spankie Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 I wonder how the software knows if you're going to call, raise, fold, etc. and then program the other players cards based on those predictions. That is some sophisticated shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 I wonder how the software knows if you're going to call, raise, fold, etc. and then program the other players cards based on those predictions. That is some sophisticated shit. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE PROGRAMMERS WORLD!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian Rocket Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Ruskie, log off for the day, pal.You are honestly the dumbest poster on this site if you truly believe what you're typing. Pre-programmed? :laugh :laugh Never change, seriously, promise us you silly commie. I won't change...joye...I promise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Programming is over my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian Rocket Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 I wonder how the software knows if you're going to call, raise, fold, etc. and then program the other players cards based on those predictions. That is some sophisticated shit. Spankie when you start to write the code....call me- I wanna see that Buy Joey an icecream from me when you start to crack that Java thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GusGreenbaum Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Damn. I thought when I was winning MTTs with 2000+ runners on FTP and Stars it had something to do with my game, but I'm not from Russia or a computer programmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 <html> <br> <poker> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian Rocket Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Damn. I thought when I was winning MTTs with 2000+ runners on FTP and Stars it had something to do with my game, but I'm not from Russia or a computer programmer.how did you end up on this site? ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian Rocket Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 <html> <br> <poker> beast mode activated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monitor-Tan Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 fucking world war 3 starting on the forums... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian Rocket Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 fucking world war 3 starting on the forums...Get some Tanner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Nice! Just spoke to some commie programmers out of Belarus, they agreed to sell me the POKER STARS BOOM SWITCH CODE for the low low price of 2m rubles! Excited to start printing money. Salud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deemer Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 What are odds on PO cashing ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian Rocket Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 yes, clearly i am the one who does not understand. when it comes to technology almost as good as "preprogrammed" and the "programmed world vs the real world." keep it coming, this shit is gold.prove me wrong...take Joey slag-pussy to tag along tell me something that you know about coding...high tech shit I'm all ears clown....spending my time on your sorry ass....talk to me- you have 15 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timely Hitting Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 prove me wrong...take Joey to tag along tell me something that you know about coding...high tech shit I'm all ears clown....spending my time on your sorry ass....talk to me- you have 15 minuteshuh? are you on drugs or medicated right now? i certainly wouldn't consider java "advanced" coding. C++ and Java are much easier than assembly and machine language (which I know nothing of). If you think you are some advanced coder because you can write Java, C++ and HTML then you're even more entertaining than I thought initially. I built a site in college using java and html almost exclusively. I wouldn't consider myself a programmer in the modern sense of the word. programmers today know a lot more than I do, and none of them would argue that poker software is rigged. I have over a 50 millions hand of sample to disprove your rigged argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 BEEP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian Rocket Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 huh? are you on drugs or medicated right now? i certainly wouldn't consider java "advanced" coding. C++ and Java are much easier than assembly and machine language (which I know nothing of). If you think you are some advanced coder because you can write Java, C++ and HTML then you're even more entertaining than I thought initially. I built a site in college using java and html almost exclusively. I wouldn't consider myself a programmer in the modern sense of the word.bro...don't post this anywhere again on the net--- it's embarrassing..... you're a fkn troll...you will get served...best of luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 huh? are you on drugs or medicated right now? i certainly wouldn't consider java "advanced" coding. C++ and Java are much easier than assembly and machine language (which I know nothing of). If you think you are some advanced coder because you can write Java, C++ and HTML then you're even more entertaining than I thought initially. I built a site in college using java and html almost exclusively. I wouldn't consider myself a programmer in the modern sense of the word. programmers today know a lot more than I do, and none of them would argue that poker software is rigged. I have over a 50 millions hand of sample to disprove your rigged argument.You don't even get it!! Programming bro. End of story. теряться Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timely Hitting Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 bro...don't post this anywhere again on the net--- it's embarrassing..... you're a fkn troll...you will get served...best of luckdon't post that java and C++ aren't advanced coding languages? ok. sorry if someone made you feel like you had a unique ability. i'll stop posting facts as they clearly hurt your head. i can't believe i wasted this much time going back and forth with you. amazes me how wrong people can be while speaking as a knowledgeable person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian Rocket Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 You don't even get it!! Programming bro. End of story. терятьсяyou try to sound like you know what time it is...something tells me that you just that slow-mo who likes to repeat shit over and over again that he saw online :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 My credentials include, but are not limited to C/C++, perl, shell scripting, sql, ruby, python, php, APL, Batch, Cesil, Ch, Delphi, Visual J++, VHDL, .NET, X++, XBL, TeX, TXL, Pascal, SAS, QPL, PIKT, PostScript, MSL, Nial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 What are odds on PO cashing ? i believe he had today off. which is weird but thats what he said my guess is he will start tomorrow and will have to get pretty lucky to stay alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timely Hitting Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 My credentials include, but are not limited to C/C++, perl, shell scripting, sql, ruby, python, php, APL, Batch, Cesil, Ch, Delphi, Visual J++, VHDL, .NET, X++, XBL, TeX, TXL, Pascal, SAS, QPL, PIKT, PostScript, MSL, Nial. spanky, could you please rate your experiences in terms of difficulty in order from easiest to hardest. Knowing C++ makes Java a hell of a lot easier. learning all of those is like learning foreign languages. i suck at that. wish i would have pushed a little harder in that field though; lots of high high paying jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Ruskie please explain to us morons how poker is "preprogrammed" and how you've made billions knowing this. Thanks comrade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankie Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 APL is a bitch. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/APL_(programming_language) Ruby & python are great for the beginner. C & Java too. I don't like programming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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