D-Hustle Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 kinger is gonna leave vegas with a broken heart and a sore bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Fun thread. Does seem like you only went to Vegas so you can make videos, but hey, gotta entertain the crowd here! But duuuuude, getting taken like that at a Strip club? Yikes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Did you eat McDonald’s for both lunch and dinner ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Did you eat McDonald’s for both lunch and dinner ?No, I get extra ice before I leave... make it last more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Sad. So is your watermelon head, you modafucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Maybe he's trying to make this the worst trip possible so that it's memorable for something. I see you workin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 KR, go down to the Venetian and play some 1-2 or 2-5 pal. Beautiful room . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 KR, go down to the Venetian and play some 1-2 or 2-5 pal. Beautiful room .I only play high stakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 I only play high stakes. You mean you only get taken dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 I spent last night with titties in my face while 95% of you jerked off watching porn on your virus-infected computers. I'll be OK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Should've gotten one of them to do a TGF shoutout. That'd have been worth the 400! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Honestly, just wow. Seriously,I feel sad following this thread. I have to work tomorrow night late but am going out after work tonight (around 8). If you and/or SportsJ want to meet up, I can give you a nice bar/microbrew tour. If not, I'll just go to my usual VP hangout and drink IPAs and power post when I get drunk later. I can't imagine based on what I've seen you have better plans though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downsouth Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 So, then this Asian girl comes up to me like 10-15 minutes later. Sits on my lap and asks me where I'm from, what do I do, etc. She feels me up and says I'm hard as a rock all over. Told me that we should go to the private room and that'd she'd take my shirt off. I said, "No, no. You don't want to see That! I'd rather see you, baby." I told her maybe later... with no intention of actually doing it. Slim was looking at me trying to tell me not to do it, and told me he'd get the hottest girls in there to give me a $20 dance instead. This fucker gets up to go to the restroom and to find the girls he knows. In the meantime, this Asian broad is sitting next to me and saying I'm one of the best looking guys she's seen there and she's been there 7 months. She starts rubbing my cock, asking if I was ready to squirt. I replied, "Are you going to make me?She said let's go back there, only $100 and you don't have to buy any drinks if you take your drink with you. Says she'll give me some hand action but that I can't go telling anyone or she'll get in trouble. So, I got up and start walking with her... meanwhile Slim is on the way back with some girl and he's looking at me like I'm a fuckin' maniac. I told him I'd be right back. Before we get to the private room, she said I had to tip the door guy there $20 so that he'd let "things slide." Gave him the money. And I gave the stripper the $100. We sit down, and this waitress says I have to order two drinks. I said, "But I already have one." The Asian stripper was like, "Oh, yeah. I forgot the new rule is two drinks are required, no exceptions." I should've got up and walked away, but like an idiot, I didn't. Plus, they already had $120 from me. So there went another $50. Asian girl then starts letting me suck her small tits, and she put her head around my groin area and was acting like she was giving me a hummer. She rubbed me good and so on, but that was it. I said, "No hand?" She said, "Oh, you want me to rub it more?" I said, "Yeah, can I pop it out?" She yells, "NO! You'll get kicked out." I was like WTF?? Two-and-a-half songs and the broad kicked me out, basically. Got back and Slim was pissed at me. Is there a link for the gofundme page. I feel bad and want to donate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Slim, any validity to these stories? Yes. But he hasn't mentioned that he told most of the girls that he had never been to the club and did not go to strip clubs often.Rookie mistake since they will try to con you even more. Guy got like 2.5 songs in the VIP from the Nicaraguan girl paying $150 basically. Paid more and got shorted on time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDoberman Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Slice of pizza ny/ny food courtBurger at shake shack or Tom's urban.Buffet at ExcaliburTaco Bell cantina at planet HollywoodChili's at Hawaiian marketplaceGallagher's steakhouse comped by GeorgeLaMb chops at midnight casa comped by fissshead That's what queens itinerary looks like, then he'll come back and say Vegas wasntl that So far pretty close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Why go all the way to Vegas when you can get robbed at a strip club back in Phoenix? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Tell FH to train his fucking dog so it doesn't pull on the leash. Jeez. Why would you have to go take the dog for 3 hours? I've left my dog at home for 14 hours before without a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Tell FH to train his fucking dog so it doesn't pull on the leash. Jeez. Why would you have to go take the dog for 3 hours? I've left my dog at home for 14 hours before without a problem.No idea. I didn't ask. Dog is wild, though. Way too hyper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Honestly, just wow. Seriously,I feel sad following this thread. I have to work tomorrow night late but am going out after work tonight (around 8). If you and/or SportsJ want to meet up, I can give you a nice bar/microbrew tour. If not, I'll just go to my usual VP hangout and drink IPAs and power post when I get drunk later. I can't imagine based on what I've seen you have better plans though.The absolute saddest was eating room service food on his 1st night in vegas. Hadn't had a drink, hadn't lost a buck...and he decided to stay in and eat a club sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 A lot of life experts in here. Bunch of degenerate fucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Kinger needs a gofundme so he can learn life lessons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealSlimShady Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Kinger needs a gofundme so he can learn life lessons. Set one up for him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted March 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Kinger needs a gofundme so he can learn life lessons.You need a GoFundMe to get a head transplant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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