El Chapo2017 Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 These maskers looking at you with complete disdain for not wearing one. Fuck off maskersMasker Baiters: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 I choked on an Ecstasy Pill and everybody thought Dat I had Da Virus... Those Dearborn Girls have No Real Talent beyond Cocaine-Fueled Depraved Sex ... So, Pucci Gimme Da Heimlich. So, all good...: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted May 10, 2020 Report Share Posted May 10, 2020 I get suckered in to buying strawberries every time.....they look so good in the produce section and they are good, but how many can you eat before they expire? Like 3? And they ain’t cheap either...$3.99 a lb so I’m pretty much paying a dollar a berry before the rest go in the trash can.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatboatboat Posted May 10, 2020 Report Share Posted May 10, 2020 I get suckered in to buying strawberries every time.....they look so good in the produce section and they are good, but how many can you eat before they expire? Like 3? And they ain’t cheap either...$3.99 a lb so I’m pretty much paying a dollar a berry before the rest go in the trash can....freeze them whole use as ice in summer cocktails around the pool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasson621 Posted May 10, 2020 Report Share Posted May 10, 2020 I get suckered in to buying strawberries every time.....they look so good in the produce section and they are good, but how many can you eat before they expire? Like 3? And they ain’t cheap either...$3.99 a lb so I’m pretty much paying a dollar a berry before the rest go in the trash can....Get them from the stands only(usually Thacker in your area), the grocery stores always suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted May 10, 2020 Report Share Posted May 10, 2020 Wife over-buys at the supermarket every week. She can’t figure out that if we are tossing a half pound of roast beef and turkey in the trash each week, we should be scaling down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasson621 Posted May 10, 2020 Report Share Posted May 10, 2020 Wife over-buys at the supermarket every week. She can’t figure out that if we are tossing a half pound of roast beef and turkey in the trash each week, we should be scaling down.Us ketoers don't have that problem, if we suspect the deli meats are getting too ripe we roll them all up together like a Cuban cigar and eat it like a taquito. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted May 10, 2020 Report Share Posted May 10, 2020 Lollll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatboatboat Posted May 10, 2020 Report Share Posted May 10, 2020 Wife over-buys at the supermarket every week. She can’t figure out that if we are tossing a half pound of roast beef and turkey in the trash each week, we should be scaling down.I just saw the size of your carry out order pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdalert447 Posted May 10, 2020 Report Share Posted May 10, 2020 I was disappointed with the size of the order. It was billed as a Mother’s Day dinner for four. $80 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadTiger Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 A sportsbook turned off my ability to parlay fixed-odds horse racing. I didn't win the bet, but I guess exposing them to a live 5,500-to-1 shot was too much for their hearts to take. Except for some dual line dealing by recreational books, this is the first time ever being limited/blocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted May 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 This fat lady lets her dog run in our yard and we addressed it with her. Our lab wants to break through the window. Of course she still lets the dog run into our yard. I’m really pissed off. My wife spoke to her about it. I don’t handle conflict resolution very well. I flip out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike499 Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 Went to cash a few tickets this morning sports book doesn't open until noon and the casino cashier couldn't cash them. Dummy's the tickets are still in my pocket and I probably would have lost it back to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Chapo2017 Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 Never Gets Old... Da Midget Pay Boat (In FULL)? Yet? What Gives... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 I bet in-game on Portland game U274.5 with them holding an 11pt lead in OT thinking no way this becomes a foul fest..... Just what it becomes .....lands 275 Never change NBA...promise me that One (1) thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Went to cash a few tickets this morning sports book doesn't open until noon and the casino cashier couldn't cash them. Dummy's the tickets are still in my pocket and I probably would have lost it back to themSave winnings for ten liners if nfl comes back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike499 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Save winnings for ten liners if nfl comes back!Love me some ten liners. When the nba playoffs start we should put some together would make for some good end of halfs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAG Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Love me some ten liners. When the nba playoffs start we should put some together would make for some good end of halfs I bet you do! I will have to play at least til I win one. Worst streak ever. Honestly I haven’t even followed sports at all. Been watching mindless Kardashian and sitcom stuff. I don’t even know when sports are starting or if they are. I guess they are playing baseball without fans. That’s about all I know. Saw some thing about cardboard fans or something LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike499 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 I bet you do! I will have to play at least til I win one. Worst streak ever. Honestly I haven’t even followed sports at all. Been watching mindless Kardashian and sitcom stuff. I don’t even know when sports are starting or if they are. I guess they are playing baseball without fans. That’s about all I know. Saw some thing about cardboard fans or something LOLCardboard fans are ridiculous but it's great betting basketball again. For weeks I was betting on ufc and nascar two sports I know dick about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike499 Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 Campbell’s soup not putting pop tops on a lot of their products. Pain in the ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 I hate that....pop tops should be on 100% of all canned products Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Raver Camper Posted August 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 Cardboard fans are ridiculous but it's great betting basketball again. For weeks I was betting on ufc and nascar two sports I know dick aboutSame here betting junk like Table Tennis. So addicting. Matches all day and night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike499 Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 Agree cheap fucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy kgb Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 The individual starkest tuna can are about 60/40 and they stock them at the store together....so I buy like 6-8 and and of course the one or two that dont have the pull tab end up in my lunch box at work..... Uhhhhh....anybody have a can opener? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatboatboat Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 Kroger's called the house we purchased peaches that have salmonella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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