MonkeyF0cker Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 A big fat bag of hot fast food gas and air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted May 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 Tilt alert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweeper Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 thread is trending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 Tilt alert. You can't tilt someone that already thinks you're nothing to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted May 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 thread is trendingHouser could probably fit 300 people under that tent if they were Monkey's size. I get it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted May 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 You can't tilt someone that already thinks you're nothing to begin with.Tilt in full effect. All because he has no clue what Unsweetened Iced Tea is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kovacsbar Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 I only have 2100 calories a day.Guy you better learn to eat before you start counting calories. That shit ain't but T Fat, bad carbs and no dietary fibre. You may lose some weight but none of it from your midriff. And ANY unburned will go right above your belt. You better lower your insulin level, eating garbage you won't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 This shit is sad. It's been fun. Bye, KR. Pay me when the MLB contest is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kovacsbar Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 Well that's a wrap. We may be back tomorrow. Maybe not. Sinker has left the chitterie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted May 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 I can see Monkey at a Starbucks drive-thru now...MF: Can I have an Unsweetend Iced Tea, please?Starbucks: Sir? We can't hear you. Can you please stick your head up higher? Your door is blocking the sound of your voice.MF: Are you fuckin' stupid? UNSWEETENED ICED TEAStarbucks: Oh, yes. What size?MF: THE BIG ONE!Starbucks: Trenta?MF: NO, TALL!Starbucks: You said the big one.MF: EVERYTHING IS BIG IN MY HANDS. AND NO ASPARTAME IN MY UNSWEETENED ICED TEA!Starbucks: Yes, we don't put Aspartame in our UNSWEETENED Iced Tea, sir.MF: Are you stupid? Yes, you do. All unsweetened iced tea contains Aspartame.Starbucks: Pull forward..MF: No clue what you're talking about.Starbucks: Pull forward, please.MF: That's why you make coffee for a living.Starbucks: Sir, we can't hear you. Pull forward.MF: Fat ass.Starbucks: (talking in background) I think we have a kid pulling a prank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 I’m one inch shorter than you and I’d win the -40 lb bet vs you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadTiger Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 I can see Monkey at a Starbucks drive-thru now... MF: Can I have an Unsweetend Iced Tea, please? Starbucks: Sir? We can't hear you. Can you please stick your head up higher? Your door is blocking the sound of your voice. MF: Are you fuckin' stupid? UNSWEETENED ICED TEA Starbucks: Oh, yes. What size? MF: THE BIG ONE! Starbucks: Trenta? MF: NO, TALL! Starbucks: You said the big one. MF: EVERYTHING IS BIG IN MY HANDS. AND NO ASPARTAME IN MY UNSWEETENED ICED TEA! Starbucks: Yes, we don't put Aspartame in our UNSWEETENED Iced Tea, sir. MF: Are you stupid? Yes, you do. All unsweetened iced tea contains Aspartame. Starbucks: Pull forward.. MF: No clue what you're talking about. Starbucks: Pull forward, please. MF: That's why you make coffee for a living. Starbucks: Sir, we can't hear you. Pull forward. MF: Fat ass. Starbucks: (talking in background) I think we have a kid pulling a prank. Top 5 skit mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Aristatel Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 At the age of 35+, gotta start considering sodium and other garbage like additives and processed shit. It’s not strictly the calories as you get older. It’s much more than that. Quality calories is what it’s about. I’ve always read it and known it. But when you hit 40, gotta live it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajt Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 I can see Monkey at a Starbucks drive-thru now... MF: Can I have an Unsweetend Iced Tea, please? Starbucks: Sir? We can't hear you. Can you please stick your head up higher? Your door is blocking the sound of your voice. MF: Are you fuckin' stupid? UNSWEETENED ICED TEA Starbucks: Oh, yes. What size? MF: THE BIG ONE! Starbucks: Trenta? MF: NO, TALL! Starbucks: You said the big one. MF: EVERYTHING IS BIG IN MY HANDS. AND NO ASPARTAME IN MY UNSWEETENED ICED TEA! Starbucks: Yes, we don't put Aspartame in our UNSWEETENED Iced Tea, sir. MF: Are you stupid? Yes, you do. All unsweetened iced tea contains Aspartame. Starbucks: Pull forward.. MF: No clue what you're talking about. Starbucks: Pull forward, please. MF: That's why you make coffee for a living. Starbucks: Sir, we can't hear you. Pull forward. MF: Fat ass. Starbucks: (talking in background) I think we have a kid pulling a prank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRevolver Posted May 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 At the age of 35+, gotta start considering sodium and other garbage like additives and processed shit. It’s not strictly the calories as you get older. It’s much more than that. Quality calories is what it’s about. I’ve always read it and known it. But when you hit 40, gotta live it. Very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 Kinger dips his fries in Aspartame ketchup he said it make the fries become fat free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 Kinger dips his fries in Aspartame ketchup he said it make the fries become fat free. All this arguing, yet Hoops wins the thread right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deemer Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 Kinger tilted MF lmao And he left, great news here fellas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deemer Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 Another example of MF being incorrect and never admitting it. Like when he told me fitzgerald always played slot for Az cards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deemer Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 And he told me AZ Cards won Super Bowls lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 Arthur Treacher's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rito Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 I only have 2100 calories a day. I eat way more than that and weigh 170lbs. and it won't budge. Don't eat fast food. I do spend $300/month at starbucks though, so maybe I have a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 Wow, Monkey destroyed so bad in here he quit the forum. Kinger can tilt them like no other. Hard to believe Monkey could have ever been good at Poker getting tilted so easily. Hit the showers, Monkey, and come back fresh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downsouth Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 I bet Monkey weighs more than me. Definitely shorter.No way he weighs more. Been several years but last time i saw him he was like 5'2 to 5'4 and weighed maybe a buck forty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 No way he weighs more. Been several years but last time i saw him he was like 5'2 to 5'4 and weighed maybe a buck forty.Guess we will need another residential know it allI would say they would be awfully big shoes to fill but even at 5’4”,Monkey must only wear a size 6Think Kinger delivered the death blow when he said Monkey shops in the children’s department RIP Monkey Say hi to Teddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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