The X Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 Pardon my ignorance, but WTF is potted meat?Yes. Educate us on potted meats. And spaghetti soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 Yes. Educate us on potted meats. And spaghetti soup.You dont like my reheated spaghetti? It was quite good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 You definitely got some "Silence of the lambs" shit going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 We need agent Starling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 You definitely got some "Silence of the lambs" shit going on.Sir, that is uncalled for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 House obsessed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downsouth Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 You dont like my reheated spaghetti? It was quite good.The spaghettis fine I guess, looks like spaghettiOs or some other cheap shit. But the potted meat looks like wet dog food. I get it you live poor/cheap but thats pretty rough man. Even by poor people standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bfo Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 The worst part is they don’t even identify what it really is. Beef? Chicken entrails? Some kind of Spam byproduct? It’s troubling they just call it “Meat”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 The spaghettis fine I guess, looks like spaghettiOs or some other cheap shit. But the potted meat looks like wet dog food. I get it you live poor/cheap but thats pretty rough man. Even by poor people standards.Try some, it's not bad. the spaghetti was good but i had more left over sauce than spaghetti, so it was a tad saucy. i had to buy cat food today so I thought I'd splurge on the potted meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 The worst part is they don’t even identify what it really is. Beef? Chicken entrails? Some kind of Spam byproduct? It’s troubling they just call it “Meat”.The best way to describe it would be pulverized, slightly wetted spam. It spreads just like butter(when room temp). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mikeman Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 here's one review from a critic.Of all the cheap canned pseudo-foods out there, the one that undoubtably resides on the very lowest rung of the ladder is Potted Meat (which was once upon a time called "Potted Meat Food Product.") I remember having bought it once long ago and being severely underwhelmed. Most of the time when I find Potted Meat, it's either Libby or Armour brand, and stocked on the shelves next to the Vienna Sausage. But at Dollar Tree, the Potted Meat has it's very own shelf, and different brands are sold side by side. And that's how I found Brunswick Potted Meat With Crackers. How cool! It's just like having an entire lunch in one convenient package! Because the Brunswick kit came with Bryan Potted Meat, a brand I had never tried before, I also picked up a can of Armour Potted Meat so i could do a side by side comparison.The primary ingredients of Potted Meat these days are mechanically separated chicken, beef tripe, and salt. There are traces of seasonings and spices as well. "Mechanically separated chicken" is a meat product which celebrates the triumph of technology over nature. Chicken carcasses and bones which are left over from normal processing are forced through a sieve under high pressure, removing every last bit of meat from them. This makes the final product very finely ground and paste-like. The Brunswick lunch pack comes with a small Mylar packet containing five nondescript round crackers, a tiny plastic spoon/spreader for the Potted Meat, and the can of Bryan Potted Meat. There are a couple problems with this setup. First, five crackers are a totally stingy portion. Even with the Potted Meat heaped generously upon them, I still ran out of crackers long before running out of Potted Meat. And trust me, having enough crackers is critical to the enjoyment of this product. The texture of the Potted Meat is pretty horrendous. It's a slippery paste with a slightly granular feel (thanks to the tripe) with nothing to sink your teeth into. Putting it on a crispy cracker gives it a more pleasing texture along with a satisfying crunch. And when the crackers run out, it's a lot harder to be enthusiastic about eating a can of saltyAs for the flavor - well, if you've ever eaten a Vienna Sausage or some cheap bologna, you kind of know what Potted Meat tastes like. But not really because the flavor of the beef tripe really does stand out against the bland "white slime" chicken. And above all else, there's the salt: the choking, throat-parching salt - enough, it seems, to cause cardiac arrest. Clearly, Potted Meat is virtually inedible on its own. And yet, there has to be a market for it - Armour wouldn't be producing so many cans of it if no one were buying the stuff. Perhaps people are creating some of the various snackular dishes that Armour suggests on their website. Things like: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 House obsessed Never made me puke at work or land me in the hospital though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 How about you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 No worrying about what strangers do on the Internet never landed me in the hospital or made me sick Don’t feel the need to tell any of these guys I think I’m better than them at every thing they do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 No, excessive partying did. You should cheer up though. You’re damaged goods. 4th quarter clock is running, no time to be a Debbie downer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 And yeah when swigger pokes at my poverty bets, he’ll be let known he lives a poverty life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 No, excessive partying did. You should cheer up though. You’re damaged goods. 4th quarter clock is running, no time to be a Debbie downer.It did? You sure? I mean you would know more than me. Or was it just some weird thing that I was born with that finally surfaced when I got older? Let me know chief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Tick tick tick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 You would know with all the files you keep on strange Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Never an addict though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yanks Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Just a racist know it all binge drinking creep who is obsessed with strangers he will never meet Gotchya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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housepicks Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Better a racist than a drunken child. Whatever the outcome is doesn’t matter. I’m still gonna do me. Who cares if I die army 35 45 65 or 95.. gonna live the way I want. Only reason o ended up in hospital is cuz I passed out at my fathers. And he’s on my ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 The opinion of those who leave the hospital and go to the bar are valued high amongst the obsessed racists who drink hard once a week. Had to get blood taken. Bar was next to the lab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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