Teddy kgb Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 23 minutes ago, MonkeyF0cker said: Wrong as always, retard. I know because I coded the bots to do it, dumbfuck. That’s impressive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 1 hour ago, MonkeyF0cker said: Wrong as always, retard. I know because I coded the bots to do it, dumbfuck. "coded the bots"? Dream On, Dummfukk... You probably can barely log onto the Internet... And, Now you expect people to believe that a Dumb Motherfukking Computer-Illiterate Piece of Shit like You (who needs a calculator to add 1+1) was "coding"? Dream On Fukk... Here are things a Quadrillion Times more believable than your bullshit claim of "I coded the bots": I just cashed a Trillion Dollar Lottery Winner.. I Fukked Margot Robbie and Jessica Chastain 20 Times today in 3-Ways... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted December 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 28 minutes ago, El Chapo2017 said: "coded the bots"? Dream On, Dummfukk... You probably can barely log onto the Internet... And, Now you expect people to believe that a Dumb Motherfukking Computer-Illiterate Piece of Shit like You (who needs a calculator to add 1+1) was "coding"? Dream On Fukk... Here are things a Quadrillion Times more believable than your bullshit claim of "I coded the bots": I just cashed a Trillion Dollar Lottery Winner.. I Fukked Margot Robbie and Jessica Chastain 20 Times today in 3-Ways... Yeah. I probably didn't code this video poker trainer just for me either. I probably didn't work out all of the math for over 2 million combinations by myself and create an algorithm to calculate the optimum holds (along with the returns for all other hold possibilities) in one CPU cycle. I'm a pretty terrible coder obviously. And you're really sharp. I can see why you lose 90% of your plays posted before the games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 Congrats on this classic multiplatty, Monkey!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted December 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 Just now, joeybagadonuts said: Congrats on this classic multiplatty, Monkey!!!! Thanks, brother! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 Monkey we need to talk... I'm looking for something to optimize buying and selling pre and post dividend issuances. Software to weed out post dividend dips that plague some, but not all stocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted December 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Monkey we need to talk... I'm looking for something to optimize buying and selling pre and post dividend issuances. Software to weed out post dividend dips that plague some, but not all stocks. There's software out there that will help you do that already. Otherwise, you'd need to build databases with all of the opening and/or closing prices (at a minimum) and build a UI to pull that data. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted December 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 I'll talk to my brother and see what he recommends these days. He's the risk manager of a big hedge fund so he'd be more in tune with what's best and affordable at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 Excellent. Ideally, buying a stock shortly before the ex-dividend date, then collecting the dividend and selling the stock soon after. The goal being the value of the dividend being greater than the loss on the dipped stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 12 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Excellent. Ideally, buying a stock shortly before the ex-dividend date, then collecting the dividend and selling the stock soon after. The goal being the value of the dividend being greater than the loss on the dipped stock. Great strategy... It is always good to take advantage of all the tools in the toolbox to maximize gains... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 6 minutes ago, El Chapo2017 said: Great strategy... It is always good to take advantage of all the tools in the toolbox to maximize gains... Seeking Alpha has some great information on dividend dips. Now to exploit them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 32 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Seeking Alpha has some great information on dividend dips. Now to exploit them... Very cool... https://seekingalpha.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted December 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 My brother basically said it’s not worth the effort. The dividend is priced into the stock. He said to take a look at low volatility utility stocks and their ex-dividend prices. In other words, look at the closing price the day the dividend is paid and the next day’s opening price. The stock will open almost precisely at the previous close minus the dividend. There are too many hedge funds already pricing things like that in. You won’t find an edge. You’re basically left gambling on the intrinsic value of the stock. Where you’ll see deviation is in higher volatility stocks but you’re left playing the stock and not getting any value out of the dividend. The only real play with dividends is buy and hold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 Thanks for speaking with your brother. When Schwab finishes their takeover of TD Ameritrade I can buy micro slices and goof around. I know some stocks recover quicker from the dividend dip and I think there's a sweet spot of about 7-14 days after the payout that one may be able to steal the dividend and dump the stock for a small profit. If that sweet spot exisits in factual reality. On my long term holdings I always reinvest the dividends. I ran some back testing with paper money on TD's Think or Swim platform but my results are all over the place. That platform is like using Excel for Experts to me. I'm a word guy, numbers take more effort.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Thanks for speaking with your brother. When Schwab finishes their takeover of TD Ameritrade I can buy micro slices and goof around. I know some stocks recover quicker from the dividend dip and I think there's a sweet spot of about 7-14 days after the payout that one may be able to steal the dividend and dump the stock for a small profit. If that sweet spot exisits in factual reality. On my long term holdings I always reinvest the dividends. I ran some back testing with paper money on TD's Think or Swim platform but my results are all over the place. That platform is like using Excel for Experts to me. I'm a word guy, numbers take more effort.... Ya no chance of finding inefficiencies im something like this pal. It’s the same as thinking you beat the NFL. There’s too many “sharps” (hedge fund fucks) who have unlimited resources and automated programs to literally exploit any inefficiencies long before you’d have a chance. The stock market is the most rigged casino on earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 7 hours ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Excellent. Ideally, buying a stock shortly before the ex-dividend date, then collecting the dividend and selling the stock soon after. The goal being the value of the dividend being greater than the loss on the dipped stock. I've done that, sometimes you can sell 1-2 days after the div and get it all back(pus the divy), sometimes i've waited months, then if you waited 2months or so you're now in the spot of thinking about the next dividend...I may as well wait till the next one to sell. The bottom line is it's no fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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