to you? Or were you in the middle of nowhere? Middle of nowhere bro. At least 30 minutes from a shitter in Boulder City, NV. Couldn't hold it any longer. You think I would just shit on the side of the road because I was getting a little uncomfortable? I was in hell for a good 15 minutes leading up to that. To say it was an explosion out of my ass would be an understatement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Last time was a few months ago on the way to Vegas. About 20 miles from the AZ/NV border. Could no longer hold it. Not much vegetation so nowhere to hide. Open both the passenger side doors and squat in-between. Nice little shelter from oncoming traffic. Shouldn't have opened this thread. Forget NotSafeForWork........Not Safe For Sanity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Imagine driving down the highway and seeing some poor sap taking a dump on the side of the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Shouldn't have opened this thread. Forget NotSafeForWork........Not Safe For Sanity!Triggering some flashbacks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Triggering some flashbacks? No comme--- Hold up gotta go take care of something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 No other alternative. Shit your pants or pull over. I'm sure the sane ones would do what I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 No other alternative. Shit your pants or pull over. I'm sure the sane ones would do what I did. Were you able to wipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Were you able to wipe? Of course. I always carry a shit ton of napkins in the console. Just in case. My insides are sometimes unpredictable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Of course. I always carry a shit ton of napkins in the console. Just in case. My insides are sometimes unpredictable. You mean you dont have a roll of toilet paper on the dash, or perhaps in the back window? That's the way the pro's do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomorrow's Newspaper Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Imagine driving down the highway and seeing some poor sap taking a dump on the side of the road? its what the tourist do in San Francisco nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 You mean you dont have a roll of toilet paper on the dash, or perhaps in the back window? That's the way the pro's do it. Kleenex box in the glove compartment. Don't want to waste those on a quick shit and wipe though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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