Reno Marty Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 You walk past couple after couple and realize what the median American looks like, and worse, what the median American goes to bed with. Vegas is also the world capital of waiting in line. Waiting at the airport, waiting for a taxi or shuttle for rental car, waiting for a seat at a restaurant even though it's half empty, waiting for bartender to come over. Come to Reno, expecting a resurgence here to bring back the once great Reno - Las Vegas rivalry. Reno Marty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChrisHarvard Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 That's a neat avatar. I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Why do you spend any thought on what the median American goes to bed with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBill365 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 You walk past couple after couple and realize what the median American looks like' date='[/b'] and worse, what the median American goes to bed with. Reno Marty wat do they look like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 wat do they look like? [ATTACH=CONFIG]n98077[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChrisHarvard Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 I didn't really give a second thought to his median america comment... but you guys have a point. That was indeed a very vague statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno Marty Posted March 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Median American is 5'9, 35lbs overweight, erectile difficulties before age 27, 0.34 probability of a soda in one hand or the other, 0.80 probability of that soda being from a fast food joint conditional on subject having said soda in hand, and finally, a t-shirt with a bad pun on it. The dead giveaway of the median American is talking about wanting to visit all 50 states but no desire to apply for a passport. Remember, median, not bottom quartile. I won't go there. Reno Marty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timely Hitting Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Why would you need a passport to visit any state? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Man Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 So you can tell an American has erectile dysfunction when you walk past? Talent or experience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno Marty Posted March 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Case in point. The median American is not that bright either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChrisHarvard Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 So you can tell an American has erectile dysfunction when you walk past? Talent or experience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChrisHarvard Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Median American is 5'9' date=' 35lbs overweight, erectile difficulties before age 27, 0.34 probability of a soda in one hand or the other, 0.80 probability of that soda being from a fast food joint conditional on subject having said soda in hand, and finally, [b']a t-shirt with a bad pun on it.[/b] The dead giveaway of the median American is talking about wanting to visit all 50 states but no desire to apply for a passport. Does it say "BJ upton"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Have another craft beer Marty ........ Marty visits Vegas 3.5 days a year and wants to write a travel guide on Vegas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Reno is literally one of the worst cities in the US Sorry Mathy, but it's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBill365 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 I dont exactly disagree about the average american its actually pretty sickening the selfishness most americans show on a daily bases most are selfish pricks that wouldnt help anyone other then themselfs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escambo Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Median American is 5'9, 35lbs overweight, erectile difficulties before age 27, 0.34 probability of a soda in one hand or the other, 0.80 probability of that soda being from a fast food joint conditional on subject having said soda in hand, and finally, a t-shirt with a bad pun on it. The dead giveaway of the median American is talking about wanting to visit all 50 states but no desire to apply for a passport. Remember, median, not bottom quartile. I won't go there. Reno Marty So, you're disappointed that fatties under 27, wearing AC/DC t shirts can't get it up when you put your mouth on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 So, you're disappointed that fatties under 27, wearing AC/DC t shirts can't get it up when you put your mouth on it? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StayGolden Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Marty strikes me as a lonely guy, who likely has a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 Had dinner with Reno Marty this evening.......thanks for the spaghetti festival entree and the Chile red wine sir, you're way to generous. -FH- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifty cint Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 Fish how much do you think those look-alike dudes downtown make?They are actually pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 Fish how much do you think those look-alike dudes downtown make?They are actually pretty funny $200-$300 Some more, some less, depending on the gig, hours worked, etc., etc. The magician in front of the nugget has quite a few $400+ days I'm certain........... Know and talk to many, never discuss financials with any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 One of the hangover guys with the animatronic baby and monkey claims to make $200k + a year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 BigDaddy could work Fremont 3-4 hours a day on Fremont only wearing a diaper and make a damn good living!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 Doctor evil in the scooter in front of PH is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno Marty Posted March 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 Reno is all business and degeneracy. No time for clowns and spacesuits. Tremendous dinner with Fishhead last night at unnamed location. Fishhead forget to mention that said restaurant holds a Corbin Room. Up until now most were only aware of the Corbin Room located at the Silverton. How many Corbin Rooms are there total in Vegas? Forum posters bewildered as usual. Reno Marty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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