mikeman Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 For the tenth time dipshit, you can’t jump out of a commercial airliner, even if it was low enough. They travel much faster. And it’s not a sliding door that can be opened in 1 second. Don’t put words in my mouth you fucking cockroach. Are they sliding doors on those sikorsky's, i have no idea, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryRunSome Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Don’t put fucking words in my mouth monkey. A commercial airliner is ridiculous. If you were low enough to jump it would be in a stall. They travel much faster. Don’t be a fucking little bitch putting words in my mouth. Could never be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 TImmy don’t listen to this assclown. He’s clueless. He thinks Kobe was in an a380 at 35,000 feet. The chopper was sputtering 50 feet off the ground. Choppers dont nosedive. They whirlybird. If he jumps last second he lives. Couple cuts and scratches and maybe a broken leg.1. A pilot just told you that you were wrong that they don't free fall.2. Ever heard of centrifugal force? Clearly not. If a helicopter is spinning, good luck jumping. You'd probably die before you even got TOSSED out of the helicopter.3. Go ahead and prove it. Take a video of you jumping out of a 5 story window tomorrow. Tell them to post it here after they clean your brain cell up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryRunSome Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Monkey knows I’m fucking right so now he’s putting words in my mouth. Nobody said two fucking words about jumping out of a fucking JetBlue plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Monkey knows I’m fucking right so now he’s putting words in my mouth. Nobody said two fucking words about jumping out of a fucking JetBlue plane.I didn't say you did, dipshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryRunSome Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 If Barry's idea was so brilliant, why do airlines not line people up to jump out before a plane crashes? I didn't say you did, dipshit.Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Really? Really, moron. No wonder you don't understand physics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryRunSome Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 He jumps he 100% lives. He stayed, got crushed, burned up in the wreckage, and is in the midst of an eternal dirt nap. case closed. End of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Go ahead and prove it. Take a video of you jumping out of a 5 story window tomorrow. Tell them to post it here after they clean your brain cell up.Just a couple of scratches. You're even starting at 0 MPH instead of whatever velocity the helicopter is going. $5k freeroll if you post the video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 He jumps he 100% lives. He stayed, got crushed, burned up in the wreckage, and is in the midst of an eternal dirt nap. case closed. End of story. 100% huh? I guess because he's a world class athlete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Just a couple of scratches. You're even starting at 0 MPH instead of whatever velocity the helicopter is going. $5k freeroll if you post the video.Zero excuses not to take this free money, Barry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 No padding or netting of course. Have to hit the ground in every day attire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Zero excuses not to take this free money, Barry.Actually, we can just pay for a helicopter ride, have him jump out at 30-40 ft, 100% chance he's fine, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Genius Barry just figured something out that dozens of Vegas helicopter tour pilots weren't smart enough to understand. Just jump out. LOL.LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 A lesser chance than what he did. By multitudes.This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Hustle Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 my new favorite anchor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Hustle Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Maybe people forget he raped a woman and paid her off Fukking morons hate trump but love Kobe yes. paid his wife off with a $4M rock. ran shaq out of town and didn't win shit after. he makes pete rose look like a saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjt Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 yes. paid his wife off with a $4M rock. ran shaq out of town and didn't win shit after. he makes pete rose look like a saintKobe won 2 titles without Shaq Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjt Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 When it struck the ground, the helicopter was flying at about 160 knots (184 mph) and descending at a rate of more than 4,000 feet per minute (45 mph), the Flightradar24 data showed. Just jump out lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyF0cker Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 When it struck the ground, the helicopter was flying at about 160 knots (184 mph) and descending at a rate of more than 4,000 feet per minute (45 mph), the Flightradar24 data showed. Just jump out lol A couple of scratches and maybe a broken bone. LOL. Never seen anything dumber in my life. Barry and billy probably make toast in the bathtub. Just make sure you jump out of the water before the toaster falls in, fellas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 I rather they both die in the tub like the faggs they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookbraker Posted January 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Barry promise us one thing pal.... If you are about to get in an accident with the LeBaron convertible you don't jump out. Thanks...love u pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Losco Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 When it struck the ground, the helicopter was flying at about 160 knots (184 mph) and descending at a rate of more than 4,000 feet per minute (45 mph), the Flightradar24 data showed. Just jump out lol100% indisputable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 barry is trolling now. has to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasson621 Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Sad RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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